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    Keiyou

    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/04/11 | Reply

    It's lame, but here goes...

    #1

    Winry: Mr. Garfeil... I'm glad you think I miss Ed and Al so much, but where did you get the cardboard cutouts?!

    Garfeil: Wouldn't you like to know... ;3

    #2

    Winry: What's going on in here?

    Al: ...well, it's a long story, but Mr. Garfeil-

    Garfeil: It's not my fault, how was I to know the dark haired one couldn't handle a little espresso.

    Ling: Pants so shiny!!!

    Ed: ...save me!

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    Kitty K.O.

    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/03/11 | Reply

    Worst rehearsal for Hamlet ever.

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    mkam31

    Otakuite | Posted 03/03/11 | Reply

    And that's when they found out what a girl is!

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    kyouyarenge

    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/02/11 | Reply

    Awkward moments make for the best awkward silences which make for the worst gay babies.

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    NadjaWolf

    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/02/11 | Reply

    Winry: I don't even wanna know, you four just enjoy yourselves.

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    FaithlessFighter

    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/02/11 | Reply

    Ed:This isnt what it looks like
    Winry:I dont even know what its supposed to look like


    Last edited by FaithlessFighter at 8:15:45 PM CST on March 2, 2011.

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/11 | Reply

    (Whaaaa... oh well. Here we go again. Sort of...)

    Fanfiction: [noun] A derivative work of fiction written by fans that often does not coincide with the actual storyline whatsoever; see image below.

    OR

    Ed: Sorry, Winry; this is a man cave, so you can't come in.
    Winry: Then why is Garfiel wearing lipstick?

    OR

    If anime fans remade Casablanca...


    Last edited by CelestialSushi at 7:31:23 PM CST on March 1, 2011.

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    NekoTenshiEmi

    Two people, Nya~! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/11 | Reply

    Uhm....Surprise?

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    batosai33

    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/01/11 | Reply

    ed: they said if i wanted the tea i had to be unarmed.

    or

    Winry has a very disarming smile. Unfortunately that is the cause of many a problem for Ed.

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    KeenHavoc

    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/01/11 | Reply

    The man behind the table revealed to the patchwork scarecrow, cowardly lion, and Tin man that they had brains, courage, and heart all along. Now, there was but one request that still stood unfulfilled...


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 8:21:54 PM CST on March 3, 2011.

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/11 | Reply

    Ed: Geez! This costs an arm and a leg!

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    Dr Lawsworth

    Otakuite | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Ed: It's just a massage! I swear!
    Winry: ... Sure...

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Repost:

    Does no one notice that 'lol' is spelled out behind Ed?

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    BloodyKiss14

    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    "Why do we look scared? Before you jump to conclusions let me just say this.No Winry, I was NOT just about to use your precious auto mail to beat the living daylights out of Ling."

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Parts: The FMA Horror

    (let's hear it for MST3K reference)


    Bazinga!

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    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Edward: srry winry this place costs an arm and a leg just to eat here

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    wingzeroac19x

    Otakuite | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Alphonse, you know how you wanted me to explain the definition of the word awkward? Well... Here's a perfect example

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    KeybladeMewKasa

    SHSL Lamebutt (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Ed tries to explain to Winry how he had to trade an arm and a leg for that cup of coffee.

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    InsaneAlchemist

    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    She was happy for Ed, after all everyone has their choice. She only wished it hadn't been in front of Al the poor boy was traumatized for life.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Edward's declaration for desiring a Miniskirt Army wasn't found to be nearly as impressive as Roy's.

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    red tigress

    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Little did Winry know she had stumbled upon Japan's greatest adult store ever until she found a guy with fake appendages, a small asian girl, a transvestite, and a giant gray blow up doll.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    The Amestris National Theater proudly presents "The Xing and I", a comedic enjoyment for the whole family, coming soon to a stage near you!

    *this production has been approved by Fuhrer King Bradley*

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    MaraNekoyasha13

    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    (Better) Its not what it looks like. Actually Garfiel is drinking vodka out of a tea-cup.

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    MaraNekoyasha13

    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Its not what it looks like.

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    64oldman

    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Alphonse: Don't worry Winry, we are not hiding anything under the table!

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    If you've ever been to an anime convention and witnessed one of Vic's autograph lines, you'll notice this isnt that surprising.

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Medicare will cover Ed's arm surgery, but not the severe beating he'll be receiving first.

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    wuzzle320

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Repost:

    This just in: Winry's a Templar.
    OR
    Winry: These speed dating sessions are really getting out of hand.
    OR
    Ed: Don't move, Ling. It can't see us if you stand perfectly still.


    Last edited by wuzzle320 at 12:27:24 PM CST on March 3, 2011.


    Laugh Often

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    7thEvaChild

    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Repeating comment:

    Everyone had froze when Winry came in because they remembered her temper from Rush Valley...

    Her fury only rivals Teacher Izumi....

    -7thEvaChild

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    cowboysean

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    Amestris Actors Guild presents the Godfather!

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    1dev13

    Grand Otaku | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    I'll repost mine as well:

    One word: Rape...l.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/11 | Reply

    And for ease of access for you, I shall repost my caption.

    Winry: Ed, I swear. If you ask me to "give you a hand" one more time I will be manufacturing an automail head for you at your next maintenance check.