Welcome friends, Romans, bumders. This is the spot for all my personal musings and random trash that doesn't fall into the fiction category. (Which the Starscream Collection is now for.)

Huzzah!

Now, go steal me fresh jams.

ZIS VEEK SUCKS LIEK A DYSON!

Zo, as ju all know, it vas Angelo'z birthday not tu long ago. Zis day vas filled vith laughter, ale and lotz of Tranzformerz G1 vatching. However, ve became bored, zo ve all decided tu vatch ze shitty Tranzformerz Animated seriez az a laugh.

Zen Nick made a bet...

Zu first vone tu laugh lozes. And ze persun who laughs furst haz to act liek zu character zey laughed at for a veek of his choosink!

I lost az ju can tell. I laughed at Blitzving. ( Ahhh he's a smexy Mech... <3 ) It vas that 'Cha cha cha' bit zat did it:

(See 1:08)

I got stared at for hourz for laughink at him and Nick sinks zat I suit him anyvey, since I already have zu 3 personalitiez down. I sink zats just rude, but zere ve go.

AHAHAHAHA!

I started zis humiliatink display on tuezday, zo I must continue till next tuezday. If I zon't I vill have tu pay Nick £30. And I zon't fancy doink zat, ja.

So, viz zis varnink, pleaze excuze me if I annoy. Acting like a 60ft Mech viz a German accent vith 3 personalitiez iz... SURPRIZINKLY EAZEE! AHAHAHAHA!

And ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURSTAG, NICK JU TROLL DOLL FRAGFACE. Ju are zo dead ven zis veek iz up! ZO DEAD!

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