"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" - David Farragut

"Who needs self help? If you did it yourself, YOU DIDNT NEED HELP!"
- George Carlin

"Turning your car into oncoming traffic is Counter-productive!"
- Jim Carrey

"Eagles may soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines"
- Unknown

"I wonder what this button does?"
- Last words of an idiot

"Is Dickweed a swearword?"
- (Obvious)

"If you believe in telekenesis, raise my hand"
- Unknown

OK, since I'm watching MASH right now, I have quotes from the show on my brain, so I'll give ya a couple of the better ones, bith are from the main character, Hawkeye.

"I don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread, to transplant the American Dream; freedom, achievement, hyperacidity, afluence, flatulence, technology, tension, the inalienable right to an early coronary at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. That's entertainment!"

"When I got in the army, I had a clear understanding with them: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash n' carry, Carry me Back to Old Virginie, I'll even hari kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun."

@TimeChaser:

Yes, yes you do.

Also, the pancake segway was brilliant. I totally hadn't thought of that. XD;

Do I see a hint of robot net on your head in that picture?

Guess what I ordered - three tries, first two don't count.

Pancakes... Oh, I blew it. 8D

Hm, can't think of good quotes off the top of my head. I'll check back later on that.

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*grumbles* We can't exactly watch it if it's not on...

"If I claim to be a wise man,
It surely means that I don't know."
–Kerry Livgren, Carry On Wayward Son]

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
–George Carlin

"I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds."
–Vash the Stampede

"Is it a crime to try and learn the truth?"

"Humans who lose the ability to think become creatures whose existence has no value."
–Schwarzwald

"Man shouldn't have to live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise."

"I love a woman who can kick my ass."
–Spike Spiegel

"Damn it! Morons don't learn until they die!"
–Faye Valentine

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Before we moved on to Gurren Lagann? >>;

"High school, those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that." -- Steve Carrell, Little Miss Sunshine