Never In Infinity, Will I Love You!? (Shikamaru Love) Chapter 4

I stood there thinking about going to bother someone else, but I wanted to see what he would say when he came back to reality.
"Ah, so you are Kakashi's sister that he's been bragging about so much." Gai said looking at me like I was a voodoo doll.
I started turning away because he was starting to look weird. Not that he already isn't. Then it hit me. Gai and Kakashi were rivals. I can't believe I didn't recognize the name the first time I'd heard it. I smiled like a little dork. Tenten tilted her head in confusion.
"What?" She asked curiosly.
"I have an idea. But I don't think you would want to participate. Well, you kinda have to if you have to stay with me and your sensei." I shrugged. I ran up to Gai who had just entered a clearing with another new genin team.
"Do you happen to have Saari as one of your genin, Kurenai?" Gai asked, seeming to be himself...
She looked a little confused. "Aren't we only supposed to have three students?"
I sighed pushing my way between Tenten and Neji. I pushed back Gai. "I know who my sensei is. I just felt like wandering around." I smiled.
"Take me to your sensei then." Gai ordered.
I nodded. Turned around and headed back to the place where I left them.

I got there a little bit before Gai, Lee, Tenten, and Neji did so I sat down next to Naruto waiting. Kakashi was reading a book. Must've been waiting for me to come back.
"Saari, you didn't take as long as I thought." Said Kakashi.
I shrugged. "I only found one group."
"And that would be me." Said Gai.

Never In Infinity, Will I Love You!? (Shikamaru love)

I ran through the trees searching for another team. Then I came across a weird man in a green span-dex suit. He was with three genin. One looked EXACTLY like him except his face and he was younger. I started giggling, so that man is the sensei. "Poor, poor, poor, people." I mumbled. I waltzed into the clearing. The one with the long hair was looking very annoyed. "Hello!" I said, very friendly... The man stood up, smiling.
He put his thumb up and said, "Why, hello there! What are you doing over here?"
I sat there, speachless. What... The... Heck?! Is he a mental retard? I shrugged to my question.
"You don't know who your sensei is???" Said the mini retard, "Let us escort you to all the teams and see which one claims you."
The retard smiled, "What a great idea, Lee!!!"
The one called Lee smiled, "Thank-you, Gai-sensei!!!" Ah, so the retards name is Gai.
"Come on Neji, Tenten, let's help this young genin."
The other two sighed and got up. Tenten approached me. "What's your name?" She asked.
"Saari." I smiled.
"Why are you sorry?"
I sighed, "No, my name is Saari."
She looked confused. "Why is your name sorry?"
I sat there... feeling stupid. I just hung my head. I would probably never get across to her.
Neji sighed. "Tenten, she means her name is called Saari. That's what she goes by."
Gai cocked his head. "What's your whole name, Saari?" He asked.
"Hatake, Saari." I answered inching away from him and toward Neji and Tenten.
His face went blank.

Never In Infinity, Will i Love You!? (Shikamaru Love) Chapter 2

Chapter 2
I followed Kakashi obediently to where we were supposed to meet the
team. Kakashi opened te door to have a chalk-board eraser hit him in the head. I giggled. "What's up with you...?" I couldn't say the rest, I needed to work on calling him Kakashi-sensei.
He didn't say anything. He just looked at me with disapprobal written across his face.
I looked away. I shouldn't have said anything. I need to treat him as a sensei when we are with the team, not as a brother.
Why are you LATE??? Naruto screamed. "We were told not to be late, but the sensei is the one who came late instead!"
I looked at Sasuke for a bit. He was pretty cute. I started thinking of many ways to beat him in a fight. I smiled at those thoughts. I didn't notice that they were all headed out to the roof until I heard the door close. I jumped and ran after them, I ran into the wall.

I sat down next to Sakura. And listened to what they all had to say about themselves. Then it came to me. I sighed.
"Well, tell me your name and likes, dislikes, and hopes and dreams." Kakashi ordered.
"My name is Hatake, Saari and my likes are... I... Well, how about this I like to read, write, draw, and... Well... Yeah. My dislikes are, whiney people, weaklings, and people who get in my way." I thought for a bit about my hopes and dreams. "I hope to one day become an anbu black-ops captain and I dream to maybe even get married?" I questioned myself.
"Hey!!!" Naruto yelled. "You should have to-" Naruto was cut off by me hitting him to silence.
"I'm gonna go check out the other training people." I said skipping away (If they could all have sweatdrops they all would... Except for Naruto.).

Me... Being stupid... Again.

This is probably what I'd look like in anime!!!

Me... Being stupid.

This is what I wish I look like if I were anime!