Oh Molly, how I love you! Jem and the Holograms, holy hell I used to love that show. Now that is one of the bestest answers for number 8 yet! Capri sun pouch. <3

1. Does profanity offend you
- That would be pretty fucking hard. I consider creative sweating an art form.

2. Which do you eat more often, Chinese food or Mexican food?
- Chinese. I do like Mexican, there are just far more Chinese places lol, and the hubby prefers Chinese.

3. Cat person or Dog person?
- Dogs for the lovableness, cats for entertainment. Who wants to play fluffy tail with the cat?!

4. Are you ready for The Zombie Apocalypse?
- Well, I am trained as a nurse, can shoot a bow and a gun. So yeah I guess I am.

5. Do you think it's odd that I capitalize The Zombie Apocalypse?
- Didn't really notice until you pointed it out. =P

6. Do you, like me, doubt I can make up 11 questions?
- I know you can do it! I had doubts I could do it lol, but it wasn't so bad.

7. If you are not a member of the Church of Mollyism why not?
- I have been a devote follower since 2003.

8. Who's your favorite..... PERSON?
- Fictional: Roy Mustang. Real: I'll be honest and say me hubby.

9. Do you prefer snail mail or email?
- Email because of the speed. But there is still something special about getting snail mail.

10. Who is ruining America, Liberals or Conservatives?
- Conservatives.

11. CAN YOU BELIEVE I MADE IT TO 11?
- Nope, I knew you could do it.

1. Does profanity offend you
The fuck kind of question is that?

2. Which do you eat more often, Chinese food or Mexican food?
Depends on what I feel like.
3. Cat person or Dog person?
Dogs. I only know a couple of cool kitties.
4. Are you ready for The Zombie Apocalypse?
I would like to think so. Im at least taking a couple of the bastards down before they get me though.
5. Do you think it's odd that I capitalize The Zombie Apocalypse?
Not at all.
6. Do you, like me, doubt I can make up 11 questions?
I know you can make it, I counted.
7. If you are not a member of the Church of Mollyism why not?
I am. I sit in the back, you probably dont see me at meetings.
8. Who's your favorite..... PERSON?
Aside from my mom or grandpa, its gotta be MOLLY!
9. Do you prefer snail mail or email?
Who am I corresponding with?
10. Who is ruining America, Liberals or Conservatives?
Corporations. Last I checked, all kinds of people work as CEOs
11. CAN YOU BELIEVE I MADE IT TO 11?
Yes. I counted.

@ShadowLight:

I've miiiiisssssssed you a lot~!

Molly. I love you. And missed you. You are my one of top-top fav people in the world. <3

Here's my answers for you:

1. Does profanity offend you
Depends. Depends of what it's said and who says it and how they say it.

2. Which do you eat more often, Chinese food or Mexican food?
I don't eat much of any of these food but if I have to choose the one I somewhat eat more frequently would have to be chinese since we don't have mexican restaurants here.

3. Cat person or Dog person?
Both. <3
4. Are you ready for The Zombie Apocalypse?
HECK YES!! I've been anxiously waiting for it! It's going to be fuuuun!

5. Do you think it's odd that I capitalize The Zombie Apocalypse?
Nope. :3

6. Do you, like me, doubt I can make up 11 questions?
I believe in you Molly. I know you can do it!

7. If you are not a member of the Church of Mollyism why not?
From the day I've registered here, I became a member of the Church of Mollyism and I didn't even knew it at the time. And I loved it ever since. <3

8. Who's your favorite..... PERSON?
I have only a few favourite person. And you are one of them.<3

9. Do you prefer snail mail or email?
Snail Mail.
10. Who is ruining America, Liberals or Conservatives?
Both? They are all helping, sadly.

11. CAN YOU BELIEVE I MADE IT TO 11?
Told you would make it! YAY MOLLY!!! <333

1. Does profanity offend you

People who are to stupid to know when not to swear offend me more than actual swear words.

2. Which do you eat more often, Chinese food or Mexican food?

Mexican!

3. Cat person or Dog person?

I like both but I do favor dogs more than cats.

4. Are you ready for The Zombie Apocalypse?

Sure, I'm gonna come and take shelter with you. :p

5. Do you think it's odd that I capitalize The Zombie Apocalypse?

Honestly didn't notice.

6. Do you, like me, doubt I can make up 11 questions?

Well considering that this question is a bit of a cheat... maybe. >>

7. If you are not a member of the Church of Mollyism why not?

I don't like church. ._. I like you though.

8. Who's your favorite..... PERSON?

One of my friends who keeps on trying to do her best regardless of all the shit life has tossed her way.

9. Do you prefer snail mail or email?

email is convenient but snail mail is more fun.

10. Who is ruining America, Liberals or Conservatives?

Both since they're all too busy squabbling like a bunch of immature children instead of trying to actually fix things.

11. CAN YOU BELIEVE I MADE IT TO 11?

Pffft, this question is a cheat too so no! *shot*

Happy people give you the creeps? XDDD
Pffftttt...! Since I'm in the library at this moment, I wanted to so laugh at the Edward Cullen one... XDDDDDDDDD

My answers for you~
1. It doesn't exactly offend me, but I do get annoyed of it sometimes when it's used unnecessarily or so.

2. Chinese food more haha... haven't ate Mexican in a while. O.o

3. Dog person for sure~~

4. Zombie Apocalypse??!!! When??!! I'm sooo not ready!! *holds onto Molly*

5. You make it sound like it's really coming soon! XDDD

6. No, not at all! ;D

7. I was never notified! :OOOOOO

8. Too many to choose frommmm~~ @_@

9. Snail mail above all~ But depends on what the message is~~

10. ?_? I can't really make a judgment on that... it's people, not just a specific party/group or whatever~ ^^'

11. Haha! Yay, Molly! *sits on Molly and throws confetti*

1. Does profanity offend you

Ignorant, continuous profanity makes me tired.

2. Which do you eat more often, Chinese food or Mexican food?

Mexican, typically. The restaurants are usually better, and don't have buffets; and I can't stand generic American-Chinese food.

Thai is amazing.

3. Cat person or Dog person?

dat person

4. Are you ready for The Zombie Apocalypse?

Grab the shotgun. You don't need to load it, we did that shit for you.

5. Do you think it's odd that I capitalize The Zombie Apocalypse?

I think it's odd that you can't decide whether or not you italicise it.

6. Do you, like me, doubt I can make up 11 questions?

Hum.

7. If you are not a member of the Church of Mollyism why not?

Too much lemons.

8. Who's your favorite..... PERSON?

Simon Pegg.

9. Do you prefer snail mail or email?

Opening email is boring. Click, done.

10. Who is ruining America, Liberals or Conservatives?

Yes.

Also apathetic voters.

11. CAN YOU BELIEVE I MADE IT TO 11?

You didn't. You hit 9+2. That's nine.

Maulipop! Why? Because Mojo is dead. ._. Anywho, ditto on #9. And seriously Mauls, props for 10. It's pretty rare to know of people who can do that. As for the chronic elevator button abuse, patience grasshopper. Patience. No matter how many times you push the button, the action it triggers still only happens once. (And insanely freaking slow every time) :P

1. I embrace and reciprocate.
2. I myself am Mexican and live on the border, so naturally Chinese.
3. The kind that does what u say and protect the house.
4. Plug :]
5. At the height of Zombiemania? Not at all.
6. Now I do. A question about the questions = Cheating.
7. I would like to know more. Please, come in.
8. Don Cheadle as Captain Planet.
9. Snail mail.
10.Masons and Illuminati
11.Knowmad mauls moletta

1. Only when it's being used in a selective-usage-only sort of way. Come on people; share your cusswords.
2. Depends on how my mom is feeling.
3. Big, playful, happy-go-lucky dog person.
4. Probably not.
5. do you think its odd ee cummings wrote like this
6. Naw. YOU CAN DO IT!
7. My soul apparently belongs to an old classmate.
8. Someone who will buy me some ice cream.
9. That depends on the information being passed and the urgency of said information.
10. Political parties in general have been grinding down Americans' ability to work together and cooperate despite differences since Day One. It's the crazies on both ends of the spectrum that really get my goat.
11. OF COURSE! YOU'RE MOLLY! IT WAS A GIVEN! :D!

1. Hell no. At times profanity can be overused and get annoying though.
2. Chinese, definitely.
3. Obvious.
4. All I need is a bat or pole and I'm ready to kill the dead.
5. Nope.
6. Since I read all the way to the 11th, not really.
7. I don't have the motivation.
8. I have trouble choosing.
9. For birthday notices and letters I prefer the mail since it's more personal but if it's business-related, email has much more flexibility and is less bothersome.
10. I personally think it's just incompetent people who can be found in every party.
11. I have to, you did.

1. A lack of profanity offends me.
2. Mexican food.
3. Slightly more of a dog person, I guess, but I'm cool with them both.
4. Hell yes I am!
5. Of course not.
6. I do not doubt you ever.
7. I am the high priest!
8. Trip!
9. If it's letters from people, then snail mail. If it's junk mail, then email.
10. Everyone is ruining America.
11. Yes!