Tagged by lovemeren

1. If you had the chance to restart your life over again, would you choose to be male or female?
POODLE!! >:I

2.When someone asks you "Mississippi is a long word, spell it." what do you spell?
EYE TEE!!! IT!!! >:O

3.If you could drink only one drink for the rest of your life (and still remain hydrated whatnot, you wouldn't need water) what would you drink?
JEFFERSON DAVIS!!! >:(

4.Would you clone yourself?
YES!! AND THEN KILL IT AND BE LIKE "HE'LL YEAH NIGGA! YOU YAKE THAT LIKE A NOODLE!" >:)

5.If you could choose one cool thing, what would it be?: breathing underwater, invisibility, speed, flight (basically super here powers)
SPAGHETTI JIZZ!!! >:P

6.If you could be ANY Pokemon, which would you be?
Flareon~<3

7.If someone died and left you ALOT of money, what would you do with it?
MAKE BACON!!!! >:3

8.Are you a TV, Movie, Book, Comics, or Video Game person?
FLYING MANGINA!!!! Video games. :3

9.how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS KICKING BABY WHALES!!!!!

10. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
BECAUSE DICKASAURUS REX IN MAH TUMMEH!!!! >:9

11.(last but not least)Have you watched the movie Ferris Buellers day off?
EPIC VON BONDIES!!!!

Not making my own questions kthxbai c:

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