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    scribblezfox

    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/13/09 | Reply

    Why do I have a feeling that this will just make the world 10X more obbsessed with Twilight?
    Oh that's right... Because some Twitards push there fandom way past fandom to the Obsessed stage

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    KCHuang

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    Why am I not surprised...

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    Nehszriah

    Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Ace:

    You took the words right out of my mouth, good sir.


    Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.

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    sunachick

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    Wow...that's sad. Ace is totally right. (I hate Twilight. No offense to y'all who do.)

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @SunfallE:

    The song that can melt your brain... I've heard it. XD


    Bazinga!

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    SunfallE

    Nyaa~ (ZE MEANIE) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @TimeChaser:

    I'm finding their twisted take on this: barbie girl amusing. XD


    In the name of the tune I will punish you!

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    PurpleAisha

    Otakuite | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    Barbie dolls are already creepy enough. Do we really need Edward Cullen to make them even creepier?

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @TimeChaser:

    We'd better be, or else life wouldn't be nearly as fun.

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    lazyweird1

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    I am a pseudo-fan of the series. Used to be obsessed with it until Bella's Mary-Sueness nearly put me in that oh-so-comfortable-hug-yourself jacket. I'm NO FAN OF BARBIE, but I'm kinda intrigued by the thought of a sparkly doll just 'cause I have a short atten-

    God, I loved reading these comments. XD

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Ace:

    ..... Both you and Nehs are utterly mad. XD


    Bazinga!

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Nehszriah:

    I'm a bland character
    I'm a Sue, I'm a jerk
    I'm as dumb as a nail
    And I'm cranky

    I like watching you sleep
    You just know I'm a creep
    And I harvest your blood
    From your body

    Yes it's love!
    We relaaa~~te!
    We attract
    The public's haaa~~te!

    OOOH

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    beloved blood

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    i love twilight, but... ...ewwwwwwwwww

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    sakura dancer

    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    I love Twilight, but not Barbie. What's are Twilight fan to do? But the freakin' dolls or show my disgust for what Barbie does? I really hate Barbie. Oh, Stephenie, please don't sell your series to Disney.

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    Nehszriah

    Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Ace:

    Come on Bella, let's go sparkle!
    Oh-oh-oh yeah!
    Hell yeah I am such a creeper!
    A ditz!? That's me!
    Come on Bella, let's go sparkle!
    That sounds so cool!
    Let's go make lit majors weep!
    I'm in! What's a major?


    Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.

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    Sage of Magic

    Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Ace:

    Ace, that comment was disturbing. On many levels. Now you got me comparing this new doll to the scary old 90s Ken doll...do. not. want.

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Ace:

    *shivers in revulsion* >3<


    Bazinga!

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @TimeChaser:

    You can brush Bella's hair and undress her anywhere.

    But why would you want to?

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    Barbie and Twilight... an alliance made in the depths of hell. o3o


    Bazinga!

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    Midori Akita

    Otakuite | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    If I ever got an Edward barbie as a present.....I'd probably throw it down the garbage disposal. First I'd see if they made it sparkle (if they did then I'd scream), then make the sink eat it. :D
    If I get Bella, I'm snapping all the appendages off and melting them. :]
    If there's a Jacob, I'd probably not care. I love Jacob, but I don't love the fact that it's a doll. :/
    Sorry for those Twilight fans that I've horrified by my post.....but I truly despise the movies. The books were kinda good until Robert Pattinson wearing lipstick and glitter powder walked into the Twilight world. >:/
    Midori out! <3

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    Shinmaru

    Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @SunfallE:

    My job is to sit around and look pretty.


    Love thy Evangelion.

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    Zeit

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    When you go to sleep they'll come to life and stab you in the eyeballs.

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    Shadweh

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Ace:

    (*laughs*) I love your comment! XD

    In any case, I have to admit that I admire Meyers for her success. Too bad it's not based on anything that I would find commendable. -_-

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    lunesoldier20

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    Oh GAWD! *dies in a hole* First it's the most looked up thing on a search engine and now it is coming out. I hope to God that my little cousin doesn't ask for one.

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    SunfallE

    Nyaa~ (ZE MEANIE) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Zenon1293:

    You're out of the loop, obviously.

    Click Meh!

    That and theOtaku caters to more than just anime fans. :p I've personally read all four books and seen the first movie. I have a very, VERY low opinion of it.

    But when it comes to news or other aspects of theOtaku, I don't let my own personal basis regardless of the anime, movie, music, etc... get in the way of doing my job around here.


    In the name of the tune I will punish you!

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    SunfallE

    Nyaa~ (ZE MEANIE) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Shinmaru:

    Considering your avatar in chat, why aren't you finding more Twilight news for theO? =P


    In the name of the tune I will punish you!

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    @Zenon1293:

    Because, believe it or not, there's a fandom for it and it's pretty darn huge (thus, claiming that "only a small percentage" of Otakuites actually care is kind of a harsh generalization to make without any actual evidence to back it up.) Trust me, if this site could exclude series based on whether or not the users liked it, I would have had the place purged of Naruto over a year ago.

    And the argument that it's not anime or manga isn't exactly a valid one, either. Neither are Pixar, Marvel or most of the video games covered here. There's room for all kinds 'round these parts, and I'd rather not be forced to drag my Treasure Planet fanboying over to the Miley Cyrus-infested Disney forums if it's all the same to you. :p

    Also it gives us non-fans something to lol and snark at, which is always a bonus


    Last edited by Ace at 4:18:38 AM EST on November 3, 2009.

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    Zenon1293

    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    Why do we even have Twilight news? It's not anime (yet) as far as I know, even if rumors have circulated about it. And a very small percent (if even that) of people on this site even care about it. All it does is rot all that is good in the world.

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    Shinmaru

    Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    TheOtaku: All Twilight, all the time.


    Love thy Evangelion.

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    xlolfishx

    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    It's not spelt "Barbie", it's spelt "voodoo".

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/03/09 | Reply

    Hooray! Now all the little girls of the world can be taught to be shallow and devoid of personality, existing only to be the doormat of some passive-aggressive stalker who cripples their social lives and forces them into domestic servitude in the name of love!

    And just in time for the holidays, no less! Peace on Earth and all that jazz.