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Kari: I have all the proof I need.
Me: I already started (and don't get home till like 4 pm Pacific Time! Damn the bus! I should be home by 3:30!)
Kari: Yeah, there should. But there isn't, so ha! And you're right, all men are idiots.

~Abyss

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Kari: That's what I thought.
Me: I'm still half asleep! Damn bus...
Kari: Of course Master Yoda pwns. So, I win.
Me: Yoda!

~Abyss

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Kari: So you do love me!
Me: BYE!
Kari: So? I have something better! Master Yoda!
Me: Me getting sleepy...so me should go.

~Abyss

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Kari: FU! (You know what it means...)
Me: I actually had two. Maybe my DS went into the Bermuda Triangle (secret joke)
Kari: Who?!
Me: I don't know...or care.

~Abyss

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Kari: Mental f***tard.
Me: I know!
Kari: Houdini is an escape artist. Not a magic freak.

~Abyss

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Kari: What a baby.
Me: My gameboy and DS were stolen and given away.
Kari: Sorry, you're not Chirs Angel.

~Abyss

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Kari: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Me: Mine took away my PS1 a few years ago.
Kari: Really? *blackmail oppertunity*

~Abyss

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Kari: Come on! Once more...or else *pulls out photo of someone who could sit on him and kill him*
Me: Mine sleeps.
Kari: You told me you had one when you admitted you loved me...without these people!

~Abyss

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Kari: *pulls out camera* Now, admit it one more time.
Me: Fathers are mature by force...
Kari: Yes, you do.
Me: Gag?

~Abyss

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Kari: Are you sure about that?
Me: They probablt are. And Kari, he'll admit his feelings soon enough.
Kari: Gag. He has a gag.
Me: WTH?! GAG?!

~Abyss

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Kari: I thought you were persistent.
Me: I thought they were extinct!
Kari: Cause you love me!
Me: I TOLD YOU SO!

~Abyss

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Kari: No, you admitted it.
Me: Not much...not much at all.
Kari: Why the hell did you tackle me?! Do you love me?!
Me: Of course!

~Abyss

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Kari: So you do love me!
Me: Totally. *Kari tries to defend me*
Kari: I always win. *she mutters it*
Me: I expected it. *killed by Prince*

~Abyss

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Kari: If you love me, I love you. If you don't love me, than I don't love you...you idiot.
Me: I think boys are stupid. *Prince tries to kill me, but for once, Kari saves me*
Kari: The time we had our first kiss! *wants to pay him back*
Me: WHEN? WHERE?

~Abyss

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Kari: I love you if you love me. (turned it back on you.)
Me: Really?! Damn, that would have been nice in first grade.
Kari: OF COURSE! Don't tell me you forgot when...
Me: I WANT TO KNOW!

~Abyss

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Kari: But I know you love me!
Me: Cooties! (I thought girls were afraid of boys...)
Kari: This one?! Maybe I'll tell them our secret...
Me: Teasing continues today!

~Abyss

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Kari: Test? Maybe I do love you and vice versa (payback!)
Me: Ah, actually, Claudia will be there to push the two.
Kari: Whatever.
Me: Until tomorrow!

~Abyss

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Kari: Maybe...meybe not.
Me: Yeah, the labrynith! (Sorry! Want to add my third OC that I plan on making for that!)
Kari: How's that romantic?!
Me: I knew it!

~Abyss

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Kari: The clothes could get into an "accident".
Me: A tux! Maybe they should confess their love to each other first.
Kari: CONFESS?! YOU'RE DEAD! *pulls out her legendary sword whose name I forgot to slice me to bits*

~Abyss

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Kari: I will kill you. But first, do you want to team up to kill them?
Me: The beautiful wedding dress. Can't wait to draw it on Kari. And Claudia agreed to be the flower girl.
*mauled by both who starts to make out*

~Abyss

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Kari: Like I'd love him! And what do you mean too old?! I'm only two years older!
Me: Of course you do! I have it all planned out!
*killed by her sword*

~Abyss

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Yeah, a huge relief!
Kari: Yeah, I'm jealous.
Look at this--love at first sight! *killed by the two*

~Abyss

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At least I'm not the only one!
Kari: When you became a pest.
Me: I don't know! You can choose the place.

~Abyss

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Yay! I always make people OOC, so it's nice to hear.

~Abyss