If they ever made "midlife crisis Barbie" (complete with counceler and divorce papers) or maybe "Knocked up Barbie" (With wrecked convertable and pregnancy extensions) I might actually take a second look at getting her stuff. ROTFL.
But seriosly, I'm still saving my money for "Real Life Barbie", or maybe "Polly Protestant". hehe. Perfect people just annoy me. But we need someone to love to hate, I suppose. I miss the days when girls got baby dolls and practiced to be moms, not playing with models so they can practice to be vain sluts.
Don't forget the built-in voicebox that loudly proclaims that she actually is Sailor Moon in a voice that increases in pitch every time you activate it.
I still like the idea for Otaku Barbie: she's kinda overweight and comes with a sketchpad half-full of traced pics of characters, a box of Pocky, and some yaoi doujinshi. And she'd have several interchangable cosplay outfits of popular characters. When're we actually gonna get that one?
Wow, where does Barbie get the time and money to get certified in all these areas of expertise? Then again, it does explain how she is able to afford that big mansion and the convertible. I guess Barbie knows how to beat the recession.
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
Ah-ah-ah cripes!
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
This project's, so late!
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
Ah-ah-ah cripes!
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
Hey Dilbert, LAY OFF!
DragonRider11
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/20/10 | Reply
If they ever made "midlife crisis Barbie" (complete with counceler and divorce papers) or maybe "Knocked up Barbie" (With wrecked convertable and pregnancy extensions) I might actually take a second look at getting her stuff. ROTFL.
But seriosly, I'm still saving my money for "Real Life Barbie", or maybe "Polly Protestant". hehe. Perfect people just annoy me. But we need someone to love to hate, I suppose. I miss the days when girls got baby dolls and practiced to be moms, not playing with models so they can practice to be vain sluts.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/10 | Reply
@cougarsama:
Don't forget the built-in voicebox that loudly proclaims that she actually is Sailor Moon in a voice that increases in pitch every time you activate it.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/19/10 | Reply
I still like the idea for Otaku Barbie: she's kinda overweight and comes with a sketchpad half-full of traced pics of characters, a box of Pocky, and some yaoi doujinshi. And she'd have several interchangable cosplay outfits of popular characters. When're we actually gonna get that one?
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/18/10 | Reply
@Chinata Sukeda:
That is an oxymoron.
I would not recommend taking Oxycontin to supplement.
Chinata Sukeda
Otakuite | Posted 02/18/10 | Reply
._. .....no comment on this one really.
BeyondLawliet
Otakuite | Posted 02/17/10 | Reply
Whatever. Barbies still a whore.
Nehszriah
Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
@Ace:
This idea scared the utter bejeezus out of me... yet I can see her piloting something like Numbah 3's bunny mecha. D:
Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.
KCHuang
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
This is hilarious. Dunno why, it just is.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
@:
She worked at McDonald's and Pizza Hut so she's not afraid to go into fast food.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
@:
Personally, I will declare it so when I see her piloting a mecha.
...Suddenly I actually really want this to happen.
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/16/10 | Reply
Wow, where does Barbie get the time and money to get certified in all these areas of expertise? Then again, it does explain how she is able to afford that big mansion and the convertible. I guess Barbie knows how to beat the recession.
-darknessslayer
Sara
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Come on, guys. She's been an astronaut. She's already way more hardcore than any of us will ever be.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
@Shadow Vampiress:
Never. :'(
Shadow Vampiress
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
Will the barbie mania ever end?
BabyD
Barton (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
hahahaha XD
Nehszriah
Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
@Ace:
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
Ah-ah-ah cripes!
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
This project's, so late!
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
Ah-ah-ah cripes!
Come on Barbie, there's a deadline!
Hey Dilbert, LAY OFF!
Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/15/10 | Reply
I'm an office girl
In the corporate wooorld
Own this business
You can witness
I can call in Bruce
And have him fetch me juuuuice
Got the power
To give him extra hours!
(TAKE IT NEHS)