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Me: That is a good question... it's probably close to here though

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Me: If there were two paths, one was telling the truth, the other lied. If they were both trying to invite the man down each of their path, that'd be the assumption one of them was lying when he said his path was safe and trying to lure him down that path while the other said it was safe. Taro thinks of difficult riddles like this, so there probably is another place we are supposed to go instead of one of the forks

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Me: I think it's neither path...

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(I actually got this riddle off of the original Yugioh)

Me: Wait, I think I read over something. he asked "Which of you is telling the truth?" The man on the left said "I am being truthful." however the other man on the left said "I am lying." Which path is the correct one?

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Me: If we wanna get down the right path then we have to solve it *sighs* Okay One man was walking down a road when he came to a fork. There were two men at each path and said that one of them was lying and the other was telling the truth. The man could only ask one question, so he asked "Which of you is telling the truth?" Which path is the correct one?

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Me: And... as always, there's a riddle -_-'

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Me: Yeah, I suppose. Hey, there's the quater way point, but there's also a fork in the road.

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Me: ... Nothing like that, if there were, Taro would've killed them by now

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Me: You don't think a lot of things, but once you come into this village, you see a lot

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Me: And if we do end up running into the heart-eating rabbit, he knows how to deal with it if we are around him

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Me: He trains a lot, in forests around here, you get a good work out

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Me: He's older than Kyuubi, I know that

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Me: He kinda looks like a kid, but looks a little different from his sister

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Me: Yup, we just have to watch ourselves

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Me: About a mile, estimated

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Me: We probably won't see it though since all this other crap is going on

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Me: *nods* It has yellow eyes and can lure you into a part of the woods. It eats hearts

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Me: Well, either way, we're going to have to go in there. *starts walking into the forest* If you see a black rabbit, don't follow it, no matter what it says.

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Me: It really isn't the time for joking when you are entering a forest where you have a 90% chance of dying.

(I had to push on the door and actually walk on some stuff to get in lol)

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(My room was so messy that at one point no one could even enter and walk in my room)

Me: So, we'd better get to Tai then

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Me: Dang... Sounds like what my room used to be like before my mom went in there with a mask on

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Me: There's also Taro's giant summoning spider, vampire bats that haven't eaten in a while, and some shadow creatures that pass by every once and a while... Yeah, this village is a mess...

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Me: ...True, but there are also robbers and murders that live in these woods too

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Me: ... It was before Taro came back -_-'

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Me: One or two of the trees are evil and sometimes people can either get robbed or get killed -_-'

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Me: Did I mention this isn't an ordinary forest...

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Me: Yup...

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Me: No, the training feild is over there *points to the oak forest*

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Me: ... Okay, I don't blame her on the Santa Claus thing cause he's basically a burgaler that sneeks into your house but leaves stuff and eats cookies...
Inner self: You have issues...
Me: Shut up, anyway, we are way off from the training feild

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Me: Apparentally just like that rat...

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Me: ... Crap... hopefully the situation is handled then

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rat: *collapses on the ground twitching slightly before stopping*
Me: Suki, the mother is going to be here any second, mad as **** at the sight of her dead baby.

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Me: *shrugs* Might also have to do with this environment. I swear that cockroaches might find a decent home in one of the rotting saplings

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Me: Feeding off the meat or chakra can explain their growth

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Me: ... Maybe it's because of the dead corpses... that could explain why they are getting bigger

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Me: Mother rats are as big as a small fir sapling around here. I don't know how they get so big though

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Me: ... I see you found one of the baby rats

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Me: *shrugs* It might remind you of a campsite from what it sounds

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Me: *points close to the forest near mountains* The forest with the firs

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Me: *shrugs* Normally stuff like that is unusual

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Me: ... The academy kitchen was close to the forest last time I checked

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Me: ... She wandered into the academy kitchen then

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Me: Rats, bats, mice, snakes, spiders, dead animal carcuses, tomb stones... I think that's the basic things you see

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Me: Poor thing... Well, let's see what she found *starts walking*

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Me: -_-' Ah... wonder what she found

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Me: Yeah, so follow where she went, I'm guessing?

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Me: At least that's mildly good news

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Me: ... Yeah it is, but Taro said if I mention it to anyone, I'm going to end up mauled by Asura's wolf pack -_-'

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Me: ... Well, there's kinda a demon that used to live here and someone managed to put it to sleep and for extra percautions, the scroll was made, not only to protect everyone here, but there is possibly it kept the thing asleep... Let's just say it really has a grudge with Tai

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Me: The air will probably less dense and the thing that lives here probably won't break loose. O_O Oh, crap wasn't supposed to mention that

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Me: Yeah, I agree with you there

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Me: *sigh* Then we'd better head to the training ground anyway

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Me: There close by, just through the forest and it'll lead into a clearing

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Me: The training grounds

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Me: Since Meru's working with Kyuubi and Taro on a patent, Tai's either at the training grounds or at his house

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Me: You'd probably have to ask Tai about it. He created the thing... and he's the only surviving creator since the other guy died many years ago.

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Me: I don't think so, Meru and her twin have lived for... I don't know how long and it's been in tact through out those years

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Me: Meru's twin made it. He was assisted by someone though, not sure by who but it was a real long time ago before Taro was even born

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Me: I'd say so

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Me: *sighs* Just one of those days...

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Me: O_o ... O-kay...

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Me: ... That's one point

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Me: Wow... sometimes it's good to know a lot of people I guess, but other times, it can end badly

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Me: I'm guessing she knows almost half the people of the world?

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Me: Taro makes enemies pretty easily, they should upgrade the security but Taro's been busy and Tai and Meru don't really know how to handle it

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Me: This is probably the 50th attempt

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Me: If someone did, then that might explain the fact barely anyone's here, kinda looks like a hypnotising jutsu could've been placed on it too

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Me: Taro said something about it maintaining the village's safety, not sure how it really does that, but it can't be damaged or stolen.

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Me: Well, it looks big enough...

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Me: Okay, let's just get off the bipolar known as Taro subject and see if the scroll is still here

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Me: Taro's kinda bipolar...

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Me: You'd think Sosha'd be dead too, but he's not

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Me: I can't

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Me: ... Yeah I'm surprised people can even stand him -_-'

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Me: Yeah, apparently they don't like him killing people off for their blood

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Me: ... *grabs list*

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Me: *turns* -_- Yeah, you want me to get out the list?

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Me: For some reason, it kinda looks like someone other than us was here before

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Me: Okay, then we'd better check the room out

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Me: Whatever, something is going on and we need to find the scroll. Normally from what I see, the actual scroll is in a huge room, that is more thank likely filled with traps.

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Me: -_-' Oh, well that's typical

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Me: right, and for all we know, it could be a trick scroll

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Me: You did? Well, let me see

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Me: I'm not sure, I haven't seen the scroll, but from what Taro said, it did

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Me: True, maybe that was the only alarm set up

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Me: I'm hoping Taro didn't install a silent alarm after all of these traps he's bothered to set up

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Me: I'm wondering why Suki is even going along with this

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Me: There's a scroll down in one of these rooms. But the rooms are probably full of traps

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Me: Heck, I'm surprised we even got this far

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Me: Yeah, go into the door and climb down the stairs

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Me: *nods* Yup, that way

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Me: Seems quite normal so far. spiderwebs and spiders, weapons hanging around... But we have to go down into the basement down the hall and by the looks of it, the spiders are gathering

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Me: I'm not sure if there are other traps though, so be on guard. *opens door*

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Me: Just before his house. It's thin wire, but you should be able to see it

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Me: Trying to open the door would set an alarm off if the wire isn't cut

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Me: *sighs* Okay, something is wrong. Let's just got to his basement

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Me: Maybe, but then again they could be out hunting. They'd have someone on guard though... Yeah, something might be wrong here

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Me: Normally people would mistake us for intruders by now, but it's really quiet

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Me: All right... *walks out of the cave and goes over to his home* Huh... that's really odd

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Me: There's suposively a scroll under his home. Not sure what it's for, but Taro never let me go there whenever I visited

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Me: Below Taro's house

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Me: *shrugs* I don't think s- ... well, there's one place we could check out

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Me: More dead bodies hanging around and the air seems a lot more denser, but I might just be paranoid

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Me: Yes, but there's just something about this place that seems different from last time

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Me: The fact of being in this cave is making me uncomfortable. Not the fact it's dark or anything, in fact I kinda like it, but there seems to be an uneasy feel around the village

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Me: *sighs* Fine *starts walking off in that direction*

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Me: *sighs, gets up off the ground, and brushes dirt off* Over that direction

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Me: If I say more, then I give out too much information

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Me: O_o Barney freaks me out... This is kinda scaring me a little more

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Me: *is getting dragged* Taro, this is why people don't like you when you're in "serious mode."
Taro: I have a half-dead patient on the table that needs healed fast or he'll bleed to death... Actually that sounds good... *shakes head* But the point is, I need peace and quiet or he'll spazz out, cause the wound to open up more and possibly bleed to death. Meru, Kyuubi you are going to stay and help me out. Please leave after your job is done
Kyuubi: *nods*
Meru: *frowns* Fine

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Me: *cringes* Man, that hurts... Man, I'm stupid!
Taro: Stop complaining and get all your asses OUT! This is an operating room and I have people half dead resting here.
Meru: *is walking down the hall and comes into room* Now Kyuubi, I need your help on a patient Taro is healing
Kyuubi: I'm not going to kill a patient to end their suffering
Meru: It's not that! His leg was not only broken but needed to be reattached, come with me so you can heal the- What is going on in here?
Kyuubi: And why is there another me in here... That smells like Ck...
Me: Get out of here, your ruining the fun
Taro: All of you get out of here!

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Taro: Take it outside then. I don't want any more bones broken in here or the cave to collapse in on us

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Me: Ow!... *rubs head and eyes widen* Crap!

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Me: O_O What's she going to do

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Taro: Technically I was telling the truth... well, half of it at least
Me: ... You are an ass sometimes (because of his adittude)
Taro: I didn't guarentee safety. I said it might work *finishes up on broken leg*

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Me: Yeah and the chakra disruptor. Thanks for that Taro
Taro: No trouble, but you better get going, they'll be back *looks over* Or are back

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Taro: Good luck finding them. *grabs a wet rag and goes back to the patient with broken leg*

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Taro: They didn't. They came here a few minutes ago asking where they should hide. Then went off somewhere after I talked to them a little

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Taro: I don't see any reason why they would do that

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Taro: Black-mailing privacy? That seems harsh

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Taro: *turns* Oh, hello. What brings you guys here?

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Taro: Oh, I see... I can help you out, but I'm kinda in the middle of healing a leg, so go hide over there. Hopefully it'll work for the time being.
Me: all right

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Taro: ? Who is it?
Me: Good, so you are here
Taro: What are you guys doing here?... I kinda doubt you're paying a visit

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Me: Yeah... He is. Anyway, we'd better see if he's in here. Suki's catching up

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Me: *nods* Taro is the head of the village, his clan, and a medical nin too. Some allies come in for assistance, but I'm surprised he doesn't attempt to bite their necks if they are half-dead (Taro loves the taste of blood and the smell of it too)

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Me: Well, it's the area to the operating room. I assume he's in here

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Me: *looks around* There's the room!

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Meru: Down the hall to the left

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Kyuubi: I think Taro keeps it this way because of the spiders, snakes, and bats

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Kyuubi: It has the type of material aquatic domes are build from and it's also supported by titanium nails, screws, and steel beams. I'm not even sure how they built it that way

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Me: What? You looks like you've never seen an underground academy
Kyuubi: Starts with a tunnel in the mountain and buries underground

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Me: *turns a corner and runs into a cave-like tunnel*

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Me: Yeah, now we gotta go, double-time *starts running*

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Me: I think both is an option.

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Me: I suppose so... egh... *steps over a dead corpse* besides that. I wonder if Taro's at the academy again

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Kyuubi: Huh... I've never actually seen this place due to the poison influence.
Meru: Well, you see it now. Pretty big huh?
Kyuubi: Yeah, for an unknown clan village.
Meru: I'd give you a tour, but we'd better find your friends

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Meru: In my point of view, no one should ever be alone. Everyone's bound to find someone that doesn't make you feel alone. And we never ruled out the possibility Kyuubi's chakra was burning some of the poison off over time. Speaking of burning off, you look really skinny since I last saw you.
Kyuubi: Probably because I wore baggy clothes that were ripped up.
Meru: *shrugs* Well whatever the reason, it doesn't matter. *walks out of tunnel* Welcome to the Chikumo clan guys.

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Meru: Taro thought he may have to cut his legs off
Kyuubi: At least until he noticed the chakra bursts
Meru: Then he just had to mak small cuts to disperse to poison, but because Kyuubi was a demon, the cuts healed too quickly (not producing any scars) so I had to feel him medical herbs
Kyuubi: Which half the time I spit out
Meru: While Taro worked on the antidote.
Kyuubi: And it took only three days considering how lethal the poison was. I'm surprised I'm not dead

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Kyuubi: She's the only one who knows her way through here. There are poison traps set up, some of which are really concealed well.
Meru: Don't step there, that's a poison dart trap
Kyuubi: Right. The first time I did get through by myself
Meru: You needed medical attention though -_-'

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Meru: Oh, so this is Suki. Nice to meet you
Kyuubi: We think two of our friends went into the clan village
Meru: You found me at a good time then. I was just heading back. It turns out one of the Azuki's were badly injured so Taro had to go to the academy and I was sent out here like usual.
Kyuubi: If you don't mind, can we come with you through the short-cut?
Meru: No, I don't mind. Just stick close and follow me *walks into cave*

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Kyuubi: Yeah, it's her. Hey, Meru!
Meru: ? *turns around* Oh! Hey Kyuubi. What are you doing here? ... and who's she?

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Kyuubi: I can see why. Oh, here's the area

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Kyuubi: They are known to be tactical assasins. And they need to be complicated for knowing all the knowlege on what bugs, mushrooms, plants, or liquid are able to mix together into certain medicines or potions to heal or be lethal.

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Kyuubi: Well, the Chikumo clan are very protective of where they live so in some way, Taro came up with this incense that manages to conceal chakra and block off certain jutsu techniques. The only jutsu it doesn't effect is taijutsu and the clan have gotten so used to it that they can use any jutsu they please. The incense somehow effects the sences too. You can't even smell it because the root that was mixed in the incense doesn't even have a scent. Even if it did though, it'd probably be blocked by the smell of blood within the village

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Kyuubi: *nods* Yeah, that's our best bet. *starts walking in that direction*

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Kyuubi: Not usually, but she does go around the mushrooms to pick some of them for poisons and antidotes. She also grows herbs a lake and waterfall close by. By the waterfall, I sometimes see her on the cliff picking certain flowers. The area is locked in close to one spot so it should be close due south.

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Kyuubi: *chuckles* Well, we have to find her first. Normally at this time she's in the forest gathering some herbs for Taro.

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Kyuubi: Her name's Meru. She's Taro's assistant. She's actually a bat demon

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Kyuubi: *laughs and hugs back* I was just teasing you

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Kyuubi: *eyes widen* Oh!

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Kyuubi: ... Had it and lost it... Damn

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Kyuubi: Don't say that. Although they can be annoying sometimes, well... I can thank them for something to say the least

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Kyuubi: Right. I just have to go visit a friend and she should get us there fast. *starts walking towards the forest* Over this way *motions over*

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Kyuubi: I suppose so.

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Kyuubi: He's got a village because he's head of the Chikumo clan. It's located in the Hidden Waterfall Village

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Kyuubi: That only leaves the people I know I suppose... Hmm... Taro's got a village that he's able to hide... That makes me wonder if they went there

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Kyuubi: They should know actions by now, so they'd try and escape somewhere hard to detect, but to a place either of them know

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Kyuubi: This is one of the bad days in my book. Especially when Kenji bit my arm and tried to tear it off. There's a way to find them though

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Me: Yeah, Asura took a liking to him, so he's basically mates with a wolf demon... That may try and rape him... -_-'

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Me: Either Taro was training again or his mate paid a visit -_-'

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Me: Well, his head-house is right over there, by the giant broken tree... Wait, who broke the tree?

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Me: I know, that's why barely anyone can reach Taro's clan. But the reason it's mainly the stench of blood over here is they fight a lot and Taro kinda likes the taste of blood

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Me: *swims until seeing the opening at the end of the tunnel and re-surfaces*

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Me: All right, we dive in and swim under the dirt rock. We'd better hurry too *dives underwater*

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Me: Okay, if I remember correctly, we turn past here, pass the tree with the bloody kunai on it, and... Okay, here's the entry-way. It's a pond with a waterfall. We'll have to swim to get in first of all.

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Me: Taro's village, where the scent of blood is everywhere, come on I know a secret way to get there

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Me: Run like the world's going to end and find a place where our chakra and scent is consealed

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Me: Ouch, that had to hurt, but we need to get the heck outta here!
Kyuubi: Yeah, you're in for it now

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Me: Oh, crap...

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Me: I say either way, we could both be in trouble... Did you get everything on film?

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Me: -_-' I believe that too

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Me: I admit that is cute... I can't believe I just said that
Kyuubi: *glances over and leans down*

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Kyuubi: *blinks*
Me: And Kyuubi is clueless on what to do -_-'

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Me: Ouch. That had to hurt... That has film in it right?

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Kyuubi: You are kidding me... O_o
Me: I feel like video taping this

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Kyuubi: Agh! *falls flat on the ground*
Me: *laughing* I am really enjoying this

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Me: *laughs* Okay, this is amusing...
Kyuubi: I have a feeling this may not turn out well...

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Kyuubi: ... I am going to hurt someone...

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Kyuubi: Oh, damn it no! Don't you dare!

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Kyuubi: O_O What did I do?!
Me: *smacks forhead* You are a baka
Kyuubi: Well Isonade is a torturer! I don't want him near me!
Me: *groans* And yet you'll fight him
Kyuubi: Isonade deserves getting his ass kicked!
Me: You think that about- ... nevermind he does deserve it.

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Me: Yeah, he is.
Kyuubi: He's mildly okay, but he's becoming more of a perv. Even Deiara's foxes see that and attack him when he gets too close... Then again they attacked a lot of people, including Shukaku... They were pervs known by Deiara though...
Me: Anyway, Akatsuki do have something wrong with their heads, let's just get that down

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Kyuubi: *blushes a little*
Me: They were that stupid?
Kyuubi: Yeah, oddly enough they didn't notice two Itachi's
Me: ... nice...

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Me: Yeah, Akatsuki can be a nuthouse sometimes
Kyuubi: Sometimes?
Me: Okay, pretty much always
Kyuubi: I even have hidden cameras in their base
Me: o_O How'd you manage that?
Kyuubi: *ties hair like Itachi* Guys... I don't get why but Pein wants me to put these up... Seems pretty stupid to me
Me: -_-' Ah...

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Me: ... -_-' At least that might make him stop
Kyuubi: ...

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Me: And yet this still happens...
Kyuubi: Yeah, don't worry about it. If I was human however, I'd probably be bleeding to death

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Me: -_-' At least we got away from the ants.
Kyuubi: *pulls shirt over head* I noticed they were fire ants too.

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Me: Wow... now that is handy
Kyuubi: It is. Thanks

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Kyuubi: Great, thanks, you had to tell me that now.
Me: Crap! blood's getting on your shirt.
Kyuubi: Damn it...
Me: Okay, let me see... Geez, you really scratched the crap outta his back. At least you are a good healer, Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: Yeah, but now my jacket and shirt are both ruined so this means another trip to get more clothes. Especially since the bloodstains won't come out.
Me: At least your pants aren't ripped...
Kyuubi: O_O *checks* Oh, you're right, they aren't ripped... But this was my good shirt too. Oh well, I just have to get a new shirt and jacket.
Me: *is holding scarf* Well this is intact besides your pants.
Kyuubi: So now what? I'm healing myself right now, so...

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Kyuubi: *sighs* I liked this jacket, but hopefully it's fixable and if not, I'm going to Hot Topic
Me: At least she didn't rip into your shirt

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Kyuubi: Thanks *pulls jacket off and looks at the tears*
Me: Let's get out of here before I'm tempted to burn the ants *gets out magnifying glass*

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Me: I feel sorry for the poodles.
Kyuubi: Can we just hurry and move! She's clawing at my back

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Me: -_-' I take it that means I don't want to find out. *starts walking*

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Me: *sighs* Let's just move somewhere else. I'd get my magnifying glass, but that's be cruel to the ants.
Kyuubi: And there's no sun
Me: ... Let's just go

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Me: *looking at bugs* Huh... to think those ants are able to fight against that beetle.
Kyuubi: *is looking at you* ... Can you please get off?

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Kyuubi: Yeah, I'm fine. Just watching the ants fight against that beetle for some food.

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Kyuubi: *looks at ground* Thanks

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Me: It wouldn't really matter, he'd still have his attitude.
Kyuubi: Shut up

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Me: This is why I don't get out much...
Kyuubi: Right, you sure it's not another reason?
Me: *is sitting in a corner writing something* Kinda

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Kyuubi: It's not that ya sickos!
Kon: Okay, you freaks are boring me.
Me: What'd you just say?!
Kon: I'm outta here *leaves*
Me: I'm going to hurt him...

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Kon: Ow! Lighten up it's just a word.
Me: Why'd you even hire this guy Kyuubi?
Kyuubi: It was last minute and Isonade wouldn't transform into me unless I did something.
Me: *eye twitches* Do I even wanna-
Kyuubi: No, it would be humiliating to me if I even did that

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Kon: Wouldn't dream of it honey
Kyuubi: I take it because you got a harsh clawing out of your face.
Kon: Yeah, but then again it wouldn't really matter. You still owe me money
Kyuubi: No, I already paid you
Kon: Getting Misa pregnant to have a fox was not in the job description
Kyuubi: You raped her, so it wasn't my problem! I told you what could happen, but you didn't care, ya perv!
Me: This is one of the reasons I hate Kon, besides the fact he hits on any girl with a pulse -_-

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Kyuubi: Have you met Kon, the perv?
Me: Yeah, can't believe you didn't notice the hair
Kyuubi: And the thing is, he's as bad as Isonade and Shukaku

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Kyuubi: *beside me* And the funny thing is she isn't even attacking me.
Me: *looks over at Kyuubi surprised* Then who's the person getting attacked?

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Kyuubi: Try it, I dare you

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Me: Man, this is just stressing me out.
Kyuubi: Not me, I got my katana and some weapons.
Me: Crap... Forgot about that

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Me: Ow...
Kyuubi: That kinda hurt...
Me: Get off me!

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Me: *tackles Kyuubi and grabs his scarf* Drop the kunai or I strangle you, Kyuubi!
Kyuubi: No! Besides, you're weak.
Me: *growls* You wanna bet?

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Me: Unfortunately. The other thing they have in common is the fact they don't wanna give u- KYUUBI NO! GET THAT KUNAI OUT OF YOUR HAND!
Kyuubi: No, you aren't the boss of me.
Me: Making it the hard way, are we?
Kyuubi: Yeah

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Kyuubi: Oh wait, I forgot. *digs in kunai pouch* I still have these
Me: *glares at Kyuubi* You've gotta be kidding me

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Me: That'd probably be a good way to stop his habit... Even if Suki might be slightly lying there... Either way, get the picture smoking bad, cutting yourself, better but still not healthy.
Kyuubi: Okay... So can I have my blades back?
Me: No

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Me: Adding to that, your life'll be cut shorter
Kyuubi: It's a good thing I was on cigarettes for just two days.
Me: And yet you wasted two packs -_-'
Kyuubi: No! Hachi and I both each had a pack
Me: Least you don't smoke anymore

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Me: Wow... To think she cares so much. My dad smokes sadly, he gets that a lot -_-'
Kyuubi: You mean someone trying to get him to stop by anything neccesary?
Me: Yeah, but it never works

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Kyuubi: Then I'll just start smoking again *starts to cut himself*
Me: Oh, no you aren't! *grabs the blades and starts bleeding* ... crap

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Kyuubi: What? I thought it was a good way to hide my blades and be able to cut myself.
Me: Kyuubi, you are so stupid. Give me the blades.
Kyuubi: No
Me: Baka Kitsune! Hand em over!

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Me: *grabs the blade* God, do you keep a whole bunch of these on you or something?!
Kyuubi: ... No, they're in my ninja weapons pouch.
Me: You use them as both weapons and to cut yourself?
Kyuubi: Yes

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Me: Really, don't *points at Kyuubi* I have to control emo kit from cutting himself alrea- KYUUBI NO! PUT THE BLADE AWAY!

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Taro: ? Lyn' 'bout wut?
Me: Taro, are you drunk?
Taro: I dun no. maybeh
Me: ... Don't do that.
Taro: Wut?
Me: Seriously, stop
Taro: Will joo giv meh blud?
Me: Stop talking like that and I'll take you to a blood bank.
Taro: ... Hm... Well... I dun wanna.
Me: *glares* You irritate me sometimes.
Taro: Okayz
Kyuubi: ... Can somebody get him outta here
Taro: Whya wanna git rid ov meh Kyuubeh?
Me: *grabs Taro's collar* That's it, you're outta here.

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Taro: Ow! That hurts!
Me: You okay?
Taro: *rubs head* I think I'm bleeding. - No... wait, that's just hair gel.
Me: Huh... I just realized your last name is "blood spider" that fits your personality oddly.
Taro: I don't know what ya mean...

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Everyone: *stares and blinks*
Deiara: ... I'm not getting involved *walks away*
Sosha: And I've gotten her p***** enough as it is *walks off*
Kyuubi: *sits up against wall* I'm just here to watch
Me and Taro: Lazy

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Everyone: *looks at red mark*
Taro: I don't think Dr. Phil would be able to help you
Me: Maybe Jerry Springer... At least she'd get her anger out