Where anything can happen. Fictional or not.
- Created By soni2009
Blue Lagoon(Black Lagoon and Sonic Twist)::3rd Hand::1
This is me up ahead.The name's Max.I am the adopted daughter of Revy" Two Hands".She works for a group called The Lagoon Company. The city was called roanaper(sp and pernounce is hard) is here we lived. This city was founded by criminals. It holds hookers,junkies,and otherblck souls. This city is home however.
Me and Revy come from a similar background. We both were abandoned at a young age. We had to kill in order to survive. We were born killers. I'm like her in a lot of ways. I swear alot, drink,love to kill,and i smoke. i kinda act like her. like my temper and my way of killing.
We first met at a bar.I was 13. They were looking for somebody that they were ordered to kill. the guy was attacking them and i shot him in the back of the head. I am as fast as her and my eye cordination is as good as her's.That why they nicknamed me "3rd Hand". They thought it would be a good idea to have another girl like revy on the team. So me and my dog, Silver Fang, joined the crew. They told me i had to stick with her so i new the routes, but evetually(sp) we became family. The whole crew is my family, but Rock needs more training.
I've been with the gang for 3 years. We work for the mofia like company. She gives us good paying jobs. Like more than 5Gs for the job...Well it depends on the job. The last job got us wined up here in another world. We were sent to get a rare gem called a Chaos Emerald, which was a piece of cake. Me and revy took out the non-cuoberative(sp) guards and grabed the damn thing. We took them out in about 1 minute since there were about 15 of them.
Later, as we got ready to leave the gem started to glow and next thing we knew, we were in the middle of another fucking world. This made Revy pissed.She wanted her pay. Luckily we saved a good postion of cash and have around 79Gs. We are lucky this world has the same money like our world.
We live in a new world for the past year and we live on an island just like home only with wierd human like creatures. We got an apartment that has 5 rooms so everyone is happy.
This story starts the day after we see a blue hedgehog like creature waving his hands in victory as he stood on a robot on the new.Such a pussy he seems like.
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Man! My head hurts like hell! Did i drink too much last night??? Probably...
I crawl out of bed and put on my top, jacket,my choker,and my goggles on and head out to the living room to find so fucking pain killers.
" Mornin, Max..." Smiled Rock while drinking coffee," What are you looking for?"
" For some god damn pain killers. Where are they,R?" I dragged myself into the kitchen.
" Top right hand shelf."
" Thanks,Rock"
I grabed 2 advil and shoved them in my mouth. I grabed 2 for "Hands"(Revy), a glass of water and head to her room. I shut the door behind me and sat on the edge of her bed after i put the medicine on the night stand.
" Hey, Rav... Revy...Yo dip shit wake up!" i shook her
" You sound like me,Max..." She chuckled tiredly.
" I got you some pain killers for you hangover."
" What about you???" She smiled taking her pills
"Took mine already... I didn't see Dutch this mornin... Here is he?"
" Probably at the market getting more shit..."
" Yeah. What about Benny?"
"He's haking into the government information records and learn more about that fucking hedgehog thing..."
" Knowing him, he is." i chuckled.
"... I'm going to the black market and getting more bullet for us... And more cigarettes..."
" Fine by me... If ya see Dutch, tell him to grab me some rum before hitting home."
" No prob, Rev." I smiled as i left the room with SF(Silver Fang) by my side.
I grabed my guns, put them in my pockets, and got ready to go. Rock looks up from the News.
"Where you going,Max?"
" To get some cigarettes and ammo."
" Becareful.."
" Rock...Don't forget...I'm the daughter of "2 hands"." I smiled deviously(sp)
" Oh, yeah." He rubbed the back of his head in embaressment.
" Well, See ya later." I left the house.
As i made it to the market, i saw Dutch. I waved him to come over here.
He did as he was signaled. He was carrying some paper bags. About 4 of them.
" Finally woke up i see." He chuckled
" Shut up... Revy wanted some rum...I'm getting some cigarettes and ammo."
" Alright...You have your guns???"
" Yeah. Their in my pockets like always."
" Remind me to get you some proper gun holsters."
" Ya don't have to do that... That's what Rock is for..." I laughed.
" You sound like your mother."
" What can i say." I smiled.
" Well, i'll see you later." He headed for the apartment.
" Alright, Dutch."
We made it to the ammo shop i like the best. . They make them since they don't have the equipment to make the lazer guns like th G.U.N. has. Their names are Shang and Lein. Both are vixens, but Shang is boss and is a red vixen. Lien is a Green vixen and makes the ammo.They make the best bullets.I say lazers are easier to dodge and not as damaging as bullets. They forgot how painful bullets are... What pussies...
"Hey,Max... Need more more ammo?" Asked Lein.
" Yeah... We might be making a trip to the city... I think Metropilis... Or something like that... Where's Shang?"
" Buisness(sp) trip. I'm in charge until she comes back until tomarrow."
" I see... We've finally got a job offer."
" Sounds like good forune is heading your ways."
" Yeah, It's 10Gs if we deliver the package. They'll even double it if we deliver it earlier then excpeted."
" When is it due???" She said handing me 5 bags of ammo.
" When we get the package from our first destination, we would have to get it there in 4 days. We'll definetlly get the double pay."
" Yeah. Your team is very good with fire power. Exspecially you and your mom."
" Thanks, Lien. I'll tell her you said that. That would make her day if Rock Started to piss her of this mornin."
" Yeah..." She laughed.
" Where are the cigarettes again?"
" Just walk a little until you see a shop called " Heaven's Fountain". They have drinks and cigarettes for a cheap price."
" Thanks... We'll get the big stuff in the back dock before we leave."
I tooke off.
" Alright, Max." She waved goodbye.
We make it to the shop to see an racoon woman with brown bird like wings, sitting there. She looked to be in her mid-20s.
" Is this the "heaven's Fountain"?"
" Yeah... What would you like???"
" I would like a carten of camel... And 2 bottles of asian rum."
" Today's your lucky day. You buy on carten, You get another on free."
" Can i have some matches too?"
" Sure, no problem... Each carten has 10 cigarette packs." She said putting the cigarettes and matches in one bagand the rum in another.
" That would last use the whole way and back and still have alot left over. Thanks." I said paying the woman around 135 bucks
" No problem... Come again."
I lite a cigarette and began to walk home with a total of 7 bags all together.3 in my left as for 4 in my right. As we entered the house, i could smell pizza with alot of meat on it. Ma must have ordered pizza again.
" Hey, kiddo. How was the shopping?" Smiled Benny
" Great actually. I got the good cigarettes for a damn good price. I got 10 packs and another 10 free. So i didn't have to pay for much. Oh, here, Catch Revy." I tossed her a bottle of fine asian rum.
" Oh, yeah. The good stuff." She smiled.
I handed the ammo to Dutch so he could put it in the ship. I grabed a slice of pizza and handed it to SF and grabed myself a slice.
" Hey, Benny? Did ya get any info on that hedgehog from the news yet?" I asked shoving some pizza in my mouth.
" Not much...I think i have to search for something specific."
" As i was getting the goods, i kept hearing about this hedgehog named Sonic. Maybe that could be him. Think you can get info from that on the Government's Media search?"
" Probably."
" Alright. I think we might get the lead... Hey ma."
" Hey what." She asked taking another sip of her drink. The bottle was half empty already.
" Shang was on a trip so Lein was on duty. I told her about the job we got and she said we have a good chance on getting double with you on the team."
" Awww... That was nice of her... I think i'm tearin up." She said sarcasticly.
" I'll be in my room until we leave. We are leaving tonight, right Dutch?"
" Yeah.. We'll stop at the shop to get the last bit of ammo before for we take off."
" I know. I gave a heads up for Lein. She's probably got all our shit together already." i said heading in my room.
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As we boaded the Metropelis docks,Dutch hands me something. It was wraped in newspaper.
" I got them before i reached the base.They were a cheap price. Not to mention their still in good condition."
I took the paper of and smiled as i put it on and put my guns in it. They were holsters. A good pair too.
"Thanks, Dutch...Now lets get the job done." I smiled deviously(sp)
We entered the building and got out orders. We had to give this group out near Spigonia(sp?) an artifact that was over a million years old. We head to the ship and got on our way.
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As i sit on the top of the ship, smelling the salty sea air while smoking a cigarette, i could smell heat from something... But what? I than began to hear a roarign sound. Like it was from a plane or something. I hear Silver wimper abit, then began to growl his attack growl while looking up. I looked up and saw a red and yellow aircraft with a chibi version of that old man from the .G.U.N. reports. His name is Dr.Robotnik ,but everyone calls him Dr.Eggman.
The name sounds like shit either way ya say it. I head to the brig to tell the others. They already knew thanks to Benny's new radiar.
Next thing we knew, the ship was shooting at us. It stopped after about 5 minutes of his bullshit. Me and Revy had the perfect plan. Since the ship has all that tecno stuff, he couldn't handle the old fashion goodness we have. So me and Revy grabed the mega launcher and aimed it at the ship's on engine.
" Eat this ya old cockshucker!!!!" We yelled at the same time as we shot them off.
We watch them it it and the one engine exploding. Then we loaded another round and shot the other one. It was an awesome site, seeing a firey ship go down backwards.
" Now that shit head won't deal with us now would he???" I laughed
" If he had the balls... But he can't even lift his sorry ass of his stupid hover chair. Come on kiddo. Lets celebrate..." Smiled Revy.
As we head for the brig, but the old man had one last thing to do... He shot a a rocket missle at the one side of the ship. It missed but it had gave the water such force, it started to back the ship tip.
I lost my balance and fell. I grabed the railing as Dutch was trying to get us back to normal without killing ourselves. My hand began to slip as the sweat made my grib lossen. But something grabed my wrist and began to pull me up. It was Revy...
" I ain't losing my pargner in crime anytime soon." She smiled.
Finally, Butch got the ship back on it's ass. We were lucky we didn't get hit. But luck ain't got anything to do with it...
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We made it to our destination... It was an old man that hired us to do this job?!? He looks ugly!!! I've seen shit better looking that him!!!!
As we left, i felt someone watching me. I loaded my gun up and walked causiously.Then a huge gust of wind came over us. What the hell was that???? I then felt something in my pocket... It was a note. How the hell did that get in there???
We sailed off and headed back to home. I was in my room/cell, sitting on my bed in wonder of how that note got in my jacket pocket. I took it out and unfolded it.
" Dear Beautiful gun woman,
Why do you use guns to solve your lif's problem?
Can you use other ways of solving problems without
fighting??? I love to meet you in person. Past
those eyes of a killer, is a beautiful woman wait-
ing to be swept of her feet by her knight of golden
armer. Can't see her??? You just have to look
really deep in yourself. Still can't see her???
Maybe i can help you...
Love,
S.H"
Who's S.H? Well, Who ever it is, I'll be hearing more from him... And how can i talk to him back??? Will i meet him? Those words.... Hit me good... They hit me where bullets can't reach...
