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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/13/11 | Reply

    Or...

    Rei and Makoto just found out that mini skirts are not the required uniform for fighting evil.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/13/11 | Reply

    I have to ask - did you choose a Sailor Moon screen cap because of the manga re-release? Okay, caption time...

    The girls are ticked that Ami is still the favorite senshi in Japan.

    or

    Jupiter and Mars just read the new Sailor Moon manga translation and are wondering what the heck it is to "live life nervously and wake up early in the morning."

    or

    Makoto and Rei were fuming when they found out the Three Lights were really women.

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    Otakuite | Posted 09/12/11 | Reply

    Apparently Makoto and Rei have had enough of the unpleasant effects of the silent and deadly ass gas that Usagi had been dealing all day.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/12/11 | Reply

    After a lame joke, Makoto electrcuted and Rei burned Usagi for telling it.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/12/11 | Reply

    After founding out that Usagi joined their rival roller derby team, they both look at her angrily and think on how to hurt her on the course.

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    Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    Makoto: Those crazy American script writers changed my name to "Lita"? They are SO gonna pay.


    Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    Makoto: That's your caption? Seriously?
    Rei: Go write another one and make sure it's funny this time.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    It just got serious.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    what everyone forgets to mention is after your face sticks that way, it begins to spread.

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    Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    Someone's just told them that 4Kids want to redub Sailor Moon.

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    Angry Birds cosplay - you're doing it right.

    ~S.G~

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    Dovahkiin (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    They can't believe that Serena just stuffed another whole doughnut in her mouth where there are already five in there. The man she marries going to be very happy.


    Last edited by AnimeGal816 at 2:08:22 PM CDT on September 11, 2011.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    Makoto and Rei are well aware of Moritaka & Akito's antics from last week's caption battle.

    And they are not impressed.

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    Eternal Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    To the one who pissed them off, you better run. Chuck Norris has nothing on these girls.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    Not even the fourth wall will protect you from them.

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    Here is the wisest advice any man has ever received:

    Never piss off a woman. Or two, in this case....

    -7thEvaChild

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    "If you're going to keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way" has just been taken to a whole new level.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    I should point out that I totally wrote that caption before Reese Witherspoon got hit by a car. Sheer unfortunate coincidence, that. Good to hear she's alright.

    Anyway:

    Lita is about to teach one foolish man that although lightning never strikes twice, it always makes the first count. Rei plans to demonstrate shortly thereafter that fire has no such restriction.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    when they found out that he was in fact NOT checking for lumps, they where not amused.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    As you can see, some people have not gotten over the whole Greatest Character Contest fiasco.


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 10:30:15 AM CDT on September 12, 2011.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 09/11/11 | Reply

    they found the one watching them in the shower. i hope they let him go with all body parts. and its looking very bad right now.(for the boy)

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/10/11 | Reply

    They just stumbled upon someone posting porn of them again. . .