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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Kitty Kitty

"I'm going for a walk, bye Ichigo," Rukia stated walking out the door, "Don't take too long Midget," "Ok," an hour passed and Rukia still wasn't home, "Were is she?" Ichigo thought aloud, seeing that it was now raining, he grabbed an umbrella and left, meanwile....'I can't believe this happened! I can't believe some stupid hollow did this to me!' Rukia thought, greatly displeased, her tail swishing angerly wile she peered over the side of the box, 'Help me!' she pleaded
" Rukia!" Ichigo yelled, 'Ichigo!' Rukia meowed loudly, curiouse, Ichigo stepped next to the box to find a cat-a-fied Rukia meowing helplessly at him, his mouth dropped, "Rukia?!" she licked his face cutely "How did this happen!?!" "Horrow" she stated, both of them seemed to notice it at the same time, along with a tail, cat ears, fangs and claws, Rukia aparently had a new speech difficincy, as she sounded like a three year old, Ichigo bit his lip, "Shut up!" she hissed, her voice no longer a smoothe stream of silk, but now a high pitched chirp, "But your voice!" he laughed, she hissed at him, "And the box says 'Free to good home' by the way," he laughed, she hissed again, none the less, he picked her up and carried her home, curiouse to see if she would walk on all fours wen they got there....
An abudence of hisses, "rawrs" and more hisses emitted from the small creature, Ichigo was unphased as he tried to keep her in the bath and wash her hair at the same time, "Nooo!" she hissed again, "Rukia I don't care that cats hate water! You're filthy! You're covered in dirt and mud and I'm gonna get it off of you weather you like it or not!" "Nooooo!" she continued to hisss, kicking scrathing and clawing in an effort to escape, "Stop it!" Ichigo shouted, one hand grabing her rist (she had been trying to scratch him) the other quickly embeding shampoo in her hair, all the wile dodging the splashing water caused by her kicking, "Noooo!!!!" her hisses were becomeing more like desperate wines at this point, "Noooooo!!!!!!" she cried again, still kicking, Ichigo couldn't handle anymore of her wines, he finally made his decision, for the better of both their lives, he would take a life-threatening chance, and..... he flicked her ear, her struggles immediatly stopped and she looked at him with a shocked and hurt expression, no matter how much he hated that look, he continued to be stern with her, "No!" he commanded, " "That's wat you get for being a bad cat!" if he were to write down all the things he thought he would never ever say to Rukia, that would be in the very top, "Now behave!" he demanded, she wined a very long, very sad string wines but no longer resisted, "Jeez Rukia, you were a handfull as a Soul Reaper but you're ten times worse as a cat!" "Meanie!" she moaned, finding it more and more difficult to speak,
Ichigo pulled aside more of Rukia's hair to blow dry it, aparently cats don't mind hair dryers because Rukia was sitting calmly, wrapped in a towel and letting him dry her hair, as her tail swished contently, Ichigo finished off her hair and stood up, walking towards the closet, finding the only dress with a small slit up the back, (for her tail) he turned around to see her watching him intently with a broad smile on her face, ....and then she licked the back of her hand and brushed it against her ear, Ichigo simply shook his head, she was becomeing more cat-like by the second,
"Rukia!" he called, clicking his tounge (A/N: That's the way you call a cat) as expected she bounded towards him and sat down expectingly, her tail swishing and her face still grinning, Ichigo was still finding it difficult to remember that this was Rukia here, "Come 'ere," he commanded, obeying the order, she crawled forward and began purring, her tail swishing happily as she purred and rubbed against him, "Ok, that's very cute, but please stay still," he requested, strapping a strawberry-themed collar around her neck as she ignored the last request and continued her cute little show of affection, Ichigo buckled the collar and freely alowed her to continue, her purring vibrateing against him, he tried not to laugh, he realized that she wasn't exactly....well, right in her head at this moment, but she sure was cute!
Ichigo wasn't exactly sure about wat she was going to do wen he climbed in his bed and repeated the word "sleep" a few times, he finally saw her grin triumphantly and back up, thinking that she was on her way to the closet, he began to shut his eyes, wen he heard a loud "mew" and saw Rukia leap forawrd on top of him, he stared at her with wide eyes as she burrowed under the sheets and popped her head back out, curling into a small ball and purring on top of him, he let out an exasperated sigh, and gently began strokeing her hair, at first it was cute but now this cat thing was just irritateing! None the less, he rolled over on his side and pulled the young girl next to him, falling asleep, he found, was not as hard as he thought it would be
The next morning he resolved to take her to Urahara's and (hopefully) get her changed back, thing is, ...he had to use a map, sitting outside on a bench he tried to make sense of the directions, wen he heard a familiar, "Hey Ichigo!" He glanced behind him to see Keigo comeing towards them, Rukia leaped up instintivly and peered over the bench "Wat on earth?! Were did you find a hot chick with cat ears? And were can I get one?!" he asked, Rukia "mew"ed happily at the new face, Ichigo reached one hand over and petted her head to keep her still, though he didn't completely calm her curiosity, "She's my cat," he stated, still not takeing his eyes off the map, "That's NOT a cat!" Keigo yelled, "You're imagining things," he stated, tucking the map back in his pocket and grabbing the "kitten" Rukia squirmed slightly in his arms and she maneged to peer over his shoulder giveing another few happy "mews" to a stunned Keigo, and THAT is the most he would ever get,
"Rawr!" once again hisses, "rawrs" and unpleasent wines emitted from Rukia as she ran all over the shoten, trying to escape the people chaseing her, wich included, Ichigo and Urahara, Yoruichi ultimatly decided to stay curled on the floor laughing so much that her ribs hurt, "Come on Rukia!" Ichigo begged, still chaseing her, "It won't hurt I promise! It's just a little shot!" A paticuarly loud and menacing hiss slid through Rukia's lips and she simply ran further, leading them all in a circle untill Urahara decided to head her off, .....and Rukia decided to cling to the ceiling
"We're never getting a cat," Ichigo stated, Rukia nodded in agreement, "Cats are alot to take care of," Rukia glared at him, "Yeah well being a cat isn't exactly a treat either!" she replied coldly, "Yeah sorry about that, I no last night wasn't exactly pleasent," "Ahem," "Wat you got a hairball or somethin'?" "Hello?!" "Right sorry, I no this morning was way, way, worse than unpleasent," "Yes it was," "But that shot I gave you was painless right?" "That's beyond the point, it wasn't pleasent being chased around a house, then falling from the ceiling, only to have you pin me to the floor and jam a needle in my arm!" She shouted, all was quiet for a moment, "Ichigo," "Yeah?" "Wen we get married can we get a dog?" Ichigo dropped his manga and his mouth wile Rukia sat on the bed next to him and licked him playfully, "Meow," "That isn't funny," "Yes it is, meow," "No, it really isn't," "Yes it is~ Meow~!"

Chocolate Kisses

Rukia stared at the display, why must these rabbits haunt her so? Temptation was difficult to avoid...espically at this time of year! Oh how she wished the ideah of Chappy Boxers didn't completely apaul Ichigo! She espicallly wished that because Valentine's Day was a mere three days away, and she still had no clue as to wat she would get Ichigo! Untill this year she had never worried about such things, her brother hated sweets and wen she had finally acheived the financial copacity to buy chocolates, Renji and herself had hit a rock in their freindship and she had never been able to give him (or anyone else) chocolate, (though on Wite Day she recieved an aboundence of little expensive gifts from anonomus people wich confused her greatly) and now that she had someone as dear to her as Ichigo, she couldn't even contemplait not giveing him something! But she drew a blank on wat, she new wat he liked, certainly, but none of it was really....."Valentine's Day material", except chocolate ofcourse, but that seemed so impersonal! And it isn't like she had never thought of hand makeing him chocolate but....he had put these stupid locks on the oven that, for the life of her, she couldn't figure out! (A/N: Those, my dear readers, would be "child safety locks" ^_~) In other words that was completely ruled out, and she didn't want to risk contaminateing the sweets by useing Orihime's oven....she shuddered at the thought of wat that woman could have ever put in the metal contraption to churn out her...."creations" Rukia wasn't sure if it was the cold weather, or the thought of that oven, but something was sending shivers down her spine! She turned around to glance at a giant chocolate sculpture, how tacky! She stared at it for a moment though, and then a cord struck inside her head and the little gadgets inside her brain started to turn, she smiled triumphantly at her brilliant ideah, this would certainly be a success!
Rukia fidgeted impatiently as she waited on Ichigo's bed, said man was down stairs sampleing the chocolates his sisters had made, honestly, how could a couple of little girls figure out a lock that clearly dispised her?! Finally the door nob turned and Rukia jumped up, standing stifly in the middle of the room, eyes wide, Ichigo gave her a puzzled look, "Wat's with you? You look like you're about to be condemed to death!" those words settled in the air for a moment before Ichigo grasped the full meaning of his statement and despretly tried to retract it, "Th-that is NOT how I meant it! Really! I-" Rukia started to giggle, for a split second Ichigo thought she was makeing fun of him, but as he saw her small hand come over her chest in an attempt to stop her now, flat out laughter, he was just confused at why she suddenly thought that was funny, a crooked, confused grin remained plastered on his face for the remainder of her laughing fit, "Did you find yourself a jar of laughingh drugs or something?" he asked, still unable to wipe off his grin, after all, the mere sound of her bell-like laughter could cheer up someone on their death bed, he stayed with that thought for a moment before her choked words broke him out of it, "N-N-No!" she giggled, eyes teared and hands holding her ribs, she tried to stop laughing, finally succeeding, "It's just funny that you're always walking on egg shells about that and the one time you slip up you think it's the end of the world! Do you REALLY think I'm that sensitive?" "No, but my brused shins tend to disagree," she giggled slightly, before pulling a rather large box out from under his bed, "Open it," she demanded, mouth curved in a rather victoriouse smirk, "Something small and vicouse isn't going to leap out and attack me is it?" "No," she stated in a rather musical tone, as if she hadn't decided weather or not to laugh at that, Ichigo stood dazed for a moment, it all seemed to unwravel in front of him, only a matter of months ago she would've hit him for that, and ...he hated to think about it...but, at that time....it would've taken a mirical to make her laugh like that, "Hello! I wrapped that thing so you could shred it!" her nose twitched slightly, he woundered if it always did that wen she was P'ed, she growled and tore at a chunk of wrapping paper, "Hey! That's mine! I'll do it!" he gently plucked her hands off the box and she gave him a dull look, shredding the paper he uncovered.....a card board box, Rukia rolled her eyes and jammed a finger nail through the tape, completely sliceing open the top of the box, placeing the hand back on her hip, she motioned for him to continue, takeing a quick glance, he realized that her finger nail was still completely intact, hm, a new weapon, he opened the box none the less, he stared and the object inside looked like a guitar, pulling it out he realized that it was indeed a guitar, but, it was made of chocolate, ....and had strawberries on it....was she insulting him? "Do you like it?" she stared with wide grin, anticipateing his answer, obviously this wasn't a joke, "Ofcourse I do!" he replied, watching her grin widen and her eyes light up like fireworks, "Who wouldn't like...20 lbs. of chocolate shaped like a guitar with strawberries painted on it?" she shreiked slightly, "I NEW you'd like it! And think, I almost got you those Chappy Boxers..." "No no! I like this!" she grinned even more, "I figure it should last about a month," "Sure....if you multiply that by about 5,000" "But you like chocolate!" "Rukia, it's very nice, and I'll find something to do with it, but seriously, NOTHING could eat this much chocolate!" "Renji," Ichigo nodded slightly, she was right, the man's stomach was some sort of garbge disposel...."Well anyway, come on, I have something for you," "But it's not Wite Day yet!" "Who said it was a gift?" Ruikia shrugged and followed him
Rukia stared down at the dess, it was red and backless, it was a "halter-dress" it was nee-length and very sparkly, and there was a rose for her hair laying next to it, "Is this mine?" she asked in a confused tone, "No, it belongs to the neighnbor's dog, YES it's your's!" she stared at him blankly, "Why?" "Because you don't have anything fancy and Uryuu insisted I give it to you, he wanted to test some new fabric and used your measurments, good luck," and with that he stepped out of the room, truthfully he had SUGGESTED that Uryuu use Rukia's measurment for the new fabric test, surprisingly the quincy hadn't asked questions nor had he presented a catch, Ichigo was rather pleased with this,
Rukia shivered slightly, even though she had a rather heavy coat on, it was still very cold outside, she stared at Ichigo again, she had never seen him dressed like that, his black shirt was a "v-neck" and he looked very fancy dressed all in black, but it didn't look depressing at all, it looked rather....spiffy.....all that was left was to do something with that unruley orange hair of his...she reached her hand up, intinding to slick his hair back and maybe use a spell to keep it that way, but right wen she had her hand almost on his head, he opened the door to a fancy place and allowed her in, blushing, Rukia thought it was because he was stupid enough not to wear a jacket out there, she mentally brewed at the annoying fact that his hair still looked like a mess and she was powerless to change it without makeing a fool of herself, none the les, she sat down in the fancy resturaunt and tried tro ignore the mass of orange like she did every other day
This place was aparently ignorent of porportians, Rukia was starting to wounder if Ichigo was trying to make her fat by getting her some monsterouse "peice" (more like a mountain) of strawberry cheesecake, she really thought he was trying to spite her untill he somehow maneged to keep a straight face with no sighns of amusement for the next ten minutes, "By the way, that guitar was a joke, here's your real present," she stated, sliping her hand into her purse, "Is this as huge as the last one?" Rukia giggled, "No no, not at all," for a split second Ichigo thought she was about to kiss him, untill she tossed him a box and said, "Here," matter-of-facutualy, Ichigo didn't care wat was in that stupid little box, his ideah of a gift from Rukia was much better, atleast, he didn't care, untill he opened the box, "A watch?" he asked, pulling out a silver watch, "Yeah, it plays 'Dear Angel' as an alarm, cool huh?" she replied, head in her hands and looking bored, he immidiatly slid it on, "Read the note," she stated, "and by the way, watever I get on Wite Day better be ATLEAST three times as expensive, that thing cost me a bundle!" "Yeah, a bundle outta MY wallet right?" Rukia looked geunienly shocked, "No, I have Soul Society money that I got converted to Human World money, you and I are rich since the Aizan thing," "Then why are you always stealing MY wallet?!" "Kicks," she stated matter-of-factualy, Ichigo glared at her, his upper lip curling up slightly, untill he read the note, "I'm talking big bucks on MY gift," she stated, he looked up, shocked, the note read 'If you want me to kiss you, you better make the first move, Wimp! -Love Rukia,' "Can you....read my mind or something?" he was absolutely seriouse wen he asked her that, "As a matter of fact I can," "Liar, if that was true then you would've offered a long tine ago," Rukia shrugged, Ichigo leaned across the small table and took her chin in his index finger and thumb, "Stop smirking you little weasel," he commanded, placeing his lips over her's, and slideing a note forward, she slid it under her hand, the note read, 'I can read your mind too, don't worry, your Wite Day present will be good, you greedy little midget, -Love Ichigo'

Compliments Of Marrige

"I want to go to the beach," Ichigo opened one eye to see his very demanding wife stareing over him, "So wat's stopping you?" he mumbeled, pulling the sheets over his head, "You," she stated, he threw the blankets off and sat straight up to stare at her expressionless face, "Wen have I ever stopped you from anything Midget?!" he shouted, now fully annoyed, "I want ALL of us to go, the kids have never been to the beach," "Rukia, listen, the twins are three and Masaki is a year and a half, it'll be really hard to keep track of those three little munchkins wile you're trying to relax, trust me, my mom went through a lot of trouble wen my sisters were young and we went to the beach," "So? We'll bring Renji and make him babysit, that way we can both relax, let the kids have their fun, AND torture Renji all at the same time," ".....You're an evil geniouse Rukia, I new there was a reason I married you," he replied, sqeazing her waist, she rolled her eyes but grinned anyway, "It dosen't take a rocket scientist,"
"Human food is so messy!" Rukia exclaimed, licking sauce off of her lips and takeing another bite of French Bread pizza, Ichigo shook his head, "You're too dantiy and girly, come on take it like a man!" Rukia glared at him, "I'm not a man Ichigo, I'm a woman, and the simple fact that I've had three kids, am a month pregnant, AND am wearing a bikini SHOULD be proof enough of that," Ichigo shook his head slightly, "You're really amazeing that you can do all that," he said, "Did you just compliment me?! Call the newspapers!" Rukia couldn't manege to keep a straigt face with that and ended up rolling backwards onto her Chappy towel as she laughed, "Were, wen, and HOW did you learn that?" he asked, "I heard it from you, 'member? Last year wen I gave you that 'No strawberry jokes for an entire day' certificate for your birthday, you said 'You won't make fun of my name for an entire day!? Call the newspapers!'," "How do you remember this stuff?" "Any normal person can, your memory just happens to be the size of a peanut," Ichigo glared at her, "Haveing fun are you?" Renji asked, Rukia looked up to see Renji covered in sand, drenched in water, and....was that seaweed in his hair? "Renji they're three years old! How could they do all that to you?!" Ichigo laughed, "Well, they're YOUR kids, the two of YOU can do this to me in less than a minute! Wat am I saying? Wen Rukia was twelve she threw me in a river and somehow maneged to stuff 7 fish down my pants!" That was the last straw, Ichigo fell into flat out laughter at that point, Rukia shrugged, "I told you not to call me short," Ichigo laughed harder, "Look, wat did I EVER do to you two to deserve this?!" "Well," Ichigo began, "we'll start with strawberry jokes," "And go all the way down to hanging me upside down to try to empty my pockets," Rukia concluded, "Actually, I wasn't trying to empty your pockets, I was trying to see down your-" Ichigo and Rukia both looked at him with angry expressions, "Nothing! I said nothing!" "You no Ichigo, I was thinking of makeing this a monthly trip," 'Really? So was I!" Renji started pouting and was soon dragged away by Tsuki and Taiyou, "Can you believe him Rukia?" Ichigo turned around and did a double take, "Rukia, ....wat's in your mouth?" her cheeks were puffed out like a chipmunk, after a moment she guzzled down some water and replied, "It WAS Peperoni," Ichigo's mouth dropped, "You ate all that at once?" Rukia nodded happily, "You idiot! You can't do that! You'll tear your insides up!" Rukia put her hand on her hip, "I've been doing this since I started eating pizza," "Well you shouldn't! It's a really bad habbit!" "Too bad," "Atleast don't do it wen your pregnant," "Then wat am I supposed to do with it? Build a sculpture?" "How about eat it like a normal person?" "It's too spicey! By eating it all at once the spice dosen't have time to settle before I drink water," "Then let ME have it," "No! I like it!" Ichigo slapped himself in the head,
"Rukia, it's getting late," Ichigo stated, Rukia opened one eye, "Do you have a point?" "We need to get going," she raised up off of her towel and looked at Ichigo, "I have an ideah, let's book a hotel room for the night and go back to Soul Society tommorrow!" "Rukia, if you want to do that we'll have to get up reeeeeeaaaaally early tommorrow morning to get to the meeting on time," "So we're late for tommorrow's meeting, they'll live," Ichigo shrugged, "Alright, get the kids and tell Renji to go home," "Go home Renji!" Rukia shouted, Renji turned around and looked at her like he was insulted, Ichigo laughed slightly, "Wat did I marry into?" he asked rhetorically,

Something To Be Said For Overthinking

Rukia gazed at Ichigo, concentrateing on his small tuffts of orange hair, "I think I'll get a tattoo," she said simply, watching as Ichigo choked slightly on his soda, "Excuse me?! You're going to do WAT now?!" he asked, "A tattoo," she repeated, "Why?!" "Well, Renji has alot of them and-" "And if Renji jumped off a cliff would you do that too? Wait, bad scenario don't answer that," "AND, I was thinking... I really want to show that we're together," "That's wat the ring is for!" "BUT, it's sort of like.... starting a new chapter in my life, I need to do something big to mark that," "So get a dog," "I can have a dog?!" Ichigo suddenly felt guilty for misinforming her, "It was an example," he replied, "Oh," a second passed, "Anyway, I want to get a strawberry tattooed on my hip," that time Ichigo just flat out spit his soda all the way out the window, "Get a braclet!" "I want something perminet that can't get taken away or lost, and I want it to be big and special," "Get your ears peirced and buy strawberry ear rings! Don't go marking on yourself!" "...Maybe I WILL get something peirced, not my ears though, maybe my belly button, .. or my hip,..." "First of all wat is this sudden obsession you have with perminatly dameging your hip? Are you trying to make a point or something? And second of all, if you're going to do that then ATLEAST start with peircing your ears like a NORMAL girl," Rukia crossed her arms over her chest, "But I generally don't like jewlry, this ring is enough, that's why I want a tattoo and not a peircing, besides, I thought getting it tattooed on my hip would be sexy," she wispered the last part with a bit of disapointment in her voice, "You're sexy enough on your own, tattoos are NOT sexy; the only reason anyone should get a tattoo isn't to make themselves look better, it SHOULD be to have the memory of something really special," "This IS really special, it represents YOU, and besides, it dosen't HAVE to be on my hip, I could get it on my arm or something," "I don't care! I don't want you getting your body all marked up!" "You don't have to worry, there won't be any scars or any danger, I'll get it done at LA Ink, it can be my wedding gift ok?" "How do you even no about LA Ink?" "I watch it on TV, I think I'll get Hannah to do it, Kat does black and wites but I like this in couler, I could see it now! A beautifull bunny in a feild of strawberries tattooed on my back! Or maybe with a strawberry blooming in a rose with a bunny on my arm, or-" "Ok, if you want to get a tattoo, then I'll get my ears peirced, ..double peirced, after all, I don't mind jewlry," "Ok, that's your decision, fine by me," she replied, aparently reverse phsycology wasn't going to work, hm, but maybe... "Well, tattoos hurt way more than getting your ears peirced," she flinched slightly, finally he was winning! "R-Really? H-How much worse?" "Well, wen you get your ears peirced they put ice on it till your numb, then they use this peirceing gun, it's sore for like... a day or something and then it's fine, but tattoos, well, a big thing like you're talking about will take hours to do, speck by speck, drawn on with nice, sharp needles, and the bigger and more detailed, the longer it takes to heal," Rukia gulped, "Ok then, ...um, I'll just go to the shop down the street and get a little, tiny strawberry tattooed," "Ok, but that hurts too, and the less profesinal the artist, the more it'll hurt, AND... if you get an infected needle, wow, and you thought the tattoo was painfull!" Rukia cringed, "Um, well, it won't be THAT- OUCH! You idiot!" she shouted, rubing the spot on her neck were Ichigo pinched her, "So..that hurt.. yet you want a needle to dig into your hip and carve and couler a strawberry? Hmph, good luck," Rukia shuddered, then an ideah cane to mind, "Hey, how about YOU tattoo me! That wouldn't hurt at all! You have a strange inability to cause me pain without intent," "Rukia," "Yes?" "Just drop it already, you no I can't, oh and by the way, don't get your ears peirced either, if you really want to wear ear rings, then get a pair of clip ons," Rukia sighed, there was something to be said for her recent free time, ... like how haveing too much time on your hands will cause annoyence and strange thoughts

Oh Captin Kuchiki~

"Repeat that slowly," Byakuya commanded, stareing blankly at his brat-ish Brother-In-Law, "You. Have. To. Ba-by-sit.!" The young red head stated, folding his arms over his chest and looking at Byakuya in annoyence, his eye twitched, "No," Byakuya replied between clenmched teeth, and quite coldly might I add, "Well then who IS gonna babysit huh?! Asagi is out, Renji and Rangiku are on a mission, and all the other DECENT babysitters are either busy or gone, and Rukia and I HAVE to go alone! We'll only be gone untill tommorrow and it's already past noon, just put up with the munchkins 'till then!" Ichigo shouted, "NO," he replied, louder and less calm than he meant to, "Please Brother," Rukia pleaded, putting on her "I'm-Your-Cute-Little-Sister" act, "Rukia," he began, "Please Brother! You hardly EVER babysit and the kids don't no their Uncle!" "...Let's keep it that way," Ichigo suggested, Rukia elbowed him in the side, "Please! They're starting to think you're evil!" "They're intellegent! I taught 'em that!" Ichigo shouted, earning himself another jab in the ribs, "Fine, I will babysit," Byakuya said reluctantly, earning himself a hug from Rukia
Byakuya was not amused in the slightest, one child was pulling his hair, one was throwing paint at him, and the other two were hideing his "hair noodles" and he was endureing it all for one reason: So he would have a decent reason to tell his sister to stop reproduceing! If he endured this, maybe she'd stop at FOUR kids? And then he remembered Rukia's infamouse quote, "Oh I want LOTS of kids! ^^" Byakuya's eye started twitching, if he had never been afraid of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kurosaki before, (wich he likely hadn't) he was now, after all, if the two of them could completely ruin the structure of Soul Society by themselves...imagine wat an army of them could do! Byakuya shuddered at the thought, and here were the children, running amuck, should he ever get Ichigo Kurosaki in a room alone.... well, say goodbye to life Strawberry
Elsewere...."Mmm, I LOVE hotel beds!" Rukia moaned, curleing into a ball on the bed, "Ah, you're kidding right?" Rukia shot straight up, "No! Why? Don't you agree?" "Not reallly, I mean, they're pretty uncomfortable to me," "Ah wat do YOU no about comfort?" she asked rhetorically, turning on her side, Ichigo sat down next to her, "It's all your fault anyway," Rukia stated simply, "Wat's my fault?!" "Haveing to come here, leaveing the babies with Brother," "Hey! If the kids grow up traumatized just remember that I wanted to kill him and YOU wouldn't let me!" "Oh I'm sorry, it seems you've forgotten the many times that Brother saved me," "Would you stop throweing that in my face already?!" "....And all to get your old high-school diary," "JOURNAL! And besides that, I wanted to have written recordss of our first year together, who nos wat will happen if we rely on our kids to just tell the story, I mean, they might end up saying that we were- never mind it's just TOO frightening, anyway if you were smart you would've made one too," Rukia smirked, "Oh my dear, no, see if YOU were smart, you'd remember that journal, atleast MINE is in my duffle bag, and atleast MINE usually stays in the draw of our nighttable," "....Shut up already,"
Back in Sereitei.... There was a small nock on the door, the young prodegy looked up, "It's open," he stated, the door slowly opened, revealing Byakuya and four little children, Toshiro raised an eyebrow, "Yes?" "Captin Hitsugaya....please babysit these little mosnters! I gurantee that hollow babies would be easier to care for! Help me!"