These are the one's that apply to me:

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an ass.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be crazy.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I am a FANGIRL,so I MUST be crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN,so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STERETYPE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm a LESBIAN,so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.