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50 ways to get people to stare at you (o.o)

Here are 50 ways to get non-otakus to stare at you!
make sure you're in public tho, or they won't work

1. dance
2. quote someone that nobody else could possibly understand (Charlie! ^^)
3. bring a HUGE stuffed animal EVERYWHERE
4. start speaking jiberish
5. or Japanese ^^
6. call someone brittany spears, then run away.
7. if they chase you, scream, "cheese grips! cheese grips!" (joke from the soup)
8. run around in circles in front of a public building, such as a store
9. start singing a weird song that no one will understand (carrameldansen!^^)
10. glomp a random person then run away
11. scream a random word as long as you can (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFLES!!!)
12. run around screaming random words

(these next few should be in a super store like wal-mart)

13. go to the pets section and stare at the fish for a very long time
14. go in the baby isles and start playing with the toys
15. run through the entire store for as long as you can
16. buy a WHOLE bunch of random stuff that looks odd together
(such as a hunk of cheese and a tire)
17. duct tape yourself to the wall
18. dance to the songs they play on the intercom(usually older songs are best)
19. crawl on the floor like a worm or snake
20. conk a random person on the head with a frying pan
21. go into fetal position and rock back-and-forth in a random isle
22. dress up as an animal, then act like whatever animal you are
23. break something (something loud would be best)
24. run out of a bathroom screaming "IT'S GONNA GET ME!!"
25. have a never-ending coughing fit near the food section
26. have a shopping-cart race
27. video tape yourself doing a documentary over people shopping
28. play with the music on the sample radios
29. bring an animal with you
30. pretend to be a mannequin and stare at people waling by

(these last ones can be anywhere)

31. repeatedly trip and fall (small intervals in between so people notice it)
32. sit on the ground, grab your leg, and hiss like it actually hurts
33. scream "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" repeatedly
34. rock back-and-forth and pretend to space out
35. wave at random people and say, "omg! random name! i haven't seen you forever! (really funny if there are people with them
36. make weird sounds when people walk by
37. impersonate someone most people idolize
38. jump in a water fountain (or have someone push you in)
39. speak lol speak (like lol cats)
40. run in a parking lot while flapping your arms up and down
41. act like a robot (you have to speak like one too ^^)
42. do an evil laugh REALLY loud MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
43. act like L from Death Note
44. walk around in an incredibly hideous outfit
44. or wrapped in duct tape (different colors work best)
45. play frisbee with a CD
46. tape your nose so it sticks upwards then say you're Henry Waxman
47. stare at other people with a weird look on your face (o.o)
48. eat some food and pretend that it's the most awful thing in the universe
49. eat gum stuck under tables, chairs, fences, etc.
50. and the most effective method of getting people to stare at you is...
COSPLAY! of course, this is just personal experience, so it probably varies with location

Sorry if any of this offended anyone, and if I messed something up, please tell me, thanks

~grimmy