Love is a fickle thing in life. Life is a fickle thing to love. Here, I express what my life brings to me throughout my existence. Glimpses in the grey area are unfolding and offering you a cup of my reality. Welcome to my life.
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SOME INFO
I've actually been a member since 1/13/09
Name: Shayde
Age: 29
Birthday: 3/14/91 (March 14th, 1991)
Sex: Male
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Questions my lovely little imouto made for me
1) How wonderful am I?
You're so wonderful that Santa can't even compare to you. And he's a very wonderful bitch.
2) Are my pokeball nails the best in the land?
Yes they are.
3) why am I soooooo perfect?
Because God felt lonely and needed to give off his perfection elsewhere in the world.
4) Don't I have the best dogs ever?
Yes. Yes you do. Why are you making it sound like I must praise you?
5) How cute are my dolls that blink?
Fuck that shit!
6) I know my personality is already the sweetest, but which part is your favorite?
All of it~ x3
7) How cute do you think our children Glaze Doughnut Foutain and Sprinkles Donut Foutainbwill be?
Our kids will be so cute when they pop out they'd already be winners of several beauty contests and will be nominated for Ms America. Until the judges finally realize that one of them will be a boy
8) How wonderful is my angelic singing voice?
Fucking platinum records!!!
9) Don't you love being envyed by all coz we're so perfect?
Yes because nobody can or will match the perfection we share.
10) which cosplay should I do next year?
Hmm.... Konata Izumi or Valentine :3
11) Don't you think everything should revolve around me?
So, you're saying you want your own orbit like Peter in that episode of Family Guy? *starts tossing small objects in your general vicinity*
12) When you see me in person do you promise not to drug me so you can marry me on the spot?
It's too early for marriage anyways.
13) How cute am I in a dress?
Very cute. ^^
14) how adorable am I when I pout?
Very adorable :3
15) How much do you love my fiestyness? ;3
.....*takes your hand and goes into your room locking the door*
16) How precious am I when angry?
You're so precious that I wanna stab my heart to let out an overflowing waterfall of love. In which I will most likely die.
17) Dont you adore having a tsundere little sister thats also your girlfriend???
Yes
18) Isnt this quiz the best? I'm so good at making them
I've seen be-- I mean it's the best in the world love *bonked*
19) Why are you so obsessed with me?!
Because I love you. Why are you so obsessed with me? Huh HUH?!
20) Which hairstyle do you like most on me?
If that includes length, personally I like long hair. I have seen you with short hair and I liked it very very much. So it's what you like because I like both ^^
21) How badly do you want me to put eyeliner on you?
Oh god lol
22) How much do you love my plushies?
<3333333
23) Isn't my carebear poster the cutest poster ever????!!
It's just to die for lol
24) Don't you love that I made this quiz just for you??? <3
D'aw tank you :3 *kisses you*
1. If you had the chance to restart your life over again, would you choose to be male or female?
POODLE!! >:I
2.When someone asks you "Mississippi is a long word, spell it." what do you spell?
EYE TEE!!! IT!!! >:O
3.If you could drink only one drink for the rest of your life (and still remain hydrated whatnot, you wouldn't need water) what would you drink?
JEFFERSON DAVIS!!! >:(
4.Would you clone yourself?
YES!! AND THEN KILL IT AND BE LIKE "HE'LL YEAH NIGGA! YOU YAKE THAT LIKE A NOODLE!" >:)
5.If you could choose one cool thing, what would it be?: breathing underwater, invisibility, speed, flight (basically super here powers)
SPAGHETTI JIZZ!!! >:P
6.If you could be ANY Pokemon, which would you be?
Flareon~<3
7.If someone died and left you ALOT of money, what would you do with it?
MAKE BACON!!!! >:3
8.Are you a TV, Movie, Book, Comics, or Video Game person?
FLYING MANGINA!!!! Video games. :3
9.how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS KICKING BABY WHALES!!!!!
10. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
BECAUSE DICKASAURUS REX IN MAH TUMMEH!!!! >:9
11.(last but not least)Have you watched the movie Ferris Buellers day off?
EPIC VON BONDIES!!!!
Not making my own questions kthxbai c:
I would like to congratulate all of you who are becoming/ became and otaku legend or an otaku eternal today. I would be joining you guys in the celebration, but sadly I deleted my account a while ago for stupid reasons (would be 5 years into the site as a member). It'll happen eventually, but again congrats. ^^
That's right~ it's time for silly songs with Larry. C: nah jk TODAY STRIKES THE ANNUAL MONTHLY PRAISE OF JIM BEAN DEDICATION!!!! ....wait what's that? Oh, sorry wrong script~ oh who needs a freaking script??? *rips te script to shreds and throws them at a man wearing a penguin suit* today is the day imouto and I celebrate 10 months of being together~ that's right! Fricken 10 months, mofos~~~~ x3 were almost at a year of being together, but even closer to see eac other. I can't wait to finally go out there and meet her~<3 June is going to be the longest month for me because the anticipation is going to be killer. But it'll be worth the 10 month wait~
*pounce huggles Tea* happy 10, imouto~ may we have many more months, years and a great marriage~<333 *kisses Tea*
