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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

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"Wake up! Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! Wake up!" Ichigo groaned loudly, opening his eyes to see his five year old daughter jumping up and down, "Mm, wat is it?" "Hurry! Hurry! Come outside with me! It's IMPORTANT!" The girl yelled, he glanced over at his wife who had a pillow over her head and was pretending to sleep, they had come home for the holidays and couldn't manege to keep the kids all in one place, Rukia had been even more tired lately dealing with Isshin, Yuzu and Karin, plus the kids, so Ichigo decided to let her sleep, after all, wen she acts like this she's reeeeeaaaaaallyyyyy tired!
Masaki pulled her father forward, "Daddy look!" she sqealed, "Wat Coul- Oh my...-RUKIA!!!!!!!!!!!" In the house, under the covers of Ichigo's old bed, Rukia was about ready to tear someone's head off, she opened the window and was about to scream a few dozen curses at Ichigo wen she saw WHY he had woken her, "Oh my- Uh-oh," with that she hastily slid on a pair of sweat pants and her robe before running outside in a pair of slippers, running through the snow, she looked over at her husband, who stood wide eyed, "Only YOUR child, Ichigo," she mumbeled
She just stared in awe at the scene, on one side was her son, Taiyou, with his tounge stuck to a street pole, and directly opposite him, stood her daughter, Tsuki, dispencing change for the money she was getting, and directing the neighborhood children on were to stand to get a good veiw of the mess her twin brother had created, "Ichigo, you handle YOUR son, I will handle YOUR daughter," Ichigo looked at her like she had just grown a tail or sometthing, "They're YOUR kids too!" "But they inherited this from YOU!" She insisted, hands on her hips, "Twisted logic," he mumbeled, "besides, how do you recommened I seperate him from the pole?" Rukia rolled her eyes as if she were the only intellegent adult in the area....actually, she was, "Warm water?" she suggested, "Right!" Ichigo turned and ran towards the house, "And don't get it too hot or you'll scold his tounge off!" she yelled, meanwile she aproached her daughter, "Tsuki, wat are you doing?" the six year old turned around smileing, "Selling tickets, but you can see him for free Mommy," Rukia had to bite the inside of her lip to keep her act together, wenever her babies called her "Mommy" she just melted, but none the less, she held her ground, "Tsuki....did YOU put Taiyou up to that?" Tsuki smiled, "Uh-huh! Aren't I smart Mommy?" Rukia took in a deep breath, stareing back at Ichigo who was currently disconnecting their son from the street pole, "Tsuki....you can't do that," "Yes I can! Don't you see Mama? It worked!" Rukia bit her lip, she saw so much of herself in her young daughter, "Well, yes, but...it's very mean, you shouldn't do that," "But Taiyou called me a Strawberry Head!" Rukia shook her head, "Hey Ichigo! I've got another job for ya'!"

Compliments Of Marrige

"I want to go to the beach," Ichigo opened one eye to see his very demanding wife stareing over him, "So wat's stopping you?" he mumbeled, pulling the sheets over his head, "You," she stated, he threw the blankets off and sat straight up to stare at her expressionless face, "Wen have I ever stopped you from anything Midget?!" he shouted, now fully annoyed, "I want ALL of us to go, the kids have never been to the beach," "Rukia, listen, the twins are three and Masaki is a year and a half, it'll be really hard to keep track of those three little munchkins wile you're trying to relax, trust me, my mom went through a lot of trouble wen my sisters were young and we went to the beach," "So? We'll bring Renji and make him babysit, that way we can both relax, let the kids have their fun, AND torture Renji all at the same time," ".....You're an evil geniouse Rukia, I new there was a reason I married you," he replied, sqeazing her waist, she rolled her eyes but grinned anyway, "It dosen't take a rocket scientist,"
"Human food is so messy!" Rukia exclaimed, licking sauce off of her lips and takeing another bite of French Bread pizza, Ichigo shook his head, "You're too dantiy and girly, come on take it like a man!" Rukia glared at him, "I'm not a man Ichigo, I'm a woman, and the simple fact that I've had three kids, am a month pregnant, AND am wearing a bikini SHOULD be proof enough of that," Ichigo shook his head slightly, "You're really amazeing that you can do all that," he said, "Did you just compliment me?! Call the newspapers!" Rukia couldn't manege to keep a straigt face with that and ended up rolling backwards onto her Chappy towel as she laughed, "Were, wen, and HOW did you learn that?" he asked, "I heard it from you, 'member? Last year wen I gave you that 'No strawberry jokes for an entire day' certificate for your birthday, you said 'You won't make fun of my name for an entire day!? Call the newspapers!'," "How do you remember this stuff?" "Any normal person can, your memory just happens to be the size of a peanut," Ichigo glared at her, "Haveing fun are you?" Renji asked, Rukia looked up to see Renji covered in sand, drenched in water, and....was that seaweed in his hair? "Renji they're three years old! How could they do all that to you?!" Ichigo laughed, "Well, they're YOUR kids, the two of YOU can do this to me in less than a minute! Wat am I saying? Wen Rukia was twelve she threw me in a river and somehow maneged to stuff 7 fish down my pants!" That was the last straw, Ichigo fell into flat out laughter at that point, Rukia shrugged, "I told you not to call me short," Ichigo laughed harder, "Look, wat did I EVER do to you two to deserve this?!" "Well," Ichigo began, "we'll start with strawberry jokes," "And go all the way down to hanging me upside down to try to empty my pockets," Rukia concluded, "Actually, I wasn't trying to empty your pockets, I was trying to see down your-" Ichigo and Rukia both looked at him with angry expressions, "Nothing! I said nothing!" "You no Ichigo, I was thinking of makeing this a monthly trip," 'Really? So was I!" Renji started pouting and was soon dragged away by Tsuki and Taiyou, "Can you believe him Rukia?" Ichigo turned around and did a double take, "Rukia, ....wat's in your mouth?" her cheeks were puffed out like a chipmunk, after a moment she guzzled down some water and replied, "It WAS Peperoni," Ichigo's mouth dropped, "You ate all that at once?" Rukia nodded happily, "You idiot! You can't do that! You'll tear your insides up!" Rukia put her hand on her hip, "I've been doing this since I started eating pizza," "Well you shouldn't! It's a really bad habbit!" "Too bad," "Atleast don't do it wen your pregnant," "Then wat am I supposed to do with it? Build a sculpture?" "How about eat it like a normal person?" "It's too spicey! By eating it all at once the spice dosen't have time to settle before I drink water," "Then let ME have it," "No! I like it!" Ichigo slapped himself in the head,
"Rukia, it's getting late," Ichigo stated, Rukia opened one eye, "Do you have a point?" "We need to get going," she raised up off of her towel and looked at Ichigo, "I have an ideah, let's book a hotel room for the night and go back to Soul Society tommorrow!" "Rukia, if you want to do that we'll have to get up reeeeeeaaaaally early tommorrow morning to get to the meeting on time," "So we're late for tommorrow's meeting, they'll live," Ichigo shrugged, "Alright, get the kids and tell Renji to go home," "Go home Renji!" Rukia shouted, Renji turned around and looked at her like he was insulted, Ichigo laughed slightly, "Wat did I marry into?" he asked rhetorically,

Oh Captin Kuchiki~

"Repeat that slowly," Byakuya commanded, stareing blankly at his brat-ish Brother-In-Law, "You. Have. To. Ba-by-sit.!" The young red head stated, folding his arms over his chest and looking at Byakuya in annoyence, his eye twitched, "No," Byakuya replied between clenmched teeth, and quite coldly might I add, "Well then who IS gonna babysit huh?! Asagi is out, Renji and Rangiku are on a mission, and all the other DECENT babysitters are either busy or gone, and Rukia and I HAVE to go alone! We'll only be gone untill tommorrow and it's already past noon, just put up with the munchkins 'till then!" Ichigo shouted, "NO," he replied, louder and less calm than he meant to, "Please Brother," Rukia pleaded, putting on her "I'm-Your-Cute-Little-Sister" act, "Rukia," he began, "Please Brother! You hardly EVER babysit and the kids don't no their Uncle!" "...Let's keep it that way," Ichigo suggested, Rukia elbowed him in the side, "Please! They're starting to think you're evil!" "They're intellegent! I taught 'em that!" Ichigo shouted, earning himself another jab in the ribs, "Fine, I will babysit," Byakuya said reluctantly, earning himself a hug from Rukia
Byakuya was not amused in the slightest, one child was pulling his hair, one was throwing paint at him, and the other two were hideing his "hair noodles" and he was endureing it all for one reason: So he would have a decent reason to tell his sister to stop reproduceing! If he endured this, maybe she'd stop at FOUR kids? And then he remembered Rukia's infamouse quote, "Oh I want LOTS of kids! ^^" Byakuya's eye started twitching, if he had never been afraid of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kurosaki before, (wich he likely hadn't) he was now, after all, if the two of them could completely ruin the structure of Soul Society by themselves...imagine wat an army of them could do! Byakuya shuddered at the thought, and here were the children, running amuck, should he ever get Ichigo Kurosaki in a room alone.... well, say goodbye to life Strawberry
Elsewere...."Mmm, I LOVE hotel beds!" Rukia moaned, curleing into a ball on the bed, "Ah, you're kidding right?" Rukia shot straight up, "No! Why? Don't you agree?" "Not reallly, I mean, they're pretty uncomfortable to me," "Ah wat do YOU no about comfort?" she asked rhetorically, turning on her side, Ichigo sat down next to her, "It's all your fault anyway," Rukia stated simply, "Wat's my fault?!" "Haveing to come here, leaveing the babies with Brother," "Hey! If the kids grow up traumatized just remember that I wanted to kill him and YOU wouldn't let me!" "Oh I'm sorry, it seems you've forgotten the many times that Brother saved me," "Would you stop throweing that in my face already?!" "....And all to get your old high-school diary," "JOURNAL! And besides that, I wanted to have written recordss of our first year together, who nos wat will happen if we rely on our kids to just tell the story, I mean, they might end up saying that we were- never mind it's just TOO frightening, anyway if you were smart you would've made one too," Rukia smirked, "Oh my dear, no, see if YOU were smart, you'd remember that journal, atleast MINE is in my duffle bag, and atleast MINE usually stays in the draw of our nighttable," "....Shut up already,"
Back in Sereitei.... There was a small nock on the door, the young prodegy looked up, "It's open," he stated, the door slowly opened, revealing Byakuya and four little children, Toshiro raised an eyebrow, "Yes?" "Captin Hitsugaya....please babysit these little mosnters! I gurantee that hollow babies would be easier to care for! Help me!"

Trieing To Tie

Link to the picture that inspired this: http://lanithanai.deviantart.com/art/Wifely-Duties-56639185
"Oh counfound it!" Rukia spat, undoing the potential not for the fifth time, "Confound it? Rukia, WERE did you learn that?" "My sister talked like that, I thought it'd be a better example for the kids if we kept our mouths clean," "Rukia, Honey, wat part of 'They're already ruined' don't you understand?" Rukia stuck her tounge out at her husband, "You no, my sister couldn't tie nots either, well, not according to my brother," "Understandable," Tsuki chimed, "So let me get this straight," Ichigo started, "Your sister couldn't tie nots, YOU can't tie nots, and now our daughter can't tie nots, it seems that your side of the family has some seriouse hand-eye-coordination issuses," "And it seems that YOUR side of the family, mainly you, has some brain-mouth-coordination issues," Ichigo rolled his eyes "Ya' no, let ME do it," Rukia slapped him on the back of the head, well, atleast she was TRIEING!