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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/02/11 | Reply

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is why reading The Family Circus is really just a terrible idea.

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/30/11 | Reply

    Ahh crap, now the toilet paper is now out of reach.

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    Detective Mask (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/30/11 | Reply

    Sigh...where's Jackie Chan when you need him?

    (Yeah, it's such a dated reference.)


    Last edited by The Mask at 2:35:18 PM CDT on October 1, 2011.


    "Students, be ambitious!"

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 09/29/11 | Reply

    This is how Gundam 00 really ended.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 09/29/11 | Reply

    -police report- Toilet stolen at local station cops have nothing to go on
    Guy: huh you don't say

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    Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/28/11 | Reply

    Despite the earthquake and tsunami having to go through Japan, Oto-san Michishio still got his business done

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/28/11 | Reply

    "Hey Honey, Did you hear that those MythBusters guys are back in town?!
    ...Honey?"

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/28/11 | Reply

    I think its time to touch up the paint work


    Last edited by cheatah1997 at 7:44:56 AM CDT on September 28, 2011.

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    The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/28/11 | Reply

    That awkward moment when your parents walk in at the worst possible scene they could have chosen to represent your favorie anime.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/27/11 | Reply

    @aquafoxx:

    Some people will read that caption, my sister and I sang it!

    Now off to Youtube to find the video!

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    Dovahkiin (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/27/11 | Reply

    Sometimes you just wish that you could be that oblivious.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/27/11 | Reply

    Someone had too much bran in his diet

    OR

    Remember the scene from Jurrassic Park that the Lawyer gets eaten by the T-Rex? Well, this is not it!

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/27/11 | Reply

    His amazingly powerful bowels have struck again.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/27/11 | Reply

    Many read about but only a few could have imagined the scope of the
    incredible relief effort.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 12:09:22 AM CDT on September 28, 2011.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/27/11 | Reply

    ENOS!!!!!!!!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    Things can be worse,
    for example
    you could be a character in Evangelion.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!"

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    Where will you be when the Apocalypse hits?

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    The funny part is that that's not his toilet.

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    @cheatah1997:

    no wonder theres so much pollution in the world!

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    @:

    Why? was the smell that bad?. if it was then i think the world is dead because of the smell he created

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    pheeeww it must of smelt that bad....... why? well look at everything that he's destroyed just by the smell of his sh*t

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    not evan i would do this to my dad

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    must have been bad constapation


    Last edited by cheatah1997 at 7:50:22 AM CDT on September 28, 2011.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    "hey you know what? im kinda cold..."

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/26/11 | Reply

    Not two seconds before the tornado hit, he told his son to pull his finger. The kid hasn't come near him since.

    ~S.G~

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    @Ace:

    "You lost your arms! ...but you grew some nice boobs."

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    Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    How is he going to wash his hands after this?


    Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    "well this is just horrible and humiliating; this is yesterday's paper!"

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Even in Japan, the sports section takes priority to anything else.

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    bird nerd. (Otaku Angel) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    @Ace:

    Lol. You were thinking along the same lines as me. XDD

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    I don't care, a toilet's a toilet.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Yeah, yeah. BE OUT IN A MINUTE!

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    He must have not have reached the weather section yet.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Taking the phrase "Blowing it up" to a new extreme

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    Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    They said the world would end if man ever discovered how to do two things at once

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    It just goes to show that a man can not be disturbed while reading the sports section in his bathroom.


    Captain Hitsugaya

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Master Robin! You're back from the crusades! And alive!

    I'll give you a real one later.

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    Goggalor (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Bathrooms, the new refrigerators.


    "In Kat's wor we trust."

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    This picture depicts the the 2 things man should be afraid of in life, disastrous death and lack of toilet paper.

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    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Cool guys don't look at explosions, but only the truly awesome can reach this level of apathy.

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    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    @red tigress:

    Lol, lol! That's what I thought when I saw this. xD
    Ah, Jurassic Park +1.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Taking the term "outhouse" to a whole new level.

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    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Just add a t-rex in there and we have a movie!

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    If the "Dewey Defeats Truman" headline had actually been accurate...


    Last edited by TimeChaser at 10:19:31 AM CDT on September 25, 2011.


    Bazinga!

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    Supreme Individual (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Nagasumi's father is content now, but he'll be upset when he realizes the lack of toilet paper.

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    Drachen Herz (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    "Suck it up natural disaster, you don't scare me!"

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Its like a deleted scene from the first Jurassic Park movie....

    -7thEvaChild

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Ether that newspaper is interesting;or he has mastered the amazing art of tuning things out.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Yep. Just an average day~

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/25/11 | Reply

    Even in the midst of disaster, there was still one place he could go to find serenity and his inner calm.