My darlings, welcome to Momma Love's Movies with Momma Love! You see, I've always wanted to do movie reviews and such but my friends always say that I'm stupid for trying because I don't know movies. Trust me, I've seen a ton of movies. Sure they're not diverse but I know the difference between good and bad. So, here is where I will tell you which movies you ought and ought not see. I know that won't stop some of you from going to the movies and seeing these horrible things but, if you go, see it in 2D. There's nothing more disappointing that seeing a terrible movie in 3D, you waste money and you waste precious time.
WARNING THERE WILL BE MAD SPOILERS IN THIS WORLD SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! I'LL TRY TO KEEP SPOILAGE TO A MINIMUM FOR MOVIES IN THEATERS BUT OTHER THAN THAT I WILL CONSIDER IT FREE GAME!
Without further adieu, welcome to Momma Love's Movies!
Next Review: Les Miserables (2012)
Um, An Unexpected Journey? More like An Unexpected Pair of Hot Dwarves.
Saw The Hobbit this week and I'm going to get right to it. I loved it. I loved every single second of it. It's, to me, the best Tolkien work to be made into a movie to date. There are going to be people who disagree with me, but I felt like I could sit back in my chair and enjoy this movie. The trilogy made my body feel as if there was a marathon being run through my veins. I felt that I could actually get to know these characters.
Bilbo is adorable, Thorin is angsty and brooding, Fili and Kili are hot as hell, Gandalf is wise as always, Gollum still cute and creepy, and everything is good. Just as breathtaking as the first three films with so many laughs that it's no wonder that I've seen it near 50 times already (not necessarily legally of course). A definite must see of your 2013 (though it came out in 2012 and the next installment technically comes out this year... silly me)!
xoxo, Momma Love
Hello all! Welcome to my review of Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (2012)as requested by Klassic!
You all know my opinion of the Twilight series, you've read it in my reviews of the other four movies (which you cannot read now seeing as SHOCKTOBER is closed (and will be open again in February as something else)), but I will admit I was pleasantly surprised by the latest and last installment. Though the acting quality is still mediocre at best, (and the CGI baby was just ridiculous) the action scene was very well choreographed and shot. As to the rest of the movie I can say that it was a little strange, the bits where Bella was just becoming a vampire were awkward and extremely fast paced. The time between the beginning and the climatic fight scene which if you have read the books know is completely non-existent is nearly completely forgotten for me. This is probably a one-time movie, the novelty wears off and you don't get much more from watching it more than once (I didn't). I know I said I was pleasantly surprised but not enough to make up for the long list of screw-ups. I do not recommend for those who aren't fans, and if you wish to add it to your movie collection: wait six months until it shows up at your local Dollar General in the 5$ movie bin, as it is where the other four now reside.
xoxo, Momma Love
A movie I have wanted to see for a very long time. Finally rented it from the local library and I honestly enjoyed every second of it. Though, technically a children's movie, this production of cinematic appreciation is heartfelt yet it doesn't not treat you like a kid. There's an abundance of depression and sadness and just that glimmer of hope. Brilliant in every sense of the word, set in France yet everyone has a British accent, a strange incident of fate, I have chills. Just watch it.
xoxo, Momma Love
My absolute favourite TV show EVER. Whose next relationship next season might be the mighty STEREK. Be still my beating heart, their time will come. So, this is based off the movie Teen Wolf, except it isn't. The only things that are the same are the names of the protagonist, Scott (last name is different), the best friend, Stiles, and the town it takes place in. Oh, and that Scott becomes a werewolf. Not the same way as Michael J. Fox, this Scott was bitten by a rogue Alpha werewolf but I'll let you be surprised. This show is dark and creepy, and has a complete two seasons out, all free to watch on MTV and has been signed on for a Season 3 with double the usual episodes! 24 one-hour episodes? YES MA'AM. Okay, besides being dark and creepy, Tyler Hoechlin (who plays the mentor wolf) takes off his shirt all of the first season. Colton Haynes is the king of shirtlessness in the second season. OKAY, VERY SCARY, GO WATCH IT.
Scare Rating: 7/10. Don't watch at night. SO MANY SCARY EYES.
xoxo, Your Bewitching Momma
STEREK.
Hot damn, another classic. Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf? How can anyone not know what this movie is! So funny, a story of a teen who inherited a werewolf gene from his mother and father who suddenly gets really good at basketball and becomes really popular for being a werewolf! I love the thought of this, that the "Wolf", as he's called in the movie, is so good at basketball no one cares that he's a creature of the night! Such a funny movie, love it, love it ALL. <3 And Stiles is still a hilarious mother trucker.
Scare Rating: 0/10, no scare factor, at all. Love it!
xoxo, Your Bewitching Momma
