My darlings, welcome to Momma Love's Movies with Momma Love! You see, I've always wanted to do movie reviews and such but my friends always say that I'm stupid for trying because I don't know movies. Trust me, I've seen a ton of movies. Sure they're not diverse but I know the difference between good and bad. So, here is where I will tell you which movies you ought and ought not see. I know that won't stop some of you from going to the movies and seeing these horrible things but, if you go, see it in 2D. There's nothing more disappointing that seeing a terrible movie in 3D, you waste money and you waste precious time.

WARNING THERE WILL BE MAD SPOILERS IN THIS WORLD SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! I'LL TRY TO KEEP SPOILAGE TO A MINIMUM FOR MOVIES IN THEATERS BUT OTHER THAN THAT I WILL CONSIDER IT FREE GAME!

Without further adieu, welcome to Momma Love's Movies!

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Rise of the Guardians (2012)

Where to begin: The Magic of Disney, the Story of Pixar, and the Visual Brilliance of Dreamworks all wrapped up into one. That's Rise of the Guardians in a nutshell. And some might say an elementary school version of The Avengers. All I can say is that you'll love the banter between Bunnymund and Jack, you'll love North with his broken sentences and Russian accent, and... you'll love all of it! I don't know where to start! Jack is hilarious, Bunny is always irritated and perfectly Australian, North is adorable (in his own weird way), Tooth is zany and flits all over the place like the Hummingbird that she is, and Sandy... don't get me started on the little guy!

A true children's story that's enjoyable for all ages. With the well known voices of Hugh Jackman, Chris Pine, and Jude Law, everyone will having something to be nostalgic about. Falls slightly below the bar for spanning shots that're supposed to be "magical", other than that, Rise of the Guardians can do no wrong. Especially with Hugh Jackman, Chris Pine, and Jude Law.

xoxo, Momma Love

Feature: 03/14/13 | By: LoveInChains | 2 comments | Other Movies | Tags: Alec Baldwin, Boogeyman, Bunnymund, Chris Pine, Easter Bunny, Father North, Hugh Jackman, Jack Frost, Jude Law, North, Pitch, Pitch Black, Rise of the Guardians, Santa Claus, Tooth, Tooth Fairy