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    ajLOVEStobi

    Otaku Legend | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply

    lol that was hilarious!!!!!

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    DeidaraNarutoClan

    Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply

    Sorry, videos online, well they're technically songs, but you get the idea...

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    DeidaraNarutoClan

    Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply

    @Nanao44:

    Now you can see why I like these songs. They are funny and I can relate to both.

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    Nanao44

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply

    @DeidaraNarutoClan:

    Nice...lol

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    Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply

    Once upon a time, in the Akatsuki hideout…
    Konan: Morning, Pein!
    Pein: Hi, Konan~
    Konan: How’s life?
    Pein: Disappointing!
    Konan: What’s the matter?
    Pein: The catering company laid me off.
    Konan: Oh, I’m sorry!
    Pein: Me too!
    I mean, look at me!
    I’m ten years out of college, and
    I always thought ---
    Konan: What?
    Pein: No, it sounds stupid.
    Konan: Aww, come on!
    Pein: When I was little
    I thought I would be…
    Konan: What?
    Pein: A big comedian
    On late night TV
    But now I’m thirty-two
    Konan: OMG REALLY?! You are OLD!! Ewwwwwwww!
    Pein: And as you can see
    Neji: That’s because it’s your destiny… and you aren’t destined to change your destiny…
    Konan: And who the heck are you?!
    Pein: I’m not
    Konan: Nope!
    (Is she still listening T_T)
    Pein: Oh Well,
    It sucks to be me.
    *goes to emo corner*
    Konan: Nooo.
    Pein: It sucks to be me.
    Konan: No!
    Sasuke: *sniff*
    T_T you are stealing MY emo corner!
    Konan: IT’S THE EMO CLOUD OF DOOM!!!
    Pein: It sucks to be broke
    And unemployed
    And turning thirty-three.
    (He talks too much)
    Pein: It sucks to be me.
    Konan: Oh, you think your life sucks?
    *nods*
    Pein: I think so.
    Konan: Your problems aren’t so bad!
    Pein: Oh, really?!
    Konan: I’m kinda pretty
    And pretty smart.
    Thanks, I like romantic things
    Like music and art.
    (Must… get rid of Sasori and Deidara, and Itachi)
    *Intent to kill*
    Deidara: ART IS A BANG, UN!
    Sasori: No way… Art lasts forever…
    Konan: And as you know
    I have a gigantic heart
    So why~~~~~~~~
    Pein: OMG PLZ DON’T CRY! DON’T CRY!
    Konan: Don’t I have a boyfriend?
    $#@&
    It sucks to be me!
    Pein: Me too.
    Konan: It sucks to be me.
    Pein: It sucks to be me.
    It sucks to be Pein…
    Konan: And Konan
    Pein: To not have a job!
    Konan: To not have a date!
    Pein: It sucks to be me.
    Konan: It sucks to be me.
    *both cry*
    Tobi: Lalalala…~
    Pein: Hey, Tobi~ Deidara~
    Can you settle something for us?
    Deidara: Stupid Tobi… un
    Tobi: Ouch
    Pein: Do you have a second?
    Deidara: Uh huh
    Konan: Whose life sucks more?
    Pein’s or mine?
    Tobi: Ours!
    Deidara: Ours!
    We live together.
    Tobi: We’re as close as people can get.
    Deidara: We’ve been the best of buddies…
    Konan: Aww… Isn’t that cute, Pein?
    Tobi: Ever since the day we met.
    Pein: Yea…
    Deidara: So he knows lots of ways
    To make me really upset.
    Tobi: WHAT?!
    Deidara: Oh, every day is an aggravation
    Tobi: Come on, that’s an exaggeration!
    Konan: OMG it’s the evil Tobi!!!
    Deidara: You leave your clothes out.
    You put your feet on my chair.
    Tobi: Oh yeah?
    You do such anal things
    Like ironing your underwear
    Deidara: HEY YOU PROMISED NEVER TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!!!
    *lol*
    Deidara: You make that very small apartment
    We share a hell
    Tobi: So do you,
    That’s why I’m in hell too!
    Deidara: It sucks to me!
    Tobi: No, it sucks to be me!
    Deidara: It sucks to be me!
    Everyone: Is there anyone here
    It doesn’t suck to be?
    Everyone + Sasuke and Sasori: It sucks to be me!