I used to have a coworker that said, "Molly is the kind of person you're nice to so she remembers that when she shows up to work with a gun." I find this completely amusing, especially since last night it was said about me that when I'm found out as a serial killer, the cop who interrogates me if gonna haves a hoot. Somehow this its exactly the persona I want to project. SUCCESS!

In other news, Schultzie is amazing. He stood his ass in line for me and got me an autograph from J. Michael Tatum. But only that, but a pic of the man himself was sent to me phone. He's a little more doughy than I expected. I still adore him. To lend credence to my afore mentioned persona, I'd probably lock him in my basement.