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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Heat Wave

Rukia moaned again, she looked like she was about to have a heat stroke, "Rukia... If you're really THAT hot then take off some of your clothes, I mean wearing that uniform in this heat MUST be uncomfortable," Ichigo leaned closer to the small fan on the desk, "You're right," Rukia replied, standing up and walking into the closet, Ichigo, mean wile, tugged the fan closer to the edge of the desk so it blew directly on him, Rukia struted out of the closet, "Move over," she demnaded, climbing on to the bed next to him, not wanting to be touched, he quickly obeyed, "Ahhhh," Rukia sighed contently, Ichigo opened his eyes, "See? I told- woah!" he leaped off the bed and turned around, sheilding his eyes, "Is there a problum?" she asked, "Yeah! I didn't say 'take off ALL your clothes'!" "I'm wearing clothes!" "Barely!" Rukia rolled her eyes, she was still just sitting there in nothing but her strawberry-print underwear, and it was torturing him! "Wat's the problum here? YOU'RE in YOUR underwear!" "That's diffrent!" he immidiatly regretted wearing nothing but his under shirt and boxers, but it was so hot in here! "Oh yeah?! How?!" "You're a guy and I'm a girl! I mean, I'M a guy and YOU'RE a girl!" his blush had deepened atleast three shades, "Yeah, you don't want to get THAT mixed up," she mocked, "Besides, why can GUYS dress half naked and girls can't?" "You have things that we don't!" "I meant in our underwear Doofus!" "Because... you're classier than we are!" "As true as that is, if you're going to be comfortable then so am I," "How about you put on one of my old t-shirts? That's not hot at all!" She glared, "Please! Like I'm gonna do that! It's bad enough that I have to wear my bra!" he was sweating bullets but it wasn't because of the tempiture OUTside, "Wat's wrong with you anyway?" 'Asks the girl strutting around in her underwear!' "I mean Renji would be begging me to strip right now!" At that moment Ichigo wanted nothing more than to kill that pineapple-headed Baboon for setting an example of wat normal men should act like! "Rukia, Renji would jump to see anything naked ok? And further more, unlike that baboon, I actually have some pride and sense of moral responsibility!" "Idiot," he wanted to staple her mouth shut, he threw his arm back and felt the plush, soft skin of her shoulder, he felt dizzy, "Ahem?" he quickly jerked away, "Is it... I bet you'd rather see Orihime in HER-" "Hold it, you're wrong about that," "Well wat's so wrong with my body that you don't-" "There's nothing WRONG with it!" he turned to face her and tried to stop himself from looking at every lushis curve of her body, "It's just that I don't want anyone to come in here and get the wrong idea," "Then lock the door," "That would go BEYOND giving them the wrong idea," Rukia nodded in understanding, "Hey," he kissed her lightly, "I still love you and all, but we can't even sort of hint that we're engaged around my family, it's bad enough that we already told Renji and Orihime, I mean those two have bigger mouths than the Wide Mouthed Frog," "Yeah...but wat do we do about the heat?" "You can wear a tank top and shorts," ...Fine, but they'll be REALLY short," "Fine,"

No Words For This

Ichigo stared at his sleeping wife, she was so beautifull, especially considering the fact that she just gave birth to twins! He shook his head in awe, she was the most incredable person to ever exist, he glanced at his sleeping babies, then a worry came across his mind, he dug into Rukia's duffle bag and pulled out a Sharpie, with one hand he lifted the wool bootie off one baby's foot and with the other hand took the Sharpie, un-capped it with his teeth, and scribbled 'IR' on the baby's foot, then he did the same to the other child, "Ichigo? Wat're you doing?" Rukia mumbeled, she raised up slightly, her hair was a mess and she looked tired, like she was about to collapse any minute, "Nothing Honey, just takeing some precausions, go back to sleep, everything's fine," he assured, hideing the marker behind his back, she noded tiredly, and collapsed back down, he put the shoe back on the baby's foot and capped the Sharpie, slideing back in the duffle bag and sitting in the chair next to Rukia's bed, he laid his arms across her legs and burried his head in them, slowly drifting off to sleep
Ichigo woke up slowly, Rukia was humming something, he couldn't put his finger on wat, he looked up, "Good morning," she greeted quietly he smiled, and looked, "Woah!" he shreiked, leaping up and turning around with a deep blush on his face, Rukia was sitting there nurseing Tsuki and Ichigo was trying to get his mind off it, "Is something wrong?" she asked dully, highly displeased with his actions, "No, nothing, nothing, nothing at all,"
"I new it!" Ichigo shreiked, Rukia looked up from her book, "Wat?" "These aren't our babies!" "Wat?!" "The mark I put on their feet isn't there!" "You marked our babies??! How?! Why?!" "I put an 'IR' on their feet with a Sharpie in case THIS happened!" Rukia just sat there in shock, "Oh, wait a minute, here's the mark, but why are their feet blue?" "Um, footprint ink Dumbo?" he blushed and nodded slightly, "That,..could be...possible, I guess," Rukia rolled her eyes, "Isn't it the MOTHER'S job to be obsessive?" "Yeah, but you're tired, I'll do it for you," she shrugged, "Um, Ichigo? Why are the mittens cut open?" "....They were makeing the twins uncomfortable," Rukia rolled her eyes, wat had she married into?
Ichigo just shook his head, "I wish we didn't have to sighn all these stupid pappers," he stated, rubbing his temples and stareing at more release forms, Rukia "hmphed" and gave him a weird look, "Yeah well, you've got it easy," he stared at her in astonishment, "Excuse me?" "Yeah, you have to sighn pappers, but I have to trust you not to slam me into a wall AND juggle two babies without dropping one! I'm telin' ya', I absolutely HATE these stupid weelchair rules," Ichigo rolled his eyes, "So how are we gonna do this?" Ichigo looked back up, "Wat'cha mean?" "I mean, are we going to have hourly shifts or wat?" "Oh, well I was actually thinking about that, you take 12 to 3, I'll take 3 to 6, you take 6 to 9, and I'll take 9 to 12," Rukia nodded in agreement, "Ok! Here they are!" Hanatarou walked in with the babies and put them in their basinests, handing the new born's pictures to Rukia, "Awwwww! Ichigo! Looky! 'dems so cyute!" she cooed, Ichigo looked down and his jaw dropped, "Their eyes are red...were they crying?! Wat did you do to them?!" Hanatarou started fidgeting, "N-nothing! We just woke them up that's all!" "Well why did you do that?!" "Because I want to get out of here!" Rukia screeched
"You ready?" "Been ready for three days Ichigo," Rukia stretched, Ichigo strapped the double sided baby-carrier to his chest, Rukia picked up one baby and strapped her in the front side, she then took the other and straped him in the back, "Ya' no...these babies are surpriseingly heavy....wat on earth did you feed them?!" Rukia just glared and slapped him on the back of the head, causeing the twins to start giggling, "Oh my..ICHIGO! They're laughing! They're laughing! They have a sense of humor!" Rukia slapped him again, causeing the twins to laugh more, she slapped him again, and again, and again, after about the fifth time he finally growled, "Would you quit doing that?! That hurts you no!" she slapped him again
Rukia really wasn't sure WHY she had been lied to, changeing diapers really wasn't NEARLY as bad as everyone said it was, "Agh!" untill she heard THAT, she turned to look at Ichigo, "Is there a problum?" she saw Ichigo defending himself with his shirt against the on-comeing body fluid spraying from her son, she couldn't help it, she just started laughing, she turned around and finished changeing Tsuki, "It is NOT funny Rukia!" "Oh I HAVE to disagree," "Well fine! Disagree wen YOU get sprayed!" "Oh that's not going to happen, remember? You and I agreed that I would mostly take care of our daughter, and YOU, my unlucky little freind, will mostly take care of our son," Ichigo growled, "Well if it's THAT bad just point his little Yoo-hoo south," he threw a bottle at her, it missed and only sailed a few miserable meters
They really had no clue that it would be THIS irritateing, Rukia was wearing a tank top and Ichigo wasn't wearing a shirt at all, she ran her elbow under the faucet, "It should be ok," she replied, drying her arm off, Ichigo nodded and put the twins in the little baby bath that sat in the sink, Rukia soaped her hands up and began washing Tsuki wile Ichigo did the same to Taiyou, Rukia spun around to get a towel and accedentally flung soap on Ichigo's bare chest, he glared at her, she didn't pay any attention, as she continued washing Tsuki's face, makeing sure not to get soap in her eyes, Ichigo flung soap on Rukia and quickly returned to his job, wisteling suspicously, Rukia glared and flung more soap onto him, it soon became a war, causeing Tsuki and Taiyou, (who were currently wrapped in two towels and sitting in a small carrier) were laughing like there was no tommorrow
Ichigo woke up to a baby crieing and a kick in the butt, "It's 3:30 A.M. Ichigo, you're turn,"

$$Makeing Money$$

"Wake up! Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! Wake up!" Ichigo groaned loudly, opening his eyes to see his five year old daughter jumping up and down, "Mm, wat is it?" "Hurry! Hurry! Come outside with me! It's IMPORTANT!" The girl yelled, he glanced over at his wife who had a pillow over her head and was pretending to sleep, they had come home for the holidays and couldn't manege to keep the kids all in one place, Rukia had been even more tired lately dealing with Isshin, Yuzu and Karin, plus the kids, so Ichigo decided to let her sleep, after all, wen she acts like this she's reeeeeaaaaaallyyyyy tired!
Masaki pulled her father forward, "Daddy look!" she sqealed, "Wat Coul- Oh my...-RUKIA!!!!!!!!!!!" In the house, under the covers of Ichigo's old bed, Rukia was about ready to tear someone's head off, she opened the window and was about to scream a few dozen curses at Ichigo wen she saw WHY he had woken her, "Oh my- Uh-oh," with that she hastily slid on a pair of sweat pants and her robe before running outside in a pair of slippers, running through the snow, she looked over at her husband, who stood wide eyed, "Only YOUR child, Ichigo," she mumbeled
She just stared in awe at the scene, on one side was her son, Taiyou, with his tounge stuck to a street pole, and directly opposite him, stood her daughter, Tsuki, dispencing change for the money she was getting, and directing the neighborhood children on were to stand to get a good veiw of the mess her twin brother had created, "Ichigo, you handle YOUR son, I will handle YOUR daughter," Ichigo looked at her like she had just grown a tail or sometthing, "They're YOUR kids too!" "But they inherited this from YOU!" She insisted, hands on her hips, "Twisted logic," he mumbeled, "besides, how do you recommened I seperate him from the pole?" Rukia rolled her eyes as if she were the only intellegent adult in the area....actually, she was, "Warm water?" she suggested, "Right!" Ichigo turned and ran towards the house, "And don't get it too hot or you'll scold his tounge off!" she yelled, meanwile she aproached her daughter, "Tsuki, wat are you doing?" the six year old turned around smileing, "Selling tickets, but you can see him for free Mommy," Rukia had to bite the inside of her lip to keep her act together, wenever her babies called her "Mommy" she just melted, but none the less, she held her ground, "Tsuki....did YOU put Taiyou up to that?" Tsuki smiled, "Uh-huh! Aren't I smart Mommy?" Rukia took in a deep breath, stareing back at Ichigo who was currently disconnecting their son from the street pole, "Tsuki....you can't do that," "Yes I can! Don't you see Mama? It worked!" Rukia bit her lip, she saw so much of herself in her young daughter, "Well, yes, but...it's very mean, you shouldn't do that," "But Taiyou called me a Strawberry Head!" Rukia shook her head, "Hey Ichigo! I've got another job for ya'!"

Everything Is An Aventure For You, Isn't It?

"Wake up, we have to get going," Ichigo wispered, Rukia creeked an eye open, it was still dark outside, stupid 5:30 A.M.....thing, she groaned and pulled the sheets back over her, Ichigo shrugged, "Fine, then I'll leave you here all alone, Yuzu isn't comeing home 'till about 2 in the afternoon though, and my dad's gonna be gone for the rest of the week, with me and Karin gone, you'll be here all alone, in a dark house, with no one around," she peeked out at him, "Ugh, I'm comeing, I hate you for makeing me watch 'The Grudge' last night though!" "Hey! YOU wanted to watch that! I warned you!" ".....Oh yeah," she rubbed her eyes and tumbeled out of bed, "I can't believe your dad was able to contact you in Soul Society! And of all reasons to babysit your sisters wile he's out of town!" She stated, begining to change clothes, cold air hitting bare skin, not a pleasent feeling, "Yeah but we're lucky he did! If he didn't who nos wat would've happened!" "Yes, it's a shame that Karin injured her leg so badly your FIRST DAY babysitting," she smirked slightly, she could feel his anger begin to rise, "Look YOU, at least I didn't say 'Ooopse! This injury is too servere! My Kido won't work on it!'" this time HE smirked, Rukia threw a shoe at him, "It isn't MY fault! It's an internal injury Dumby! Simple Kido dosen't work well on those, you need alot more power, like...Orihime for instance, too bad she and Uryuu are on their honeymoon NOW," "True," the door creaked open, light entering the room and a very annoyed looking Karin leaning in the doorway, "It's 5 in the morning and you two are ALREADY at it? Jeez, I don't even no how that happens!" "Well it ll started wen Rukia wouldn't wake up and-!" Rukia sqwealed in distain, brush mid-way through her hair, "YOU practically threatened me!" "Oh please! I-" "I didn't say I WANT to no!" Karin protested, shakeing her head and limping down the hall on her crutches, Ichigo and Rukia looked at eachother, "Maybe we should stop fighting, atleast wen Karin's in hearing distance," Rukia suggested, Ichigo nodded in agreement,
Rukia glared at Ichigo, "Why can't I ride shotgun?" she growled through clenched teeth, "Because the back is very small and Karin can't scrunch up her leg," Rukia blinked at him in confusion, "Right, more of a reason to ride in the back so she can lay down," Ichigo was about to snap back but then she smiled at him like she had gotten something right and he had no choice but to "Right! Why didn't I think of that? Oh well, I already promised her shotgun," Rukia pouted but walked around to the backseat anyway, "Gee, you'd think that liveing so long, surviveing an exicution, AND a war, and being married and pregnant would count for SOMETHING!" Ichigo laughed a little and shook his head, "Wen you have the baby you can ride shotgun," he laughed, "Um, hello? No cars in Soul Society," he looked back at her confused, "I thought we were haveing it here!" "No, we are haveing HER in Soul Society, wat sense does it make to live in Soul Society, but have a baby here?" "Rukia, you're ten weeks pregnant, you don't no that it's a she," "Well, I'm assumeing so untill I'm told otherwise so that I won't be calling her an 'it'," Ichigo shook his head again, this was gonna be a long day,
Amazeingly they were able to get there peacefully, it wasn't untill Ichigo was supposed to pay attention to things that everything messed up, a nurse was trying to explain to him how to treat the injury wen they got home but poor Rukia got stuck listening, incedentaly, pens, his wedding ring, and a car backfireing are more interesting, well actually, Ichigo is just easily distracted, "You are a horrible person," Rukia stated, sitting back down after listening to instructions and going back into the lounge, "So I got distracted, no big deal, you can relay," Rukia glared, "I don't care, you're lucky that I decided to come with you instead of staying out HERE alone, or YOU would be in trouble," "Oh come on Rukia! Don't be mad! YOU get distracted!" "Yes, but not wen I'm listening for instructions on how to care for someone who's injured!" "Oh please! You seem to have forgotten the incedent a few days ago! Remember? I took a blow to the head, you were supposed to give me the BLUE pills, NOT the RED ones! You gave me dog medicine! DOG medicine Rukia!" Ichigo couldn't help but laugh a bit, it was so tragic...yet so funny to hear, "Atleast now we no that you're de-wormed," JIchigo started laughing more, "Besides, it wasn't like I was EASILY distracted like YOU!" "You were distracted because you saw a deer in the window!" "It was a BABY deer, there's a diffrence!" at this point Ichigo coudn't tell if he was laughing....or crying
"'Pull aroud to the back, it'll be easier!' Tch, why not tell me that before?!" Ichigo mocked, he and Rukia were currently walking around the parking grounds hopelessly looking for their car, "Is that it?" "No," "Is that it?" "No!" "Is that it?" "NO!" "Is-" "Rukia! Every black car you see is NOT our's!" "......Is it that one?" she asked, pointing to the millionth car, "NO!" Ichigo looked around a little more, "Rukia, I think we- Rukia? Rukia?! Ah man! You HAD to run off didn't ya'!?" she was gone, "Hey Ichigo! Here's an option!" she waved, standing in front of a pink and black sports car, "Rukia, that's not-" "I no, we could borrow this one," at that moment Rukia pulled a long wire out of her purse, sticking it under the window and unlocking the car, Ichigo's mouth dropped, he couldn't believe that his wife jut highjacked a car! "You can highjack a car but you can't open a juice box?!" he screeched, she didn't pay attention to him, "I like this sucker! Let's keep it!" at that point Ichigo's lower jaw completely disconnected itsself, "NO! That is someone else's car! We can't kee it! We're not even supposed to touch it!" Rukia pouted, "But I like it," "I don't care! You can't have it! Even if you COULD keep it, wich you can't, how would you drive it?" Rukia slid the wire in the ignition, fiddled with it a moment, and started the engine, "Easy," "Rukia, PLEASE get over now!"
Well they FINALLY found the car, thanks to the owner of the sports car, who didn't mind Rukia's intrusion after Ichigo had explained that she was foreighn and, well, cluseless, earning himself a jab to the ribs, they were finally able to get back inside to the small cafe' there, "Rukia, are you SURE you don't want anything to eat?" she shook her head, "Not even strawberries?" she thought about that for a moment, "Well,....I suppose I could have a few strawberries," she replied, danceing in circles nervously, a few minutes later Ichigo turned to retreve her and saw that strawberries apparently weren't good enough, in the tower that she dared call a "pile" lay: Strawberries, along with, potato chips, chocolate bars, cookies, a peice of cake, and just wen he thought she had gotten it all, here she came with a giant pickle, wich she placed dantily on top, she grinned at him shyly and laughed embaressedly, Ichigo shook his head, "You- You always said I needed to gain weight, nows the perfect time," she giggled, Ichigo just stared, he was glad he was in a hospital, he might just have a stroke
Karin, incidentally, was still out of it wen they went back to get her, and as Ichigo got the perscription from the doctor, Rukia simply stared in horror at the "giant" (wich really was quite small but to Rukia it was huge) needle pokeing through Karin's arm, "I-Ichigo," she wined, he sighed and looked at her tiredly, "Wat?" "I-I think I'm gonna-" aaaaaand she fainted, "Rukia?! Great, now I've got two of them unconciouse," Ichigo shook his head, holding Rukia in one arm and their things in the other
Ichigo was majorly PO'd! So....aparently the first pharmacy didn't have the medicine, neither did the second, so let's try a third, luckily so far so good, "Ichigo? Can I have this?" Rukia asked, tugging on his sleve and showeing him a candy thing, "Didn't you get enough earlier? Most of wich is still in the car by the way," "But this is diffrent," at that moment the pharmasist returned, "Fine, fine," he just wanted to get this over with! But before he new it, "Can I have THIS?" now it was a plushie, "Sure," "And how about-" "Rukia, I will give you $50.00 to spend in here if you promise to leave me alone, "Ok!" amazeing how a few drug store trinkets could make her happy,
Amazeingly they got home all in one peice, Rukia weilding atleast 5 new kinds of expensive chocolates and atleast 10 new plushies, complete with a bag full of make up (wich Ichigo insisted that she didn't need but bought anyway), a few baby dresses for her, he assumed, stuffed animals (if they were for REAL animals there would be a problum!) and a bag that had a "surprise" for him, "Man, I just want to sleep for the next few millinia," he moaned, stretching out on the bed, "Aw? Are you sure about that?" Rukia's voice was very playfull, causing him to wounder wat she had done and look over at her....only to see her in a set of pink scrubs with a huge grin plastered on her face, "I had extra money and wanted to see your reaction," she read his mind, "I dunno....should I be delighted....or frightened?" she giggled and sat next to him, "You tell me," she replied, hands curving under his neck and lips meeting his, "Delighted," he moaned, causeing her to giggle again, "Very delighted," he muttered against the skin of her face as he slowly trailed kisses all the way down to her neck,"So I look good then?" "Irrisistable,"

"Pet" Issues

You wouldn't get this unless you watched "Alf" but here you go anyway ^^; http://asagi-k-kurosaki.deviantart.com/art/Pet-Issues-110137396