Stars are for losers (AKA I'm lazy).

This is Richard Moonbeam, he's an astronaut. He's on Mars. At some point he gets attacked by Ursa Major, the most fearsome bear in all the universe. Right now he's just strolling. Probably sad he doesn't have a watch. FFFF really I could add so much to this... Maybe will later. It's good enough for now though...

LOL Oh yeah Richard Moonbeam was created with a conversation with my brother... I personally think he should write a story about Richard. Because Richard is like the coolest person on Mars.