INTERVIEW WITH CONUS
KSR: So, Conus, tell me about yourself.
Conus: I am an Outsider, and I'm proud of it.
KSR: Why is your name so different from those of the other Outsiders?
Conus: Because I chose my own name. Their names-- if you could call those "names"-- were assigned to them at conception.
KSR: So, why did you name yourself "Conus"?
Conus: It sounds like lightning striking. I found it fitting since my tail conducts electricity.
KSR: Besides your electric tail, do you have any other powers?
Conus: Though I am a skilled fighter, what I truly pride myslef on is my intelect. I am far smarter than most Outsiders. In fact, I know the truth about--
KSR (covering Conus's mouth): Conus! Don't give spoilers!
Conus: Then write me into the story, human!
KSR: I'm afraid you don't come in for another few chapters.
Conus: AAAAUUUGH!
(Conus storms off. Get it? He storms off. Like lightning. Ah, who am I kidding? I'm not funny.)
