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    Grand Otaku | Posted 12/13/09 | Reply

    @DemonKingAtticus:

    That we shall!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/09/09 | Reply

    These are the articles which make me draw a line between Otaku and Sereious Obessions/Additctions.
    I wonder what he will do when the Sims sequal comes out...

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    Otakuite | Posted 11/27/09 | Reply

    ha ha ha!! sounds like someone took the phrase "if you love it so much, why don't you marry it" a little too much to heart...

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/25/09 | Reply

    *still laughing her ass off*

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    Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/23/09 | Reply

    @Mr Sword:

    *DS pops out a game cartridge*
    Congradulations! Your game is in fine condition sir! Here are the reciepts-I mean birth cirtificates.

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    The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    ... It could be stranger, the DS could be expecting...

    Yoji~

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    ....What the fu-nevermind...That's just messed up...

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    ...I would say something along the lines of how rediculous and utterly horrible it is for someone to be so disilluioned as to undergo something like that...but that doesn't change the fact that this guy is going to have his 15 minutes of fame anyway for this moronic act. -_-;

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    I dont even now what to say. this is funny and weird and dont know which is worst. Im sure some people dream of it but i never thought of it literally happening. The closes i could everything of is a cosplay wedding lol!~

    Hey i love my ds but i wouldn't take it that far.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    @brigid:

    I know what ya mean. I really hope there isn't a sequel. :(

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    @DemonKingAtticus:

    Okay, this bit of news hurt, but that horrible joke just killed me.

    Excuse me while I go into soliloquy on the fate of humanity before I die.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    @lucy oO:

    "I promise to be faithful until sequel do us part."

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    I would have likes to have heard his vows xP

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    God...that's just...god. That is frickin' weird. I can understand MySpace dating, or eHarmony, but marrying a videogame character? Is that even legal? (This reminds me--some chick in LA legally married a rock. ????)

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    ok, this is just wrong. and the worse part of all this? its not that he actually had the idea to do this..... but the idea to carry this out and go all out in doing this..... people scare me....

    -7thEvaChild

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    @kugen:

    We shall stand atop the mountain and relish in the hilarity as we roll down!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    You can almost see it now, he settles down with his pixel wife, adopts some kids and then gets a NintenDog or two. We won't hear form them for year then BAM! He's in a court room facing a diabolical prosecution lawyer, and only people that believe in him are a spikey haired attorney and a spunky young psychic.

    Anyway, ya nice going Nintendo. If you develop a better version of the game, the blood of a failed marriage is on your hands.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    How long has this game been out, exactly? Because it's not good to rush a relationship, especia- *knife'd*

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    I love this crazy world I live in.

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    Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/22/09 | Reply

    Bestiality has been occurring since biblical times, people would come in from the desert with a camel yelling, "I'M IN LOVE!" So, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd married his dog (yes, there is a woman who did) or a sheep or something... but... who attended THIS reception? Nintendo workers with 'Ye Olde' Pokemon red, blue, and yellow versions? ;0_o

    Well, now, let's just hope some other poor sap doesn't get the hots for machinery as well and goes to put it in a light socket- oh, wait... that's happened too... Good gawd, humans are pathetic...

    I'm gonna go live naked in the forest with a fox I name Brandon before humanity really DOES go nuts! XD

    ~Yosei~


    And, then... I met you.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    This is a joke, right? =x

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    ...So they ban gay marriage in the U.S., and yet you can marry something that isn't even living or breathing??? ...wow. just wow. I wonder about people some days.

    On the upside though, I can tell my sister she can marry Axel now... oi vey...

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    ...Well....damn. That's just slightly creepy....He's probably one of those people who never left his house.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    I marvel at us as a species for this. To our knowledge, we're the only species in the known universe that has married fictional characters.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    ...What in the world is he smoking...?

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    @Miss Anonymous:

    Hahaha!!!

    Oh man that is perfect! XD


    The crazy bubbly shadow

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    Uhhh, my head just asploded....
    Thanks for the confusingly confusing news though!
    And the If...then statement.....

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    Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    Good thing is, if he ever wants to divorce his wife, all he has to do is erase the game data.

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    What has this world come to?

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    This guy seems to be desprate. I agree with everyone when they say "humanity is insane". I'd have to say that human stupidity is as large as the universe.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    What a creep. I mean who marries a video game character?

    Who, I ask you? WHO?

    Besides me, I'm awesome for it.

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    Sad fan alert.


    Bazinga!

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    Beans are evil! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    I love my DSi, but this is ridiculous.


    Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

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    Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    I shall have use this if any marriage laws come up for debate in my political science class, as the man ran away to get married IN AMERICA.[/Bandit_Keith] Well, technically, anyways... XD!


    Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    Remember when we were kids and we said "Well if you love *insert noun* so much, why don't you marry it?"

    Some people seem to take it literally.

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    Goggalor (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/21/09 | Reply

    I...I...uh. Yeah.

    Wow, this gives me a headache.


    "In Kat's wor we trust."