@21Emmz12:

how bout dis

da person friez da fish and da frog eetz da fly den sits on da kat

@renjifangirl18:

xDDDDDDDD Whutta quick ending o.0 xD

C yaz‼ ☺
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

..an da frog is chasin a fly thatz chasin a person datz chasin da kat datz chasin a fish datz chasin a frog datz chasin a fly thatz chasin a person datz chasin da kat datz chasin a fish datz chasin a frog datz chasin a fly thatz chasin a person datz chasin da kat datz chasin a fish datz chasin a frog datz............

yea in neva ends
da fly iz swatted by da person da frog stops hoppin da fish stops chasin da kat getz da fish

dis stori iz dun x3

@renjifangirl18:

xDDDDD it neva endz!!!!!! =S

C yaz‼ =P
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

an da frog is chasin a fly thatz chasin a person datz chasin da kat datz chasin a fish datz chasin a frog datz chasin a fly thatz chasin a person datz chasin da kat datz chasin a fish datz chasin a frog datz chasin a fly thatz chasin a person datz chasin da kat datz chasin a fish datz chasin a frog datz............

fufufu

@renjifangirl18:

..........& den da fish waz chasin da frog!

C yaz‼ xDDDDDDD
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

teh kitteh wuz chacin da fish :3

@renjifangirl18:

KITTY! :D

C yaz‼ ^___________^
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

lollollollollolololol

<>< ((((((((((((((

(^.) ))))))))))><>

(((( (.^)

happi kitteh

@renjifangirl18:

xDDDDDD

C yaz‼ ^w^
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

seez it x3

@renjifangirl18:

ok! =P

C yaz‼ :)
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

i have anotha i'll try =D

@renjifangirl18:

xDDDDDDDDDlolz

C yaz‼
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

gwahh

itz workin on meh

(>3>)

-seez avi-

Uheeeee hehehehehehe x'D

@renjifangirl18:

Lolz =P

C yaz‼ ☺
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

an meh avi helps sum too 8^B

@renjifangirl18:

^w^

C yaz‼ ☺
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

jus doin meh job
one smile at a time 6(^w^)

@renjifangirl18:

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lmfao datz waz goood! xDDDD

C yaz‼ ♫
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

i wuz der a minit ago

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn't pay for it.

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

ansering machine messagez
Hello you have reached the [blank] residence. All of our operators are busy. Your call will be processed in the order it was received. (Annoying music...) Due to a large volume of calls, all of our operators are bu... (Ringing phone.) Hello, we're sorry were not home right now, so please leave your message after the beep.

-on da floor shaking cuz shez laffin so hard-

@renjifangirl18:

Lolz, alrite :)

C yaz‼ ^^
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

yes go do dat
i alwayz hav fun der

@renjifangirl18:

xDDDDDD Hahaha, i'll havta check dat site out! :D

C yaz‼
Alwayz BELIEVE

@21Emmz12:

http://http://www.ahajokes.com/clean_jokes.html

hav fun!

|J|R|O|C|K|E|R|S| - My Anti Drug ☺

@clueless101:

Thankx! :D

C yaz‼ :)
Alwayz BELIEVE

@renjifangirl18:

xDDDDDDDD
omfg datz freaking hilarious!!!! xDDDDD
Where did yaz find dat! xDDD

C yaz‼
Alwayz BELIEVE

Very nice screen shot. *Hugs and favs*

ok ok here'z somethin funni ta read

OMG dey kinda make sense
Redneck computer terms

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

xDDDD

Hick computer terms
Redneck computer terms

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.

Log Off: Don't add no wood.

Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.

Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.

Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.

Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.

Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.

Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.

Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.

Byte: That's what the flies do.

Chip: What to munch on.

Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.

Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.

Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.

Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.

Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.

Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.

Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.

Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.

Port: Fancy wine.

Enter: C'mon in.

Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

-lmao- ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
-wipez eyez-