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Hello, and welcome to Cuteness Killz. This is your host, Rishi. Nice to see j00, and welcome!

This is a site for HANI, an OC that inhabits the Naruto world. Here people will post stories on Hani, pictures of Hani, and their thoughts on Hani, since comments can only go so far. XD

HANI STORIES ((BY RISHI))
Hani's Story~sadsadsadsaaad
A Hani Christmas Story
The Hani chronicles

Yeah! So, if you wanna be a guest poster, just ask Rishi. Rishi shall let j00 post lots.

So! Go wild, and remember--cuteness can kill, but we don't mind. Cause it's just too freaking cute.

<3

Character poll

'nuff said. XD

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.

Characters:
1. Hani
2. Fumihiro

So Starting easy..

How have you all been?
Hani: Hani’s been a good girl!
Fumihiro: …

What are your full names?
Hani: Hani…umm…Hani!
Fumihiro: Fumihiro Tasuna. But everyone calls me Fumi for some damn reason.

Nicknames?
Hani: Everyone calls Hani either Hani or Hani-chan!
Fumi: Didn’t I just effin tell you? Fumi or Fumii or whatever.

How old are you? (present day)
Hani: (holds up seven fingers) Six.
Fumihiro: Thirteen.

What's your height?
Hani: Hani is…three! (holds up three fingers) and a half.
Fumihiro: I’m blind, so I couldn’t care less.

Nationality?
Hani: Hani is Hani!
Fumihiro: The hell if I know.

You Got Any Bad Habits?
Hani: Big Brother Neji says that Hani sometimes cries in her sleep.
Fumihiro: Can’t really tell. Cuz, well, I’m blind. Stupid.

Are you a virgin?
Hani: Ummmm…big brother? Whassa ‘virgin’?
Fumihiro: Probably. The hell if I know.

Who's your mate/spouse?
Hani: Ummm…wassat?
Fumihiro: For some reason, I’m paired with my stupid teammate.

Do you have any kids?
Hani: Yup! Hani has Hana! (holds up doll)
Fumihiro: ….

What's your favourite food?
Hani: I like sweets =3
Fumi: Anything that enters my mouth.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Hani: Hani likes chocolate chip!
Fumihiro: I’ll just ignore the question because I’M BLIND AND DON’T GIVE HALF A CRAP.

Have you killed anyone?
Hani: Grandpa says that Hani killed Mommy and Daddy…Hani doesn’t remember, though.
Fumihiro: Damn straight.

Do you hate anyone?
Hani: Nuh-huh. (shakes head)
Fumihiro: My teammate, Izumi.

Love Anyone?
Hani: Hani loves Grandma and Aunt Shizune and Big Brother Neji and Naruto-niisan and Yuuki-neechan… (continues)
Fumihiro: …

What is your job?
Hani: Ummmm…Hani doesn’t have a job!
Fumihiro: I’m a blind ninja. Got it?

What do you do to relax?
Hani: Hani goes to Big Brother Neji’s house and we play dolls! ^^
Fumihiro: I sleep. What else?

Eye Colors?
Hani: Blue
Fumi: Um…hello? Blind here?

Hair Color?
Hani: Brown!
Fumihiro: Piss off. (flips the birdie)

Rain, sunshine?
Hani: Hani loves when Mr. Sun comes up!
Fumihiro: ….. (flips the birdie)

Any Unusual Things about you?
Hani: Hani cries a lot when she gets hit.
Fumi: No, I’m perfectly normal…except I’m blind, dumbass.

What are/were your parents like?
Hani: Hani doesn’t remember. Hani’s sorry…
Fumihiro: I wouldn’t know.

Do you want to say something to your readers?
Hani: Hani hearts you! (heart)
Fumihiro: Piss off.

Are you straight, gay, or bi?
Hani: Big brotheeerrrr…what’s ‘gay’ mean?
Fumihiro: I am straight.

Tell us something no-one knows about you.
Hani: Hani’s not a very good girl.
Fumihiro: I'm insecure about being blind. You got an effin probelm with it?

Name some of your talents:
Hani: Uuuummmmm...Big Brother says that Hani's too cute, and maybe Hani will grow up to be big and strong. But right now Hani's a crybaby, so...Hani guesses she doesn't have any talents.
Fumihiro: I might be blind, but I do kick major arse.

Enemies?
Nani: Hani doesn't know if she has enimies or not. Hani's too little.
Fumihiro: YOUR MOTHER. Next?

How do you feel after you took this quiz?
Hani: Hani wants a hug.
Fumihiro: More pissed then normal.

What are you going to do now?
Hani: Hani's going to visit Big Brother!
Fumihiro: Beat the living crap outta Pretty Boy. Oy! Izumi! Get your arse over here!

End