-WARNING-
The National Blather Service has issued a Severe CitrusStorm Warning for the following area(s):
The world.
Expect torrential downpours of tropical insanity, especially in the morning and evening hours.
- Created By CitrusStorm
THE DOORBELL RINGS
And I answer it to find a package the size of a drum stool.
Me: ?
Upon closer inspection, the package is adorned with doodles and markings.
Me: ?!
The address it's from matches my pen-pal.
Me: !!!!
The package is opened.
*CRITICAL MELTDOWN INITIATED*
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