Episode 5: How to Capture an Assassin with a Terrible Temper
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Okay, a few notes before we start this episode. One: I, Alazne, am no longer a Pokemon. I am now a trainer. Two: Four of my "pokemon" are my original characters. They are Leo (think England from Hetalia without the eyebrows, a cheery personality like Spain's and dirty blonde hair), Christian (think Dark Mousy with green eyes, shorter black hair and more violent and punk-y), Ryuko (think this guy but with a smile), and finally Richard (think This picture of Hiroya from Bleach with a very serious attitude and square glasses). Third: One of the characters mentioned would be Caius from the otome game "Frozen Essence". Although I may say otherwise, he is not actually mine. (This is a picture of him). Fourth: We don't own Shugo Chara either (Ikuto and Amulet Spade make appearences).
Now, enjoy~!
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Naiko: Ah... time to start my first gym battle with the leader; Bridgette...
Alazne: *cough cough* OUR *cough cough*
Naiko: But I only have one pokemon... Ah yes.. "our". Wait, Alazne... We only have one pokemon between us! And I mean... it IS bridgette we're up against.. *shudders*
Alazne: Don't worry~ I have a bunch! ^^
Naiko: Really? Who?
Alazne: Christian, Richard, Ryuko and Leo.
Naiko: Whoa. I'm jealous D:
Alazne: I love my team~ =w=
Naiko: Hm... I need to catch more pokemon .
Alazne: *snuggling Pokeballs* I love my men~ And I'll help! 8D
Naiko: Alrighty.... *enters route, and spies a cluster of Amu* Ah! I forgot! Ikuto's special ability: Fangirl Bait.
Alazne: *cat ears and tail perk up* Did I hear FANGIRL BAIT?? *notices a dark shadow at the edge of the random forest* Hm? *goes to investigate*
Naiko: Huh?
Alazne: Hello? Anyone he- *pulled into the shadows*
Naiko: :OOOOOO OHMAGOD ALAZNE! ...Eh. She has four pokemon; she can take care of herself.
Alazne: What the he- *looks at her "kidnapper"* 8D CAIUS!!!! *hugging* OMGOMGOMG! AYE WUB WOO!!! *snuggling*
Caius: What the hell?!
Naiko: *encounters a wild Amulet Spade* GO IKUTO!!!!!
Amulet Spade: EEEKKKK IKUTOOO <333333
Alazne: *still hugging Caius* I want you to be mine~
Caius: DREAM ON BITCH!
*Amulet Spade is infatuated*
Naiko: *heard what Caius said from where he was* Ouch...
Alazne: Fine! *pouting* Go, Christian! *to Caius* I WILL make you mine! >8D
Naiko: *throws pokeball*
*Alazne has gone insane*
Amulet Spade: Eeeeeeeekkk <3333333
Alazne: Christian! Divine Justice!
*Christian used DIVINE JUSTICE*
Caius: WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?!
Alazne: Don't question it, okay~? ^^
*Caius used KNIFE THROW*
*IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE*
Alazne: God dammit. -_-;;
Naiko: *while cuddling new pokeball* Ohhhh. She's lost all of her marbles.
Alazne: CHRISTIAN! HOLY RAIN!
*Christian used HOLY RAIN*
*CAIUS IS UNABLE TO MOVE!*
Naiko: *checks RDAHAL-dex* Well, well, well. Amulet Spade has a type advantage over Caius!
Caius: How does that equate to me not moving?!
Alazne: *tosses pokeball* YOU'RE ALL MINE NOW~! 8D
Caius: *swats pokeball away*
Alazne: *heartbroken* D:
Naiko: You know Caius' special abilty, right?
Alazne: TT.TT Which is what? Assassinate?
Naiko: Nope! xD He won't sumbit to anyone he has a type advatage over and the only pokemon we have who is strong against Caius is my Amulet Spade.
Alazne: ... I'm gonna capture him on my own! D8< Christian! Return! Go, Leo!
Naiko: Well good luck... *grabs popcorn and watches the futility* When you're ready to give up to Caius' extreme power, tell me.
Alazne: Oh shut up! Leo, you're equal to him, so make this count! Leo! Use Lion's Pride and knock him to the ground!
Leo: On it! >:3
Naiko: Hmmm... Nope, useless.
*Leo tackles Caius to the ground and then end up in a rather "suggestive" position*
Alazne: ... *nosebleed* Must... concentrate... 0w0
Caius: GET OFFA ME!
Leo: Can't~! *winks* Alazne's orders.
Naiko: *takes pictures* FANGIRLS COME AND GET IT!
Alazne: 0w0 Yeah, just stay like that for a moment.
Naiko: Mwahahaahaahahahaha! I'll be RICH >:D
Alazne: *shakes her head* Okay! Enough fangirling!
Naiko: I so enjoy using men's awkwardness to my advantage. >:D
Caius: Grrrrrrr.... GET OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW! *throws Leo off of him, but Leo catches his wrist and pulls him back to the ground. They land in a similar position, only the roles are reversed*
Alazne: 0w0
Naiko: Oh. So they're one of those flexible partners, eh?
Alazne: I'm assuming so.
Caius: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Naiko: Caius, dude, you're already fangirl bait. Embrace your gift and make ME tons of money.
Leo: *twitches for a second, then pushes Caius back to the ground* Sorry, my pride kicked in. ^^;
Caius: Pride, my ass! You're just sick!
Leo: ^^; No, I'm really not...
Naiko: This is the longest pokebattle EVER.
Alazne: *thinking* Now's my chance! 8D
Naiko: He's really not that bad. The really sick one is that girl over there. *points to Alazne*
Alazne: *walks over to where Caius and Leo are fighting(?) and taps Caius with a Pokeball*
*The Pokeball blinks three times and then stops moving*
Leo: Awww~.
Alazne: *picks up the pokeball* Fusosososososososososo~ HE'S ALL MINE, BITCHES!!!!! 8DDDDDDDD *cheering*
Naiko: Wow, that was creative. Using sex appeal to get around his special ability... Nice... Cruel, but nice.
Alazne: ^^ And that is why you don't underestimate a rabid fangirl. Return, Leo! *Leo returns disappointed* So, I'm assuming you got Amulet Heart?
Naiko: I got Amulet Spade. Cheerleaders aren't my type.
Alazne: Oh. My bad. XD And good to know?
Caius: *from inside his Pokeball* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?! LET ME OUT!
Me: Oh, shush. *taps the Pokeball*
Naiko: Wow... what an interesting episode.
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