me: *snatches mini skirt* everyone: ne? me: *runs into ~mystery~ room and changes into skirt* (ew, i'd look ugly) roy: *DROOL* *dances away with roy-roy following all the way* ...what? a girl can dream, can't she???

OMG!! FUNNY!!! Ed: Roy, she's not gunna were the skirt... Roy: MIND YOUR OWN BISSNIS, FULLMETAL! Al: Don't fight please, Brother? Roy: Now just put on the skirt, Riza... Rizza: NOT ON YOU LIFE!!! *walks away* Me: That went well...NOT! Roy: WHO ASKED YOU!!! Me: No one! *big smile* Tata! *kidnaps Ed* Very funny me like! *beats on Roy for being a perv*

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Roy.. He can try and try and try.. But It Ain't gonna happen.