@Bonez15:

Kitt: It's fine... don't worry about it
*shots are heard in the background with screaming*
Kitt: Aw dang it! Andrew! What did I say? *goes back to Andrew*
Deiara: It's okay...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Okay, cuz' if you do, then if you do lay one finger on her, I kill you. *lets go and sends Kitt on her way* Okay just wanted to know.^^ Sorry to bother you.^^
Michael: *sobs loudly*

@Bonez15:

Kitt: ... I don't think I know anyone like that
Deiara: It's all right... just let it out

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Do you know a certain brat? The smallest brat you know, purple hair, blue eyes, has a stupid look on her face?^^
Michael: *suddenly hugs Deiara and weeps*

@Bonez15:

Kitt: Sure... what's up?
Deiara: Are you sure?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Why would I- *reads the comment thought from the last comment and then grabs Kitt with his claw* Ummm Kitt, can I ask you something?
Michael: *hugs back* It's okay. I'm fine...

@Bonez15:

Me: Well... you may change your mind later on you never know
Deiara: *hugs him lightly* I'm sorry

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Cate, those two guys are cool... Andrew's cool and Kitt's all right with me^^ *doesn't know that Kitt hates Jess and is trying to kill her along with the other OC kids*
Michael: I don't know. I just feel overwhelmed...

@Bonez15:

Andrew: All right ^^ *runs out of the gym*
Kitt: Later *follows*
Deiara: Anything wrong?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Okay. I'll watch as i get away from mean police men...
Michael: Okay. *sighs*

@Bonez15:

Andrew: Yup ^^ Andrew's happy now
Deiara: *blinks* All right

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Okay then, Andrew does the destroying and Kitt gets to steal lunch money^^ Better?
Michael: Well there's a lot of things, but to make it short, don't make the same mistakes I did. Focus on the subject, where it be money or possessions or anything. And there are time's where you can do whatever you like and there are times where you have to be serious...

@Bonez15:

Andrew: Hey! No! That's Andrew's job! Kitt gets all the fun -3- Andrew wants to do it
Deiara: Is there anything else I need to know Michael?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I would like you to cause havoc
Michael: Well, they will have to be the most truthful person other than your friend. He also has to be nice to you and don't mean no harm to you...

@Bonez15:

Kitt: *smiles* Would you like to see anything else?
Deiara: How can you tell you love someone?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: O_o Wow...
Michael: Any other questions?

@Bonez15:

Kitt: All right then... Andrew, you know what to do
Andrew: *nods* Yep ^^ *pulls out his gun and without turning around, fires at the basketball goal that's feet behind him*
Deiara: I see...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *smirks* Show me then...
Michael: Like when they promise you to get something and they forget on purpose and say it sarcastically

@Bonez15:

Kitt: *smirks* Honey, you have not seen how Andrew and I work with this *flicks out her knife* and trust me, we are pros at what we do
Deiara: The exact opposite?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shuaku: You think this will work?
Michael: If they certain things, but they do the exact opposite of what they say...

@Bonez15:

Me: Glad you like him ^^
Andrew: :D Yay!
Kitt: Nice to meet ya... So Cate, what is it you want us to do?
Me: I need you two to help distract the cops from getting to Shukaku long enough for him to at least escape.
Andrew: *tilts head* How long?
Me: Probably ten to twenty minutes
Kitt: Sure, we'll help you protect your friend
Me: Once it's done, call and come to where we are all right?
Both: *nod*
Deiara: Are there other ways?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *to you* I love Andrew, you are a genius of creating him :D *to Kitt* The names Shukaku, Kitt. I'm hiding out from the cops...
Michael: Sometimes, you can tell when they are lying, they can stutter, roll their eyes, smiles, or if they have a different voice...

@Bonez15:

Me: Why does Andrew have my iPod?
Kitt: He wanted to listen to some music
Me: Oh...
Kitt: *looks up at Shukaku* So, who's your friend?
Andrew: He looks totally awesome!
Deiara: How can you tell if someone is being truthful to you?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *blinks and smiles at Andrew* Hi there!^^ Oh god, this Andrew boy is so cute... so is the Kitt person *growls, then stops after remembering that he still has a wife*
Michael: *turns back into human form and sits down with her* Okay, I'm ready to answer your questions^^

@Bonez15:

Me: Oh, well...
*a pale black girl comes walking in with a cat and a boy that looks like he just escaped from the ward with my iPod in his ears*
Kitt: So... what is it you exactly want of us?
Andrew: WOW! Looks at the giant! He looks amazing!
Deiara: I'd really like that...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Who are they? *Jess never told him about these two new villians*
Michael: If you have any questions, you can always talk to me... I'm 51 so I kind of know a lot...

@Bonez15:

Me: *whistles* Kitt, Andrew!
Deiara: I'm just unsure about a lot of things right now...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I did?
Michael: What's wrong?

@Bonez15:

Me: Nah... well they are kinda random anyway... You met them before I think
Deiara: No, it's all right, it's just that... *sighs* I dunno...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Really? Isn't that too random?
Michael: *doesn't get the joke but kind of knows what Deiara thinks* I'm sorry. I'm not like that... I mean that's what you taste like to me... I didn't mean it sexually... I'm so sorry...

@Bonez15:

Me: Oh it's easy ^^ there's going to be a shooter in the school along with a girl stealing money
Deiara: ._. wow Michael... -.- I didn't know you had that kind of mind (XD a perverted joke)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: What will distract the police more? *goes to the gym and looks around* O_o *streches his arm wide and touches the roof with his finger nail* You're right, the gym is really big!
Michael: Like licking sugar-free chocolate ice cream with a banana...

@Bonez15:

Me: Oh, I have an idea ^^ it's a distraction
Deiara: Hm? Like how?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *hears the police outside* Maybe I should hide in the gym... *walking to the gym* Cate, how will you bail me out of this one
Michael: It's okay... You taste kind of different though...

@Bonez15:

Me: Just wait till you see the gym and you'll seem small...
Deiara: *looks down* Oh, whoops *steps off* Sorry ^^'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Your evil principal called the police on me. I only grew because I thought I'll be safer.... But I'm suprised that your school is bigger than me... O_o
Michael: Not a bad idea... Thank you... Um Deiara, you're stepping on my tounge*referring to the rug*

@Bonez15:

Me: *comes running down the hallway out of the cafeteria* What happened? And woah... you're growing again
Deiara: How about some cobwebs, locking people in rooms, and some spiders?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Tyrant! *is growing bigger and trying to find a way out of the school* Damn, this school is big... CATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: Any suggestion to make it seem more scary?

@Bonez15:

Principal: *rings the intruder alarm*
Deiara: That you are ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: No use... How will they catch me? *slams the door, door knocks over, and he runs away*
Michael: Thank you^^ I'm getting better at haunting am I?

@Bonez15:

Principal: Exactly why I called them...
Deiara: Good job... more of a challenge

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *growing 10 feet per minute* Did I tell you I grow too? >:}
Michael: *giggles* I will have to try harder next time...
*blood is dripping on the walls and onto the floor then the blood shapes into hands*

@Bonez15:

Principal: ... Yep... apparently it's also a muder case too... make that two actually... possibly three if I'm eaten. Please send someone over right away
Deiara: *ears and tail pop out and she does a fire technique towards them burning them up* Not falling for that again

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: By the way principal, I ate your secretary too... and the assistant principal...
*suddenly knifes and shoes come flying from nowhere towards Deiara*

@Bonez15:

Principal: Hello? 911? Yeah, there's a blonde headed man that invaded our school, has eaten kids, and is making threats
Deiara: Kinda looks normal

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: You know I can eat you any second now... Don't make me...
Michael: So how does it look?

@Bonez15:

Principal: Police of course
Deiara: All right ^^ *walks in*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: The police or my wife?
Michael: Yay! It worked^^ Come inside, I don't know what I'm like on the inside...

@Bonez15:

Principal: ... I'm still calling
Deiara: ^^ Yup it worked perfectly

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: First of sll, I had already been in jail for the same thing, second, I have a wife and three kids, third, I am a demon from Japan and I speak english good here thank you very much!
Michael: Here it goes... *looks for a white house, merges in with it and he becomes the house* Did it work?

@Bonez15:

Principal: Ah... well you're looking for jail time for that... and I don't think I've ever seen you at this school
Deiara: Sure ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Someone told me to... and I'm a cannibal, it's what I do...
Michael: You wanna see if I could do it?

@Bonez15:

Principal: So... tell me about eating this kid?
Deiara: That isn't a bad idea ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *waves at Cate then pricipal slams the door and shukaku sits in a chair* Yes sir?
Michael: *angry* HE DID WHAT!?! *calms down* Oh I'm sorry... Nevermind, I'll deal with him later... Anyway, I was thinking since they think Neverland and my haunted house from Ghosts is haunted and that I'm a ghost, maybe I can be a monster house...

@Bonez15:

Me: I'll bail you out later!
Deiara: T_T You mean when he raped me and watched me take off my clothes

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *is being dragged by the principal to his office*
Michael: Remember that movie Monster House and that time Shukaku transformed into a house?

@Bonez15:

Principal: Come with me...
Deiara: You do?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: But- But- But-
Michael: It's okay... Besides I have a good idea of scaring this Halloween...>:}

@Bonez15:

Principal: *grabs the back collar of his shirt* Yeah... we're going to have a little talk...
Deiara: I'm sure it will ^^ too bad Spits took your first idea..

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: No ^^' I ate one... *covers mouth* God, why did I tell the truth...-_-'
Michael: Thank you^^ I hope it will

@Bonez15:

Principal: So you've raped a child...? *heard when he was telling me the obvious lie*
Deiara: I think that's gonna turn out great ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: What?! I am not! I only raped Jess once! (...liar...) *looks up at the teachers* Hello ^^'
Michael: Me too^^ I have the mask, the rose, and everything^^

@Bonez15:

Me: Yeah... they consider you to be a dangerous pedophile now apparently
Deiara: Cool ^^ I love that play

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Ohhh, so is that why the principal is coming towards us?
Michael: At first I wanted to be Peter Pan, but Spits stole my idea, so my second choice is the Phantom of The Opera^^

@Bonez15:

Me: Because they've never seen you at the school and you just coughed up hair...
Deiara: You do? ^^ what is it?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Ummmm ._. Why are those teachers staring at me?
Michael: Oh, okay.... And I have a costume too^^

@Bonez15:

Me: You and me both...
Deiara: >>' I actually had to get a sports bra for the costume... that way they don't turn out so big... But I like my costume ^^ thank you Michael

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: It's okay... I'm glad I dit it though... He deserves to be eaten...
Michael: Welcome... And in the halloween picture, it doesn't look that big.... And if you want to change your costume, we can go to my city and get one for you...

@Bonez15:

Me: Sorry Shukaku...
Deiara: *nods* yeah... you're right Michael... and thank you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *lies his head down on the table and groans* I think Keith gave me salmonella because I feel sick.... T_T
Michael: Don't worry. You're a PYT and that's the only thing that matters... But you need to keep it under control... I'm not a girl, but to me, it doesn't look right if a girl like yourself has a thin body but has huge.... you know...

@Bonez15:

Me: Also kinda gross... >XD but yeah
Deiara: I honestly don't know >///>' they just started growing

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Better idea... *throws the hairball in the mouth of one of Keith's boys* Now THAT'S funny!
Michael: How did you get them so fast?

@Bonez15:

Me: Do you wanna burn it? I don't like the smell of burning hair but I think I can make an acception
Deiara: -///-' Yes... I've been told about them a lot...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I know! *throws it in the trash* It's disgusting, even for me...
Michael: That would look cute on you, but maybe instead of green, it might be black with blood stains on it, and maybe the wings could be torn so it could be your style.^^ *notices Deiara's boobs and turns away because he doesn't want to offend her* Ummm, yeah... Deiara... did you know about... um, you know... </////<'

@Bonez15:

Me: >>' ew...
Deiara: >///> ... Tinkerbell

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Wow, you sure are happy *coughs up Keith's hair* Ummm ._.
Michael: Really? Who are you dressing up as?

@Bonez15:

Me: ^^ WOOOHO!!!!!!!!
Deiara: Yep I am ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *listens then smiles evilly* He's dead...
Michael: Anyway, are you dressing up for Halloween?

@Bonez15:

Me: Hopefully...
Deiara: That's so sad...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I guess that will do... *eats the pudding* Now that will shut him up...
Michael: Yeah... I'm always lonely here... I'm never truly happy.

@Bonez15:

Me: Only pudding
Deiara: It looks really nice...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: How about pie? Is there pie here?
Michael: You like it? This is my world and it goes on forever and ever^^ *sits down on the grass as the full moon comes up*

@Bonez15:

Me: What do I do?
Deiara: *opens eyes* Wow!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Yeah... please do something... his voice is more annoying than the KH DS game -_-'
*Michael takes Deiara to a valley with roses, musical notes in the air, pianos as streets, and many kinds of animals, including foxes*
Michael: You can open them now.^^

@Bonez15:

Me: ._. he is?
Deiara: All right ^^ *closes eyes*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: If I have to hear "My Sancturary" song one more time, I'm going to kill them all... *hears Keith still breathing* He's still alive ._.
Michael: Okay, close your eyes^^

@Bonez15:

Me: And it annoys you half to death...
Deiara: Sure ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Me too... It's poisoning the KH fans' minds with commercials that they do..
Michael: *gets up slowly and gets excited* Hey, I wanna show you something. It's kind of like my own heaven, but children and my friends are the only ones allowed...^^

@Bonez15:

Me: I've seen the commercial too much...
Deiara: That's all I ask...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: True, Axel is better. Speaking of Axel, have you heard about that new Kingdom Hearts DS game?
Michael: Okay Tink... I'll try...

@Bonez15:

Me: Hey I like the name Axel -_- and it could've been Kyle
Deiara: Try not to hurt yourself...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Whew! What's with Axel? You couldn't think of a better name? *eats the texting phone and sighs* Who knows what she could've done if she found out...
Michael: I'm sorry. I'm a perfectionest... It's what I do... I don't give up until something is perfect...

@Bonez15:

Hailey: Is that Keit-
Me: No! that's candy. it's in the shape of a phone. Sorry, we gotta eat *pushes her to her table* Okay, bye Hailey! whew...
Deiara: You shouldn't push yourself too hard Michael...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *glares at Cate for using the name Axel then plays along* Yeah, I'm her cousin that has sharp teeth, does cosplay for a living, and is an idiot^^ *hiccups and he coughs up Keith texting phone*
Michael: Let's do it!^^ *a half hour later* I'm tired... T_T *is lying down on the grass after making many Michael statues*

@Bonez15:

Hailey: Umm... who is he?
Me: Um... that's Axel... he's my cousin that's out of state visiting me for a week. he wanted to see the japanese class
Deiara: ^^ yeah I'm sure you can

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *forgets that his under the table, streches his hands out and yells* YES, I'M NOT IN TROUBLE!!!!!! :D *sees Hailey and stops what he is doing* Oops...
Michael: Wow... Now I can help you with the statue because of my new ability.^^

@Bonez15:

Me: Sorry, I really don't know where he is
Hailey: Are you sure?
Me: I ain't his keeper
Hailey: ... All right...
Deiara: That's it ^^ you got it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *tries to sneak away quietly*
Michael: *imagines it and some rock move around him*

@Bonez15:

Hailey: Caitlin? Have you seen Keith?
Me: No... why?
Hailey: I heard him calling for help and then nothing
Deiara: Close your eyes and picture the crumbling of the earth and stone

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *hides under the table as Hailey walks towards him*
Michael: Cool!^^ But how can I?

@Bonez15:

Me: ... Yup that's her
Deiara: You can control rocks ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: And isn't that Hailey looking for Keith right now? *points to Hailey*
Michael: Wow, I didn't know that. What do you mean by earth attributes?

@Bonez15:

Me: ... It's because they haven't seen you around the school before
Deiara: That means you have earth attribute ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *drinks it, then groans* Keith tastes like over cooked french fries with a side of 3 month old cheese and who knows what? Now I know how bad he really his...-_-' To top it all off, girls are staring at me for some reason.
Michael: It crumpled to a little ball all by itself... ._.

@Bonez15:

Me: *comes back with a tray of food* Here's your milk ^^ *gives him the chocolate and opens the regular for self*
Deiara: We have to check to see if anything has happened to the paper

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *takes him to a stall, eats him, then sighs* Dude, I wasn't going to kill you, I'm eating you, dang it... *is out of his chibi form, but is human sized* God, Keith... you taste terrible... Oh well... *goes out of the bathroom and sits on a table so he could wait for Cate*
Michael: So now what?

@Bonez15:

Keith: Ahhh! NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Deiara: There you go, you're getting it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Okay... Be right back^^ *runs to Keith and bites his pants leg, dragging him to the bathroom*
Michael: Sorry, I was thinking about the midnight sky at the time^^' *stops thinking and concentrates again, this time the paper is plain still*

@Bonez15:

Me: Sure ^^ >> it'll kinda be a while though... there are always HUGE lines
Deiara: ._.' no... that doesn't tell us anything

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: When it comes to food, I know where things will be... *sees Keith* There he is... I'll take him to the bathroom and eat him there... Um, since there is no sake in school, can you please get me some chocolate milk?^^
*the paper shakes and a sphere of darkness and shining stars forms on top of the paper*
Michael: Is that supposed to do that?

@Bonez15:

Me: *follows* All right... I'm surprised you found the cafeteria
Deiara: We're seeing how the paper reacts to you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: FINALLY! *gets off the desk and runs into the cafeteria, then waits for Cate to show up*
Michael: *does so* So what am I looking for? *is concentrating very hard*

@Bonez15:

Teacher: All right ^^ anyway-
*later*
Me: Okay, class is over
Deiara: Just concentrate and put your chakra into it ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Okay... I won't disturb your class... I'll watch *becomes quiet and watches silently*
Michael: *holds the piece of paper* How does this help?

@Bonez15:

Teacher: We only do some of that... you learn most of it within the AP class
Deiara: Take this paper *hands paper*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I see... So you don't teach them Japanese culture, or food, or literature, or legends?
Michael: Yay! I have chakra... So I have to find out what is my special ability?

@Bonez15:

Teacher: No, some vocabulary too. We aren't getting into katakana until January
Deiara: Yup ^^ like that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *sits and gets tired* So sensei, all you do is teach these students Hiragana?
Michael: Okay, all I do is make a hand sign like this? *dose a hand sign and concentrates, dark blue chakra surrounds him*

@Bonez15:

Teacher: *nods* Hai, of course
Deiara: Yup ^^ we decide your chakra and what type it is

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *chuckles a bit* So sensei, can I stay sitting on your desk?
Michael: Yay! Now for the next level^^

@Bonez15:

Teacher: Genki desu- >>' yeah... I think I'm having a nervous breakdown finally
Jeremiah: But we here him too...
Teacher: Atsuidesunee
Jeremiah: No! It's not hot in here
Teacher: -_-' I'm going to strangle you one day... I swear... Just agree with me
Jeremiah: But it's not!
Teacher: *throws and origami frog at him*
Jeremiah: Ow!
Deiara: Yup ^^ you did it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Hai, sensei!^^ Cate-San brought me here... Genki-des ka? (meaning "How are you" or in this case, "Are you okay?") *tilts head*
Michael: Cool! So I passed the basics? :D

@Bonez15:

Teacher: O_O Holy-! Ichibi-san is on my desk?
Deiara: X3 I know, right?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *coughs* What the- Hey Teacher-sensei! How come you know me!?! I'm the real deal!
Michael: *does so and the bomb explodes into itty bitty pieces* ._. That was... AWESOME!!! >XD

@Bonez15:

Teacher: ? Who left a Shukaku plush on my desk?
Deiara: Good job ^^ now add gunpowder and lighter fluid onto it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Hai Cate-San.^^ *sits down on the desk and tries to stay really still as the teacher looks him over*
Michael: Okay... *puts the statue on a rock and waits for 15 minutes so the sun could heat it up* I finished, Deiara.^^

@Bonez15:

Me: *sets him down* go over onto his desk. After we greet him, you can make your introduction ^^
Deiara: Anything would be fine as long as it heats

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Whoa, that Keith dude is UGLY! No wonder you hate him so much! *sees the teacher coming in and whispers* What should I do now?
Michael: Okay, do we put it in the sun or something?

@Bonez15:

Me: That's my friend Ian, that's Ben, that's CJ, Nikki, Veronica, Michael, Mike, Justin, and that's Keith
Deiara: Now we have to heat it ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Yay... So who's who in your class? *doesn't recognize anyone in the room*
Michael: Okay. I shaped what I want to shaped so now what should I do?

@Bonez15:

Me: Deal ^^ you can do that
Deiara: Well, some ninjas don't have chakra, so we have to work with the basics in case you don't

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *watches in amazement as Cate goes into her Japanese class* So once I stay in your class, wait around lunch time, and eat the Dog-Brat, I go back to normal size, right?
Michael: ._.' *is embarrassed* Yes, I mean chakra^^'

@Bonez15:

Me: Yup... the place is bigger than a mall
Deiara: ? Chakra?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Oh yeah, Jessica told me about those drills... -_-' So this is your school?
Michael: *shapes it into the shape of Deiara* If it's the basics, shouldn't we be using cat-tra? *had pronounced chakra wrong XD*

@Bonez15:

Me: *picks him up* We'd have an intruder drill then if that happened ^^'
Deiara: All right ^^ after that, shape it into anything you want it to look like

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Darn! *goes into his chibi form* I was thinking of going into the side of the school, knock on the window, Dog-Brat looks,I grab him, eat him, then I talk with your teacher.... but we can try your idea...^^'
Michael: Okay... I'll try

@Bonez15:

Me: Of course ^^, but to get you into the building, you kinda have to be small... sorry
Deiara: This is just the basics ^^ We'll get to the more difficult stuff later on, promise

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Cool. I'm gonna like your Japanese class^^ Can you take me there please? *is excited to go*
Michael: *does what Deiara says, then stops for a moment* Wait, how does doing this help me be a ninja?

@Bonez15:

Me: Love it ^^ you may want to stick around for a while though, he likes the legends of Japan. He lived in Japan once, but moved back to the US... he says it's because he gets a lot of money for being a Japanese teacher and that the rooms are kinda cramped... (Japanese teacher is a white skinny dude)
Deiara: *comes down* ^^ all right. Just add a little water to the dirt and scoop it up

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Since I'm a fictional OC, I can't actually do it in real life, but in the case of him in your mind, I could. My plan is to go to your school and wait until you have Japanese. When the teacher isn't looking, I grab Dog-Brat, eat him, then disappear. How's that plan?^^
Michael: Okay... I'm ready to learn.^^

@Bonez15:

Me: That's a great offer Shukaku X3 are you sure you could though?
Deiara: Thanks Michael ^^. If you want I could help you out in making it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: If you want, I could eat that Dog-Brat (Keith) for you... if you want him gone
Michael: *is astonished and tries to do the same thing with dirt, but it kinda fails and falls into a pile of mud* Darn, I wish I can do that... You're so cool, Tink.^^

@Bonez15:

Me: All right ^^ thanks
Deiara: All right ^^ Yuukan, Yuuki, make your stone
Foxs: *nods and create stone molding with their abilities*
Deiara: *picks the stone molding and starts to shape it as she jumps up on the stone mantle*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I'll try to work it out...
Michael: Yay, I always wanted to learn to be a ninja!^^ *has always wanted to be a ninja ever since meeting Deiara and he sits down and eagerly watches*

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>>' yeah... not really a good thing with little ones around

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lol oh nice...

@Bonez15:

Me: ... I don't think I can do all those things ._.'
Deiara: Of course ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: No, but I will tell you. Raid Konoha (again!), Do a great prank on Teme, dress like Michael like he did in his movie Ghosts, and will go to the movies to watch "This Is It"...
Michael: Me too.^^ Can I watch you make the statue?

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at least that's the only thing ^^

@Bonez15:

Me: ... Do I want to know Shukaku?
Deiara: These two and Yoko are my favorites ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Wow, you're 14 yet you still like Halloween. Cool... But I have a better way of celebrating it
Michael: Oops, I'm sorry. I mean "2 humans and 2 very adorable foxes" ^^' They look so cute. I really like your foxes even though most of them do bad things... They remind me of little children X3

@Bonez15:

Me: He's not really a main character but he looks awesome ^^
*foxes pop out*
Yuukan: Tuu~
Yuuki: Chu~

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^^ you can cry if you want... that makes me feel so happy about it...

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aww... that's so sweet *hugs* and you know I'd do the same for you too...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Cool... I never heard of that anime, but it sounds interesting^^
Michael: A statue for me? *blinks and is crying a little bit* Awww... that's so sweet. But how are you going to do that with only two people doing it?

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I'm glad you do that for me

@Bonez15:

Me: Of course ^^ I'm going to cosplay and Senrei Shiki from Vampire Knight
Deiara: ^^ it's a statue of you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: O_O *stutters and says nothing of that subject* Speaking of Halloween, have you have any plans for your costume?
Michael: Okay, I'll be right back!^^ *disappears*
*where Jess is*
Jess: *eating a jet* X3 *nom nom*
Michael: *is bigger than Jess and goes in front of her* Hi Jessica!^^
Jess: *spits and wipes her mouth in embarassment* Oh hi Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Tink needs help doing a project and you and I are going to help her. *grabs Jess' hands, appears where Deiara is, and puts Jess in long giant walled fence that looks like a play pen* I got Jess!^^ Now what's the project?^^'

@Bonez15:

Me: Actually, Andy's dressing as a princess for Halloween
Deiara: hmmm... Sure ^^ I'll start working on it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Poor Andy... Maybe for Halloween he should dress like me and start hitting on more boys... that would make sence -_-'
Michael: Cool, can I help after I get Jessy out of control? :D

@Bonez15:

Me: Not sure really... I think Andy said he didn't see him after that...
Deiara: Heh... well... I'm trying to work on a project ^^

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I'm glad... I don't want you to be sad or upset I don't like that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: So what happened to the guy that Andy had sex with?
*screaming and chewing is heard*
Michael: *is transparent and goes up behind Deiara* The kid might be a nice, misunderstood kid who's a cannibal serial killer... -_-' What's up Tink? *ruffles Deiara's hair*

@Bonez15:

Me: ... Yeah I know >>'
Deiara: ... I wonder how her kid'll grow up...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: That sounds like me a little bit... O_o
Jess: I dunno! Do anything!!! Bribe me not to do this! *is trying to grab the grass and forcing herself to not go to kill people and eat them, but it fails and she goes anyway, leaving Deiara without a clue*

@Bonez15:

Me: No, but he did have sex with this one guy
Deiara: What can I do?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Ohhhh, but did he get a boyfriend yet?
Jess: *shurgs* I was in some trance and I was mad... And I feel like doing it again right now. Help me! T_T *is walking toward town out of her will*

@Bonez15:

Me: Nah... he says that to all his friends that are girls
Deiara: ._. mad or something?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: He thinks you are a boy?
Jess: No, that won't happen... It only happens to me since of my spoiling ability. The only thing I regret is being a cannibal...-_-' I'm not the "Man-Eater" type if you know what I mean... *coughs up a policemen's hat and a helicoptor blade* ._. Wow, I ate all that?

@Bonez15:

Me: He's all right. He keeps sending me notes saying he loves me... He's gay and trying to find a boyfriend
Deiara: ... I hope when I'm pregnant I don't grow... that wouldn't be too good for me...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I've heard. This human boy named Andy seems cool. How is he?
Jess: Fine... *throws it away* But someday, you will... *grows 2 feet and gets some rocks to eat*

@Bonez15:

Me: No you probably don't -_-' seriously, I've been around a lot of perverted people so... yeah
Deiara: ... I'm not pregnant Jess

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *shudders* I don't want to know what could be worse...
Jess: Okay... Let's get to work!^^ *picks up a piece of wood and starts chewing on it* Mmmmmmm! X3 This is good stuff! Want some? *gives Deiara some wood*

@Bonez15:

Me: Yeah, that's the reason I said it
Deiara: *hugs her* Shhh... calm down... Just relax, we'll think of something

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*hugs* But it's not... They just want something to blame but they shouldn't take it out on you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Really?
Jess: I dunno! Maybe it had to do with that mystery women that healed me after the Chunin Exams *referring to Tsunade* Whatever happened, it made me fertile and no one told me! So I figured on my wedding day just to not consent and let Taro have sex. T_T I don't know what to tell him!! First it was hunger, then there were mood swings, and then I've gone cannibal and have weird cravings, and then I grow, and I *sobs* I don't know what to do!!! *hugs Deiara*

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aww... but it's not your fault

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Aww... *continues hugging* don't worry about it. I want you to feel better and you can tell me all you want

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aw... I'm sorry to hear that *hugs*

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lol well you gotta think I guess ^^

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XD yep... pretty much that

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Just one of those days where you think something and it might be another XD

@Bonez15:

Me: Heck, it could be worse...
Deiara: I thought you were too! How'd this happen?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: He would be a b**** though...
Jess: Yes...-_-' And I thought I was infertile...

@Bonez15:

Me: I know it's weird... >>'
Deiara: o_o you're pregnant?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: O-o Oh hell no...
Jess: Speaking of kids, there's something I have to tell you... I'm... I'm...... I'm p- pre- preg---- *can't say it*

@Bonez15:

Me: That weirdly makes me want to genderbend now ._.'
Deiara: *picks up Yuuki* I know ^^ they are my little angels

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *thinks about it and shudders* Yeah, that would be scary... ._.
Jess: AAAAAAWWWWWWW! They are so cute...^^

@Bonez15:

Me: At least he's not a girl... probably would be worse
Deiara: They do it all the time ^^ they like to follow me around the most out of all the foxes and they actually listen
Yuuki: *stands up on two paws and tries to reach up to Deiara* Mama!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *staring at D's chest* You're right... It is...
Jess: Oh.... But they are best at this? ... They are young...

@Bonez15:

Me: D's also laughing his ass off about it too... even though he might be next >>' since both have an equal chance... well D has more because his chest is always attracting things... so yeah >>
Deiara: They have the ability of fusion. Yuukan has the power to fuse anything earthbound and fuse solid objects. And Yuuki has the power to fuse anything liquid related and can expand or contract the objects at will. These two help make my clay and mud. But since this isn't going to be a bomb, I can't call Tayou here.

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: WOOT! :D YEAH! That's the greatest news in history!!! XD
Jess: Awwwww, they are soooo cute. What do they do?

@Bonez15:

Me: But here's the good news: Kyuubi attracts a lot of fanboys and is probably going to get raped by one in a few days
Deiara: *cracks knuckles* All right, I'll get started by first doing this *bites thumb and then summons her a black fox and a white fox* Jess, meet Yuukan and Yuuki ^^ they're my youngest foxes
Yuukan: Tuu~
Yuuki: Chu~

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: -_-' Don't remind me...
Jess: Yeah... we're ready^^ *puts down the stone that says "In Memory of Michael Jackson: A Mother, A Father, A Sister, A Brother, and A Best Friend. 1958-2009"*

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XD it is... makes me wonder what could happen

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Yeah... it really does

@Bonez15:

Me: ... It got cancelled because of the fillers and CN was being retarded and trying to get new viewers... And Shukaku, sorry to say, but have you forgotten that you kinda look like him?
Deiara: So are we set?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: -_-' Yep... no wonder the show got cancelled in the US... That ain't right... The main character is a blonde knuckled head who's so stupid, even I'M smarter than him!!!
Jess: Perfect!^^ *gets a slab of stone and starts writing on it*

@Bonez15:

Me: His chakra signature is stuck inside the main character, what do you expect?
Deiara: How about in the wonderland open feild with the rose bushes and the pond?

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Hm... I can't remember... I think it was sometime in July...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: No, I found out before... What I don't get is that Kyuubi is mentioned more!!! And all he does is have sex with Suki and cutting his wrist and being anorexic!
Jess: Yeah, cartoons are awesome! XD I don't like my creator's drawings though... (Me: T_T I heard that) I know, sorry... So anyway, where is the best place to put the statue at Wonderland?

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Aww... I sorry... That's actually the first time in a while for me

@Bonez15:

Me: I'm not even sure you'll be mentioned anymore... they haven't done it so far... and you just found out?
Deiara: I can only do cartoons... realism isn't a forte of me... or for my creators' -_-' (Me: I heard that) T_T well it's not (Me: ... so...)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I wasn't "killed"... I was just taken out of Gaara, thrown into the Akatsuki, and forgotten. The only times I was even there was in the chunin exams and when Gaara met Matsuri. After that, BOOM! no more me... And I just found out that my voice actor did Kisame's voice and that Tazuna guy from the Land of Waves...
Jess: Really? Because I had trouble with the hair because I didn't want it to be girly... maybe I should've done pointillism or realism...

@Bonez15:

Me: Because Kishimoto basically killed you off?
Deiara: Hmm... *looks at diminsions and the overrall picture* I like it ^^

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Awesome ^^ that sounds great. We had chili

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I'm sorry. It's just my life was first controlled by an unknown but famous manga writer. Now it's in the hands of two girls. I'm rather be with you and Jessica than Masashi Kishmoto^^
Jess: Thank you... *flips through drawn pictures of Michael in his Jack Skellington costume, him in silk pajamas, Deiara and Jess laughing with Michael, Murray putting a needle in Michael's neck, and stops at a picture where Michael wears a red shirt, black pants, black loafers, a black fedora, and sitting down in the grass smiling* This is my idea for the statue... What do you think?^^

@Bonez15:

Me: -_-' oh gee, thanks
Deiara: Me too... but you'll get the hang of it ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Yeah, you're right... Even though I molested her and other people did too, She was raised to love and not hate. Maybe it is best for her o be be with Taro... *looks at Cate* Are you like our creator or something?! It's just the thought of an innocent life being controlled by a misunderstood teenage girl just scares me...
Jess: Great!^^ *shows Deiara a red sketch book signed by Michael Jackson* Here's my sketches and ideas... I not as good as art as you... but I'm good at drawing heads. It's the hands that are trouble for me

@Bonez15:

Me: You're just worried... but Jess was raised well enough and you can trust her. And Taro's also your friend. She couldn't be with a better person
Deiara: ^^ don't worry, it's no trouble at all

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I am? Auuggh! I'm acting like gramps!!!
Jess: You would? Oh thank you! X3X3X3X3 *hugs Deiara tightly*

@Bonez15:

Me: Yeah... to be honest, you're acting like how Yuri's grandfather acted
Deiara: Don't worry, I can do it... I just need something nearby if I run out of energy to catch my fall when I'm working my way up it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I'm overeacting, aren't I?
Jess: I was thinking of making a gigantic stone statue of Michael, I know how to do heads, but I have trouble with bodies. But for you this might be a waste of chakra so you don't have to do it if you don't want to...

@Bonez15:

Me: She asked him though dude
Deiara: ? It takes a lot of chakra but yeah, I can manage, why?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Jessy is too young for this! She's 15, Taro's almost 20. Do you know how wrong that sounds?!
Jess: Yeah... I guess it did... *sighs then gets serious* Deiara, are you good at making giant stone statues?

@Bonez15:

Me: How is it rape when they're married?
Deiara: Maybe they got lost in the mail?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: Dude, the guy stole a giraffe for god's sake!!! He's more pedophile and a womanizer than me! The next thing he'll do is rape her! *makes disgusting sounds*
Jess: -_-' Oh crap. I invited mostly everyone I knew, but once the wedding was over, the only people who were there was Michael's three children, Katherine, and most of the Waterfall Village! *slaps her forehead* What happened?

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lol XD nice... Hopefully no bellyache

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Awesome ^^ that sounds great and yummy

@Bonez15:

Me: I don't anything could get worse Shukaku
Deiara: ... Nope sorry, I can't remember getting one

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^^ hehe I'm glad it yay

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I'm just having my doubts... God, what's wrong with her? -_-'
Jess: I forgot to invite some people to my wedding and they might get mad at me. I invited you, right?

@Bonez15:

Me: But if you trust him I don't think you would have to worry...
Deiara: Huh? What's wrong?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: TARO MARRIED JESS!? *slaps forehead* No wonder why she hasn't invited me. She didn't want me to find out. I trust Taro, but not when he marries Jess. Bad things could happen... Taro is a serial killer/bisexualist/double agent/gigantic destructor of doom. Jess might follow his crime sprees.... *is worried about his student*
Jess: Yeah, I don't care if the comment goes on newspapers, cuz' it's true. *yells* Douchebag, AKA Hitachi/Keith, is a whore. Believe it! Don't even bother f***in' with him!!! *suddenly is scared and hides behind Deiara* Uh oh.... (Thanks sis XD)

@Bonez15:

Me: ? I thought Jess and Taro invited you
Deiara: *laughs* Yeah XD thanks for that (X3 you are awesome sis)

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *changing the subject obviously* I heard a couple recently got married and I wasn't invited. Who got married?
Jess: No you're not a b*****. Thorn, Akane, Gamex, and douchebag are b****es... (XD lolz I just had to type that X3)

@Bonez15:

Me: Now it will... Since you've given up the title of you being bi
Deiara: ._.' Geez... makes me sound like a cold-hearted bitch

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: I did it to get Teme's attention and Taro made me do it. But that won't happen because Kyuubi and I are married and Taro is dating Jess.^^
Jess: It won't change for me. I think you're still cool and I would recognize you right away cuz' you always give me that cold stare that says "You are a baka but you're my baka!" ^^

@Bonez15:

Me: Dude, you weren't drunk at one point in time and you kissed Kyuubi -_-' and you also kissed Taro
Deiara: It'll also be lighter I think ^^ ._. hopefully that doesn't change anything for my friends

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: When with what boy?
Jess: Oh okay. And the black hair makes you more emo!^^

@Bonez15:

Me: Um... you weren't drunk at that time...
Deiara: Oh, it's not because of you. I just think I need a change of look is all

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: *denying it* No, I'm only gay when I'm really drunk. Besides, I'm married now...
Jess: *thinking it's because of her and the JessXDeiara fangirls* Oh I'm sorry if I'm the cause of your appearence change...

@Bonez15:

Me: *nods* See my point?
Deiara: Actually when I turn 15, unlike her, I'm cutting my hair and dying it black

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: ... *doesn't have a comeback*
Me: You're welcome.^^
Jess: But you look like her! You are both emo!!! *tilts her head to one side out of stupidity and/or innocence*

@Bonez15:

Me: You hadn't gone out with a guy either Shukaku but at one point you said you were bi... And that's nice Jess ^^ thank you
Deiara: -_-' No... I'm straight. I told you I'm nothing like her

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lol but it works for the people over here and they will deal with it because you're my girlfriend ^^ I love ya and that ain't gonna change one bit

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: It just doesn't make sense. You never went out with anyone, girl or boy!
Me: Shush! You're being mean... And I'm writing a song dedicated to you Cate. It's called Bisexual.^^
Jess: I have a question *raises hand* Since Deiara's your counterpart, does that make her bisexual too? (>>')

@Bonez15:

You don't have to say anything about it ^^ I'm there for you and >>' Shukaku, you're being a bit dramatic aren't you?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Shukaku: But it's the end of the world I tell ya! THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!! *is being dragged away*
Me: Yay! I have a sister now.^^ I don't know what to say at a time like this. *hugs you back*

@Bonez15:

*hugs you* aww... I'm really sorry... I feel bad that you cried. Your my best friend and you're like a sister to me and I don't want my sister to cry. I never like it when any of my friends are upset.
I'm glad that you accept me and CK though. It really means a lot to me. I never want you to be upset and you know it and you'll always be my best friend no matter what happens ^^ just like I promised CK.
And Shukaku >///> yeah... please don't... I don't know the future

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The questioning from the mean girls, possible taunting, trying to explain things I guess

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*nods* Yeah... and I was emotional at first and I cried a bit, but I'm alright. Actually, I think I love you. I don't know whether it's sister love or girlfriend love (I think it's mostly sister -_-') But deep down I love you and care for you. I don't know much about online dating, but I hope you and CK have fun.^^ My OC's are suprised too, but they're okay with it... except for Shukaku. He thinks it's the end of the world cuz' it's KyuubiXSuki in real life...-__-'
Shukaku: *blinking and speaking to Cate* So, does that mean you and CK are getting married?
Me: *punches Shukaku*
Shukaku: OWWW!
Me: Never ask that question again....DX<

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lol pretty much. it might cause a little of an annoyance though

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... maybe faster since the news will spread like wildfire

@Bonez15:

lol I'm not and I won't ^^ you don't have to worry about it at least the good part is you understand and don't worry, no matter who you like, I'm always going to be your best friend forever ^^
... I'm actually surprised you just found out though... But then again, you've been busy with school so I can understand

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

No, it's okay. Actually I don't know my sexuality. I'm okay. I don't like anyone, and no one likes me. It's just that you never told me and now I understand why. Please tell me these things. I won't be mad or freaked out. It's all new to me, but if things don't work out, I could be your girlfriend (By that I mean a girl who is a friend ^^) It's okay if you had a crush on me. I feel loved that at least SOMEONE has a crush ON ME! It's so exciting. Please don't hide things, but hide them if you need to. ^^'

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Then again they are kinda preps and were asking a lot of questions >>' but I'll just have to see how it affects me later

@Bonez15:

lol I don't mind you asking Jess, it's all right ^^
I don't really develop crushes too often... most of the time they are developed when I really connect with the person, but some of the time I know certain people aren't interested, so I will back away from that. I knew that you were straight and I guessed that someone else liked you or you liked someon else, so I kinda kept away from the crush thing for you.
That doesn't mean I don't like you, don't get me wrong, I do, but I feel we have a good friendship sister-like love ^^

Don't take this as me being offensive D: I don't mean that at all and I'm sorry if it seemed I did because I don't mean it in that offensive-like way

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No they weren't that's the great thing ^^ they were actually very accepting. X3 I'll also give Andy the message

Awww that is so sweet!

aww thats so cuts x3 yay for Dei!

*hasn't heard about this and coughs* You mean... you and CK together? As in girlfriend?! Didn't see that coming... ^^' I'm still your friend. I'm glad that you finally found someone that loves you just the way you are. Actually it's cool that your bi, reminds me of Taro XD... But does that mean when we are friends, does that mean that, you ummm, had a crush on me? Sorry if I asked.