Akatsuki School: Tobi's Field Trip

The next day, all the seven year olds brought a packed lunch to their class. Kakuzu brought his money, yet had no intention of using any of it, Deidara brought his clay and was planning to use his camera that he put on his eye, Sasori brought his puppets, Hidan brought his reaper staff as usual, Tobi brought a video camera, and Kisame brought his trusty sword as well.

“Okay everyone, get on the bus, Zetsu and I will put your lunches up,” Konan told the class.

Everyone piled onto the bus. Zetsu and Konan set the lunches into a cooler and set it in the front of the bus. Konan sat by Zetsu; the cooler on the other front seat, Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi sat in the same bus seat, while Itachi sat by Kisame in the back of the bus, Hidan sat with Kakuzu in the bus seat beside them, and the principal Pein drove the bus.

“Why’s the principal driving the bus?” Tobi asked Sasori.

“We have only three adults in the school that’s the leader, Ms. Konan, and counsellor Minato, so he doesn’t trust us alone with Konan ever since we got banded from the movie theater. Now, he said he’d attend the Akatsuki field trips while Minato watches over the school,” Sasori said not looking at Tobi or changing his expression.

Tobi tried to imagine the kind counsellor running the school while the leader was gone along with them, yet he kept thinking about something else and was unable to.

The bus drove away from the school and it had been a few hours. The seven year olds were all bored and couldn’t do anything because of road bumps and potholes. Tobi turned his video cam on and decided to act like an interviewer.

Tobi disappeared from his seat and appeared in the seat in front of Itachi and Kisame. “Tobi?!” Hidan said surprised, “What the hell are you doing back here?!”

“Tobi’s being a good boy and using the Tobi cam to interview you,” Tobi replied with the camera pointing at them.

Kisame grabbed the camera out of Tobi’s hands and yelled, “All people that eat fish are sickos! How would you like it if I ate you? Huh?!” Kisame was starting to frighten Tobi as bad as Hidan did when Tobi walked into him doing his religious tradition, and Hidan was trying to kill Tobi. Tobi was getting very frightened so he swiped, turned his camera off, and disappeared back to his seat beside Deidara. “How many hours has it been?” Deidara asked Sasori.

“About one and a half,” Sasori said looking out the window.

“Ms. Konan?” Deidara said hanging onto the seat.

“What is it Deidara?” Konan asked turning to him.

“Where are we going on this field trip anyway?”