Igniting the Flame

Fifth Spark:

[Next day]

Dia: Eduardo! Eduardo!

Eduardo: What on earth-

Dia: I need your help! [holding the cat]

Eduardo: I told you, I’m not helping-

Dia: A name!

Eduardo: What…?

Dia: I’m trying to choose a name for this lil’ guy! I have some in mind, but I’m not sure which one I like best.

Eduardo: … [pinches the bridge of his nose] [irritated] What do you have in mind?

Dia: [smiles] Okay! So I have Ventus, Shadow, Eddie or Rick.

Eduardo: What was that third one?

Dia: Eddie! [^o^]

Eduardo: Why Eddie?

Dia: His eyes are like yours! One’s hazel, the other’s a reddish-orange. [holds up the cat for him to take] See?

Eduardo: … [looks away, shy] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dia: [smiling] So which do you like best?

Eduardo: Hm. Shadow or… [mumbles] Eddie…

Dia: [beaming] Eddie it is! [runs off, shouting Russell and Thomas’ names]

~*~

Russell: Eddie…

Dia: Yep! A name makes it more appealing to potential owners because it gives it more of a personality.

Thomas: But why Eddie?

Dia: [snuggling the cat by her face] ‘Cause it was cute…

Russell: I can’t believe Cap let you keep that thing.

Dia: I can’t really keep it; I have to find a home for it at the next port. [sighs] Which really sucks because he’s sooooooo cuteeeeee….

Thomas: [smiles] You really like that cat, don’t you?

Dia: Of course! It’s a natural instinct for a girl to like cute things, especially tiny young animals like a kitten. [snuggles it] Sho kewt~ <3

[Russell and Thomas suddenly back away slowly in fright]

Dia: What are you guys doing- HEY! [Eduardo snatches the kitten up]

Eduardo: Enough messing around. You have work to do. [walks away with the cat in hand]

Dia: Oh no! Eddie!

Eduardo: Work or this thing goes to the sharks.

Dia: TToTT Nooooo!!!

~*~

Dia: [walking into the navigation room after finishing her work] E-Eduardo? [gulps] Is Eddie- [she stops walking in when she sees Eduardo setting a small bowl of milk in front of the cat. Quietly, she sneaks up behind him and covers his eyes with her hands.]

Dia: Guess who~!

Eduardo: Let’s see… [smiling] Dia?

Dia: [smiles back] Too easy, huh? [sits down next to him] So you really do have a heart.

Eduardo: It looked thirsty and you’d yell at me if I didn’t take care of it.

Dia: [scratching the cat’s ears] Am I that scary?

Eduardo: Not scary. Annoying.

Dia: Aw, you’re so mean! [playfully smacks him on the arm]

[Eduardo roughly takes her wrists and pins her to the floor]

Eduardo: [sadistic smile] Mean? I can me much more than that, you know.

Dia: Wha- How did you move so fast?!

Eduardo: You should react faster. [kisses her neck]

Dia: Mmmmmng… I… thought you weren’t interested in a kid like me.

Eduardo: I’m beginning to rethink that. [kisses her forehead and smoothes her bangs back] You are really different, after all. [stands up and extends his hand] Come on, we’re going to miss dinner.

Dia: [takes it] You’re like a hurricane…

~*~

[As they are walking…]

Eduardo: A hurricane?

Dia: [sighs and lifts up her arms in an exasperated manner] One minute you threaten to kill me, [thinking] the next you act really sexy, [speaking] the next kind and sweet, and yet the next you act like a prince only to revert back to your usual sadistic and cold-blooded self. It’s hard to keep up sometimes.

Eduardo: In other words, you’re saying I’m bipolar.

Dia: Not bipolar, persay. More like… you have epic mood swings.

Eduardo: … You’re really something…

Dia: Uh, not that I mind or anything but do you really plan on holding my hand for everyone to see?

Eduardo: If anyone asks, you fell and grabbed my hand to get up.

Dia: … [glomps him] White Eduardo~!

Eduardo: Hey! Let go of me!

Dia: N~nope! And by the way, you’re being Black Eduardo right now. Not very cute.

Eduardo: You’re annoying.

Dia: You’re grumpy.

Eduardo: Loud.

Dia: Sadistic.

Eduardo: Childish.

Dia: Randomly perverted.

Eduardo: [whispers in her ear with a wicked smile] Virgin.

Dia: Taboo word!

Eduardo: Don’t yell like that.

Dia: Sorry… [lets go of him and hugs his arm]

Eduardo: Stop clinging to me so much.

Dia: Why?

Eduardo: [holds his gun to her head] OFF.

Dia: [let’s go] Sorry!!!

Eduardo: You need to be disciplined more. [backs her up against a wall with another evil smile]

Dia: Meep!

Eduardo: How should I punish you tonight?

Dia: [frightened, trembling] H-How…?

Eduardo: [leans closer] There are various methods, of course. Perhaps I’ll let you choose.

[Dia, scared stiff, says nothing. Thankfully, Nathan happens to be walking by and pushes Eduardo away from her]

Nathan: Eduardo, chill. You’re freaking her out.

Dia: [thinking] WHEN DOESN’T HE?

Eduardo: Hmph. She needs a backbone.

Dia: You need to be nicer!

Eduardo: [cocks his gun] Oh?

Dia: D’8 I miss White Eduardo…

Nathan: You traumatized her and now she’s saying nonsense.

Eduardo: Tch. She’s fine. She has this notion that I have a kind side to me and she’s dubbed that “White Eduardo”.

Dia: >’8 White Eduardo… SHOOT!!! [runs out]

Eduardo and Nathan: …

Dia: [runs back into the hallway holding the cat] Nathan! You haven’t met this guy yet, have you? [lifts him up] Meet Eddie!

Nathan: [pointing] Is that a cat?

Dia: Yep! [smiles] Captain said I could keep it-!

Eduardo: ‘Till the next port.

Dia: >3< So mean!

Eduardo: It’s the truth.

Nathan: A cat… [smirks] Good thinking. Thomas’s been saying that there are some mice in the storeroom. Apparently they’ve been eating some of the food. That cat’ll get rid of them.

Dia: [beaming] I actually did something right! [punches the air with her free fist and the cat lifts his respective paw along with her]

Eduardo: o.o …

Nathan: Are you going to set that cat down and help me with dinner or not?

Dia: Right! [sets Eddie down and it rubs up against Eduardo’s legs] D’Awwww~

Eduardo: What…?

Dia: He likes you! ^^

Eduardo: Tch. [looks away, blushing]

[Dia smiles in response]