wingedshadowwolf

Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/14/13 | Reply

Table legs; Part of a complete breakfast!
tailsinger

Otakuite+ | Posted 12/13/13 | Reply

Ame: I don't think this is what mom meant when she said it'd put wood in your stool.
eijiforever

Grand Otaku | Posted 12/10/13 | Reply

Ame: Is that how I get my teeth sharp?
(edit: I missed these caption battles)

Last edited by eijiforever at 8:22:34 AM EST on December 10, 2013.
Eluria

Senior Otaku | Posted 12/09/13 | Reply

when they said she had a leg biting problem, this isn't specifically what came to mind.
Aryia

Grand Otaku | Posted 12/09/13 | Reply

Is there still going to be a november member promotions ? :3
KeenHavoc

Grand Otaku | Posted 12/08/13 | Reply

A public reminder that if you don't want to share your things,
please have your parents spayed or neutered to help control the sibling population.
Thank You.

Last edited by KeenHavoc at 12:26:50 AM EST on December 10, 2013.
Schultzie

Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/07/13 | Reply

@moonlight maiden:
*yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FaithlessFighter

Otaku Legend | Posted 12/06/13 | Reply

Taking the term House-Broken to a new extreme.
moonlight maiden

Otaku Legend | Posted 12/05/13 | Reply

One case where a bite is worse than the bark.
HawaiianBabidoll

Pro-Procrastinator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/04/13 | Reply

When the table tastes better than the meal, it might be time to take a cooking class.
MidnightEclipse

Otakuite | Posted 12/01/13 | Reply

Always remember to feed your children. The result of failing shown here.
Allie Elric

Otaku Legend | Posted 12/01/13 | Reply

Ame: I can see a strand of fur sticking out of her butt.... Should I....

omg i'm sorry
KeenHavoc

Grand Otaku | Posted 12/01/13 | Reply

When regular diapers get shredded, there's going to be more than just teething rubble on the floor.
Next time trust in new bite proof Puggies.
Puggies: Vet tested, pediatrician approved.

Last edited by KeenHavoc at 2:03:29 PM EST on December 1, 2013.
Schultzie

Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/30/13 | Reply

I hope Hana has a good dental plan that covers splinters in werewolf jaws. . .
Karmira

The Dreamer (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/30/13 | Reply

Ame: The neighbors should be nicer to mother. Yuki has anger issues.

Last edited by Karmira at 5:52:56 PM EST on November 30, 2013.
dr Muraki

Otakuite++ | Posted 11/30/13 | Reply

Although I can't be part of the contest...

Ame: males are always fascinated by legs but at least he isn't in puberty!!

ps - this one is a bit streched...but very glad the caption battles are back!
Zuzu Uchiha

Otaku Legend | Posted 11/30/13 | Reply

Ame: and you wonder why we don't have nice things
cowboysean

Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

mocking Canadians by becoming a beaver is not okay
Angel

Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

they always said iron was the best chew toy for pup's teeth
7thEvaChild

Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

For what its worth, Ame did try to stop Yuki from eating the furniture, but their mom said they were cutting back on how much food they were making for Thanksgiving, so....

-7thEvaChild

PS ~ ive been wondering whats happened to our caption battles....
Neko Nana Mode

Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

Ame's best beaver impersonation. Yumi is very impressed.

NNM
Kailith

Eternal Scout (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

@CitrusStorm:
And now, the weather.
Creshendeath

Otaku Legend | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

ame:that is a diet i call thanksgiving table ala mode.
Dragonflyte

Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

Ame: Aw Yuki, save me a leg!

Last edited by Dragonflyte at 3:38:12 AM EST on November 29, 2013.
CitrusStorm

Grand Otaku | Posted 11/29/13 | Reply

Please be advised that a noticeable taste of table leg is not part of any test protocol but is a nutritious side effect of the Wolf Children Science Material Wooden Nourishment Structure which may, in semi-frequent cases, nourish dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
Dranzerstorm

Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

I can't enter anyway because of being from the UK but I'll do a caption anyway.

"How to Train your Puppy Part 1: Furniture is not a chew toy"
KeybladeMewKasa

SHSL Lamebutt (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

Yuki was told that she wasn't getting enough fiber in her diet, so she decided to take measures into her own hands.
cougarsama

LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

I am an Iams wolf.
DemonKingAtticus

A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

Don't worry: breastfeeding them was just as bad.
Hisaishi

News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

My request as not fallen upon deaf ears! Caption battle is back, baby!

Anyway, let's see what we have here:

The big story of the National Dog Show was the Japanese Feral Dog's poor showing, after it proceeded to eat the judge's table.

Last edited by Hisaishi at 1:15:38 PM EST on November 28, 2013.
kita mikichi

Chibi Artist Girl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

Ame: Does that taste good?
byakuyarox1

Golden Phoenix (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

Ame: So that's what happened to grandma...

Last edited by byakuyarox1 at 12:41:54 PM EST on November 28, 2013.
CelestialSushi

Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

Hana: *gasp* That is mahogany!

(Are the caption contests coming back?? :D I've missed them...)
Aryia

Grand Otaku | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

Ooh caption battle! This sounds like fun, unfortunately I'm not from the US or Canada :)
tsubasachro

Transient Rain (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

I'm having baby sitting flashbacks… Two year old gave me a black eye...
Adam

Baron Von Kumichou (Founder) | Posted 11/28/13 | Reply

I'll start: Ame is shocked to see that Yuki has started Thanksgiving without him.