@Bonez15:

Deiara: Although the most heroic was that plane with the passengers that tried to ovrturn the terrorists

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I know. Many people died and everyone was upset about it...

@Bonez15:

Deiara: They do it now especially since after 9/11

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: O_o Wow and people call me crazy!

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Or they could've been checked through the mail and thought there was a bomb in my present, looked through it, found no bomb, but one of the tickets fell out

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: By lost you mean a fangirl got the mail, stole that one ticket cuz' it had my DNA and put the two tickets back in and mail it to you?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Maybe... it might've also gotten lost in the mail too

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Probably that dog-boy that used you must've took it or someone that hates you.... *doesn't say cusswords like Douchebag so he doesn't say it*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *blinks* I only got two... I wonder who took the third...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I'm sorry... I was working on my comeback tour... But I thought I put three tickets... How come Spits and Naara fought when they could both go with you?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Yup... I wasn't able to use the tickets really though... >>' Naara and Spits were fighting who got to go with me

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Oh yeah. I remember... I forgot this year when I was alive so I had to send you fox keychains, an ANBU fox mask, and a paid trip to Disneyland the next day... -_-'

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Next year... in spring

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Welcome.^^ Hey when's your b-day?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ^^ thank you Michael

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *giggles* It's okay, Tink... ^^ *pats Deiara's head*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Yeah I remember ^^ It was fun... >> until I got captured by Hook -_- I hated that...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I love tinkerbell but I'm more peter pan-ish. You know I used to call you and Jess Tink.^^

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Well I like Tinkerbell >>

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *breathes in the bag* Wait a minute, I'm not that kid like *gets a Peter Pan bag and breathes in it*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Calm down... just calm down... just breathe into the tinkerbell bag *hands it*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *totally freaking out* They are going to destroy Neverland! What will happen to my pool, my rides, my animals, but most of all, MY SNOW CONE MACHINE!?!?!?! *breathes in and out*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: I'm not sure to be honest... your mother tried to buy it but... yeah

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *getting upset* Who? Who, i tell ya, who!? *is shivering*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: I think someone else is buying it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Thanks ^^... I think. Hey, let's see what happened to Neverland. I didn't get to see after I scared the CNN guys by walking in the empty hallways...

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Don't say that... with some practice you'll be a pro soon enough ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: -__-' I suck at haunting...

@Bonez15:

Murray: >_> ... that didn't happen
*outside*
Deiara: How'd it go?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: FINE! But if you want to keep your sanity, I suggest you don't go downstairs... *leaves*

@Bonez15:

Murray: Hey! I'm trying to keep my sanity!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *pokes his head through the wall and wakes up Murray again* No it ain't!!!

@Bonez15:

Murray: *looks after* o_O ... it's just a dream *gets back into bed*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: I have no choice then, I would have to scare you into it... *gets up and goes through a wall*

@Bonez15:

Murray: I'm not doing that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... Ummm listen, I'm a friendly ghost so I don't want to harm you... but if you don't do exactly what I say, I will haunt you. All you have to do is to admit to everyone that you killed me, go to jail, and I will leave you alone. Simple...

@Bonez15:

Murray: you hired me full time after I took care of your kids on a check up I believe...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Well all my fans say it is... by the way, remind me why I hired you in the first place

@Bonez15:

Murray: How could I? You're acting like it's all my fault

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Ummm ._. first of all, your front door was unlocked... second, I'm a ghost, so I'm dead. Duh! XD And I'm just sad because of you, I disappionted my fans, my children are scarred for life, and I heard you sent Jess to jail for attacking you after you killed me... *sobs in his hand* How could you!?

@Bonez15:

Murray: O_O How'd you get in here?! I thought you were dead!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *gets a flashlight and turns it on* Your worst nightmare...

@Bonez15:

Murray: *wakes up* >.> <.< who's there?!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *to doctor in scary voice* Hello Doctor... I'm here.

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Yup ^^ a sinister voice should do the job

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... *writes that and walks quietly inside the house* Do you think I should wake him up?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *tilts head* Hm... I think the dead face is a bit much... maybe add "I'm gonna get you for what you did to me"

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: ._. okay... I'm not going to ask where you got the blood, but that's cool!^^ *takes blood and writes words on wall like a*******, liar, and "Look what you did to me", then draws a dead face* How's that, Dei?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Blood *has a bucket of blood that came out of nowhere*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: O_o Ummm.... ok.^^ *walks Deiara to Dr. Murray's house* Here is where he lives... What we going to do? T-P his house, write out messages in blood?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ... If I told you, I'd be breaking a lot of laws...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... What do you have in mind?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: T_T' I know that you were dying dude, but seriously... suicide never solves crap... >> So we scare the doctor?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... But I think it was both suicide and homicide that killed me... I felt I was dying during my last days and the doctor said it was safe so I did it... But the scary thing is cool!^^ I'm in!

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ... We can scare the crap out of the doctor that killed you...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: Okay... Just wondering... *sighs* Okay, now I'm bored... what do you wanna do?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: No way, I don't think so...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: No I meant when I was alive... Everyone thought that I was so skinny that I made Kyuubi look obese, so I wanna know if that's true or not...

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Well at the moment, your as light as air Michael... being a ghost and all

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: It's okay... It took me years to find 2 right women for me, even though I'm shy about sex. But they divorced me -_-' *changing subject* Hey do you think I'm more anorexic than Kyuubi?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: They haven't been involved so far... But *sighs* I really don't know at this point...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *shrugs* You just have to try and find someone who won't use you, a bot who really wants you, that's all. Both boys seem nice, although I think Spits is better off with you.^^ Look at the bright side, your foxes aren't involved anymore... are they?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *pouts* I said I was sorry! And I didn't know... And yeah >>' pretty much

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *chuckles* How could you be bored? There was video games, a water fort, and it was on my birthday that you did it.^^ So, how was your day Deiara? Are Spits and Naara at it again?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *pouts* I was bored... and the rides were broken!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*Jess follows Deiara*
Michael: Thank you. Oh, your dad says hi.^^ *thinks* You remember the time when I was really big and you wanted to know if the "put someone's hand in the water" prank is real? I forgive you for it... *is embarassed after remembering wetting his pants because the prank worked*
Jess: I remember that! Deiara was 8, I was nine, and you got back at Deiara by dropping water balloons on her *laughing and almost falls out of tree*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Of course not, you're still Michael and that's what matters *goes over to the tree*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Michael: *laughing* So you don't mind me being a ghost? *beckons Deiara and Jess to climb up the Giving Tree*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *rubs her head and laughs* Yeah, and it's been years since you dropped the same umbrella on my head too

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Okay, it's a secret... but I'll tell you. In one of the Living Rooms, there is a looking glass which is a portal to Wonderland. Chess gave me some of her rose trees as a gift... Also I got colored live flamingos too. *when Jess and Deiara sit under the tree with no roses on it, a black umbrella hits Deiara on the head while black sunglasses hit Jess on the head* ow...
???: *looking down* Oops, sorry. Oh, hi Deiara it's been years since I saw you at Neverland. *smiles*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Wow... how'd you get the roses on the trees?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Yep. If you type "Michael Jackson's Ghost" on YouTube, you would see on CNN Michael's ghost at Neverland. That and the homicide thing gave tabloids that This house is haunted by Michael. Crazy people... Michael is a ghost? Yes. Haunted? Yes. Scary? Only if he needs to be. *shakes head* If you want to see the ghost, we could go to the courtyard where the croquet game is set and there are many rose trees *leads Deiara to Croquet Courtyard*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Nothing comes to mind so far... wait, did you say haunted?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Thank you. Actually, you're my first vistor... Ever since the "homicide", Some people believe that this house is haunted *leads Deiara to hallways that have bowls of candy and statues of the Chesire Cat* They say that if you walk the hallways, you would hear Michael singing and sometimes you can see him with a blood red shirt and a black umbrella walking... Whether it's real or not, I'm not scared. Do you have any ideas for me to improve the house?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Wow! All of this is impressive...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Yeah... Michael liked video games and we all liked American McGee's Alice so I combined the disney film and the PC game in order to create it... *walks with Deiara* If you look down here you can see a ferris wheel and I know you like bumper cars so I got them plus a personalized bumper car with your name on it.^^ *points to black bumper car with Deiara's name on it*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ... Oh, so that's it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: And hustled! Don't forget hustled!^^ *points to big white house with lots of flowers that make a picture of American McGee's Alice and the Alice from Disney film* There it is!^^

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ... You borrowed money too, huh?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Besides being a singer, that's not how I got the house. After Shukaku got married to Yuri, he gave me his mansion. With some of my money I get from missions and my concerts, I bought an amusement park, statues and everthing for it.^^

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Sure ^^ ... wait, how'd you get the money to get that?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Yep... Hey do you want to see my new Wonderland estate?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ._. wow... ^^ well at least you have him to do that

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Well other than making him big, he can slit anyone's tounges open....^^

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Well... threatening and other things... what's he good at?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Cool! XD But I already have a relationship...*points to Taro* But how does that help?

@Bonez15:

Deiara: ... Here's an idea: get in a relationship and you won't be touched by them... and if they come within an inch of you, they'll burst into flames or get the crap beat out of them ^^ <3 *has a sweet aura when saying all that (XD)*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: O_O Didn't know he had it in him... Well to me, I got it worse... mobs of fangirls, talboids in the newspaper, having 2 lives is hard work. Both girls and boys love me!!! Some tried to rape me. Like when I was ten, Thorn seducted me! *gags*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *sighs* Well... I got more emotional tortures going on in my life. Yoru brother and Spits are still fighting over me, which I don't really get... so basically pretty normal... except Tetsu got a girlfriend from what he said. Haven't met her though

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Okay... So other than that, how was your days? I never seen you for a while...

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *sighs, turning back to normal* No, sorry. I'm all right... just a bit stressed out is all Jess...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*fangirls run away*
Jess: O_o Deiara... You okay? Maybe I shouldn't have did all those nice things for you so you didn't have to do this for me... (reffering to the time Jess invited Deiara to Neverland and that Deiara's classmates heard about it, and etc.)

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *shudders and then growls* Fangirls... *turns kitsune girl and swpies at them* Back the f*** off or your intestines will be where your brain is!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Remember when I was nine and I called you from Neverland to say that I made friends with MJ... Now I'm known as Jesse Jackson the Drag King and now I have fangirls who think of me as a boy! T_T The worse part is that some of these fan girls believe in JessDei (JessicaXDeiara)...
Fan Girls: OMFG! It's Jesse Jackson!!!>XD

@Bonez15:

Deiara: *blinks* ... I could only tell because of your voice... it hasn't changed... >> what's wrong?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *throws pie on floor and sighs* Aww man! Didn't I tell you I was a drag king? -_-' My pranking days are over then... *hears noise* Oh no... *hides behind Deiara*

@Bonez15:

Deiara: Oh, hey Jess... Nice cosplay

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *giggles* Taro, you look so funny!^^ I see Deiara, I'll go surprise her XD *puts side burns in and male clothing, then walks up to Deiara with an apple pie in hand* Hey Deiara...

@Bonez15:

Taro: Thank you ^^ *starts wiping his clothes off and wipes some out of his hair, causing the hair to stick up*
Me: Don't worry... it's fine... *sighs* I'll be back... Deiara!
Deiara: What?
Me: Make sure to watch out for chaos here
Deiara: I'll stop it...
Me: Good... Now if you excuse me... I gotta wash off *leaves*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *gets a towel* Here! Maybe this will help...
Mike: O_o *backs away from Cate* Ummm, hey there.^^ I'm sorry, I'm just looking for the person who threw the custard on my back.^^'

@Bonez15:

Taro: It's okay ^^ I always forgive you... UGH! It's seeping through my clothes
Me: *gets hit* wtf?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: I'm sorry Taro-kun...
Mike: *who didn't see Jess with the custard garbs the cherry tart and hrows it accidently at Cate*

@Bonez15:

Taro: *twitches* Ugh! I need to take a shower now

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *blinking and shurgs as she fires the custard but it hits Mike and Taro instead*
Mike: O_o *touches his back to feel custard and his eyes turn yellow and is growling*
Jess: *backs away*

@Bonez15:

Me: Holy s***! Run for your lives! She's got Custard! *starts sprinting*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Damn I missed... Custard! XD *has a gun filled with custard in it and fires*

@Bonez15:

Me: Oh shoot! *ducks and the pie slams against the floor and causes spatter*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *gives Taro the Oreo so he can eat it* Okay!^^ *throws the coconut pie at Cate* XD

@Bonez15:

Taro: No! Don't use the Oreo... *picks up another pie* Use the coconut

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Yes, yes it is... It's okay though...*looking at pies and screams* FOOD FIGHT! XD

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._.' so it's the vanilla?
Me: The pie's store bought -3- I don't know who made it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Actually who baked this pie to begin with?! *tastes the pie* Whoever did needed more chocolate and needed more sugar... Too much vanilla...

@Bonez15:

Taro: ._.' whoops... *lets go* ^^' it must be that sugar takes a slower effect on me

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Yeah... But to me, this isn't normal... *sees Taro growing slowly* Whew! I thought that it was the end as we know it.^^ *feels that Taro's arms are getting bigger* Taro, you're crushing me, with your hug.^^'

@Bonez15:

Taro: *hugs her* Just relax... I think It's just that I was so used to it back then

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: *looks at Taro then gasps* Ahhh, I'm spoiling you and I don't see you changing! It's the end of the world... T.T *starts to panick*

@Bonez15:

Taro: *nods and swallows the pie* I suppose you're right Jessy ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Don't worry about it, Taro!^^ Maybe there's a reason why Mike is emotional... Maybe it has something to do with his past.. Don't worry, he's my pet and he's my responsibility. *feeds Taro some pie*

@Bonez15:

Taro: Oh man...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Mike: *is shrinking* Okay...^^ You know who's sweeter than pie? :D It's... *remembers and turns into emo again* Ari-chan... T_T *gives pie to Taro but keeps the milk and drinks milk at emo corner*

@Bonez15:

Taro: ^^ Try some more want some milk? It washes it down well

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Mike: *tastes the pie* :D *happy for the moment*

@Bonez15:

Taro: It's a sweet dessert that tastes good

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Mike: *blinks* What's a pie?

@Bonez15:

Taro: *looks up at Mike* Pie? :D

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess and Me: Oreo!^^
Mike: *is just staring at the group and the pie* ._.

@Bonez15:

Me: Okay ^^ what pie do you want? I have oreo, chocolate, cherry...
Taro: Oreo ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Jess: Okay... Pie it is!!!^^

@Bonez15:

Both of us: ._. But... Pie is good

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I do too!^^
Jess: Wait a minute! The city's about to be destroyed, The Count will blame me, and Mike could be hurt, and all you can think about is pie?

...Well that town's going to be destroyed by a giant emotional cat... Who wants pie?
Taro: I do ^^