Welcome to Failtastick Fandoms, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
This world is dedicated to the ridiculous side of anime, where 15 year old girls are "burdened" with jello-textured double d's, villains sport black feathers, and hair defies all laws of physics.
I hope that while reading you get a chuckle and stop to appreciate the things that make it all the more enjoyable to have fun otakuing.

Attention People of Earth!

I hope that if aliens actually exist and ever decide to visit Earth they will
A.All be female,
B.Physically resemble humans in every way possible except for maybe a cat tail or rabbit ears or some other useless appendage that looks like it could be purchased at your local Party City,
C.Have heaving breasts, and
D.Throw themselves on the first miserable loser they see and call it destiny so that I can feel like I've learned something from all the crud I watch. The things I do for you guys.
Seriously though if that all magically happens I officially reserve the right to the name "SmokinHotSpaceBabe-ians".

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