@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*jumps on Reo* Gotcha!
It's okay...

Aoi: I'm gonna go stop Kitsune and Tsuki from hurting daddy! *is out of sight*

Twoey: Oh s***! Dammit... *feels Tsuki in his body and is now being possessed*

@SandLover13:

Reo: :3 hehehe...
Sorry if I can't

Deiara: Aoi!

Tsuki: Oh ^^ I'm just going to borrow your body *becomes transparent and enters into his body*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*pretends not to see Reo* Oh where could Reo be? *looks everywhere*
Okay

Aoi: *stands up* I can't take this anymore! *runs to where Twoey, Tsuki, and Kitsune are*

Twoey: O_o' *gags in his muzzle and just stares at Tsuki, then says in a muffled voice* Really? How?

@SandLover13:

Reo: :3 hehe...
Yeah ^^ but I'd have to call you from my home phone

Deiara: I don't know really...

Tsuki: *giggles* I know ^^ I'm here to help her ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, I'm ready :D *looks for Reo*
It's okay. I never thought of you as hateful. Maybe my voice would cheer you up^^ Besides, this is a one-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity... I'll help you feel better. You have my number, right?

Aoi: Would daddy be alright?

Twoey: *pulls down his muzzle slightly and jumps up, looking at Tsuki* Hi... nice to meet you. You know Kitsune, the fox that is hurting Deiara and Aoi? *points to Kitsune and quickly puts his muzzle on*

@SandLover13:

Reo: *looks around and then bounds, causing an earthquake, and hides behind a tree*
I wouldn't want you to hear my voice when I'm like this sis... I don't want you to think I'm a hateful person...

Deiara: *hugs her* It's okay...

Kitsune: *smirks* You didn't think I'd let you do that that easily after giving away your weakness?
Tsuki: *appears behind Twoey* ^^ hello nice to meet you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay Reo hide, me count *turns around and closes eyes*
Aww I'm sorry. If you want, you can call me on my cell phone now. I'm alone at the house

Aoi: *hides her head in Deiara's shirt*

Twoey: *thinks what he said and has an idea. He transforms into his plant form, makes a muzzle out of vines and puts it over his mouth, preventing Kitsune to going inside him*

@SandLover13:

Reo: :3 Hide
>> little mad now

Deiara: *nods* Don't worry, you'll be okay sweetie

Kitsune: ... Only on the outside?... Not the inside? *smirks*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, Reo hide or Reo seek?
I'm fine. And you?

Aoi: Really?

Twoey: *chuckles* True, except I suffer from Lunar Eclipse disease *points to the red moon* It makes me hyper, powerful, sick, and non-flammable on the outside... So give up now

@SandLover13:

Reo: :3 Hide Seek! Hide Seek!
:3 so how are you?

Deiara: aww *kisses arm* It's okay sweetie, I can fix it

Kitsune: *laughs* Despite being in human form, you have oil on you, the more oil and sweat you have on your body, the more I can burn you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, what Reo wanna play next?
Uh-huh

Aoi: *shows her arm to Deiara*

Twoey: YOUR TERRITORY!?! THAT'S IT! *tackles at Kitsune unscathed, trying to choke the life out of her*

@SandLover13:

Reo: :D *nods head rapidly* Play! Play!
:3 that makes things a lot easier

Deiara: Let me see it sweetie

Kitsune: I DON'T NEED A F-ING IT ON MY TERRITORY!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Reo play?
Yay

Aoi: Mommy, I think Kitsune turned into a big fire and burned me... *sucks her wound*

Twoey: *becomes upset* LISTEN YOU STUPID W****-ISH BRAT! FOR SO LONG HAVE I BEEN IN PAIN AND SUFFERING. I DON'T NEED THIS CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DUMPIN'. BUT WHEN YOU THREATEN YOUR MASTER AND MY CHILD... *cracks his knuckles and does handsigns* SO BRING IT ON! LUNAR ECLIPSE! *a red moon appears, making Twoey glow red*

@SandLover13:

Reo: :3 *wags tail*
Sure ^^

Deiara: What the hell?!

Kitsune: HELL NO!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*falls and laughs* Good boy, nice boy
Yeah, I'll tell you when to call though

Aoi: Then who's gonna stop them? *suddenly a flame comes aronud them and she burns her arm* Ow!

Shadow: You son of a b****!
*Twoey comes in human form*
Twoey: I'll take care of it from here. I'm the father so this is my business *growls* You go find Jess and meet back here.
Shadow: Fine... See ya *disappears in darkness*
Twoey: *grows and glares at Kitsune* Before you burn us all alive, may I have a word with you, Kitsune?

@SandLover13:

Reo: :3 yay! *pounces and licks*
All right ^^ and thanks

Deiara: They never listen sweetie

Kitsune: Wait, why the hell am I fighting you? This is much easier *jumps in the air and transforms into a large spreading wildfire*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Reo good :D
It's okay. Don't call now... My mom has my cellphone and she's cleaning the living room now

Aoi: Shouldn't you try to talk to the foxes and make them stop doing bad things?

Shadow: *sarcastic* Oh, I'm in pain! *laughs* Heh... *smirks and grows as well, not feeling a thing* I was 2 steps ahead of you *coughs up Kitsune and slams her down on the floor with a punch, maknig a huge hole in the ground*

@SandLover13:

Reo: :D Reo good?
Sorry I haven't called you... I haven't gotten a chance to and I'm worried I could call and interrupt something

Deiara: *hugs back* It's okay Aoi

Kitsune: Just what I wanted... *transforms into a mouse to get into the mouth and slides down into the stomach* You're going to have a really painful stomach ache after this! *slowly starts to grow and become an elephant*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Reo Good Boy^^
Okay

Aoi: Oh... poor mommy *hugs Deiara*

Shadow: *giggles* That tickles *frowns* But two could play at that game! *transforms into an elephant, uses tusks to throw Kitsune high in the air, then transforms into a lion and bites Kitsune's neck*

@SandLover13:

Reo: *comes back and drops stick :3
Hopefully I'll get some more for my birthday ^^

Deiara: You can say that

Kitsune: *laughs* You wish *transforms into a gorilla, grabs shadow, and slams Shadow to the ground making a dent in the earth*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Good boy
Oh...

Aoi: They hate everyone who does bad things to you, mommy?

Shadow: *kicks Kitsune onto a tree and grasps Kitsune's neck tightly* That didn't even hurt *slight smirk* Is that the best you can do

@SandLover13:

Reo: :3 *barks and runs after*
:3 I'm pretty good D: my cell phone doesn't have anymore minutes

Deiara: Mommy doesn't really know

Kitsune: Bring it on b*tch! *pounces on Shadow*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay *gets a very long, thick stick* See this stick? :D *throws the stick somewhere far* Fetch!
How are you?

Aoi: Why are they being so mean then? D:

Shadow: *yawns* Okay, you little brat *transforms into a shadow version of Kitsune* Let's get this over with *goes in a fighting stance*

@SandLover13:

Reo: :D Fetch!
Yeah ^^

Deiara: No, no, don't cry... it's not your fault

Kitsune: *stands ground* I'm not backing down

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, Reo play fetch?
Cool^^

Aoi: Are the rest of them who are bad angry at me? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurted their feelings... D: *starts to cry*

Shadow: *sighs* It could be worse. Be glad that Twoey was the one pregnant not Deiara -_-'... Look, usually I don't give a crap about this love protecting s*** but I would have to stop you *crosses arms* I'll give you a fair warning. If you kill Twoey, you will hurt Deiara's heart. Since Twoey is Jessica's plant, Jess and Hotaru would be sad. If all three of them are sad, Taro would get angry and kill all of you except for these nice, adorable twins *hugs the twins then goes back to glaring at Kitsune* So back off or else...

@SandLover13:

Reo: :D Yeah!
:3 yeah it did

Deiara: Most of them are bad except for the two little twins ^^

Kitsune: I don't care! she has a kid because of him!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Reo good boy^^ Reo wanna play? :D
You're welcome^^ Did it fix it?

Aoi: Okay... Do your foxes do bad things or good things?

Shadow: Okay, that part is true -_-' But it doesn't mean you could just beat up Twoey into a f****** bloody, green pulp. He's not like Shukaku *shudders* I know... Not all men are nasty, mean, cruel, sadistic jerks... except for Naara
Naara: HEY! >.<
Shadow: Quiet or I kill you...
Naara: O.O *becomes quiet*

@SandLover13:

Reo: :D Reo yay
Thank you sis ^^

Deiara: *hugs her* don't worry Aoi, it'll be okay

Kitsune: *raises eye brow* So she doesn't have a daughter by Twoey?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*rubs Reo's fur* Yes, Reo fluffy and cute :3
*hits comment box with baseball bat* There

Aoi: *transforms into human form and snuggles tightly* Really?

Shadow: But still, why trust the horny pervert? For all we know, he could always lie to you guys just to f*** Deiara's a** off -_-'
Naara: *yells* I DO NOT! >.<
Shadow: Yes you do, I'm Jess's shadow. I see everything that goes on! Put a sock in it! In fact... *puts a shoe and dirty sock in Naara's mouth* Where were we? Oh yes... Whatever that horny boy said to you guys is a lie. Now please, Deiara needs rest. She had a long, busy day today

@SandLover13:

Reo: *wags tail* :3 Reo fluff strong
D: please?

Deiara: *hugs back* No, everything's going to be okay sweetie

Kitsune: Duh... Why wouldn't we, even though that horny idiot still wants our master

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah, Taro is #2 in the strong department, but Reo's number 1 cuz' he's big, fluffy, and strong :3 *hugs Reo*
Want me to beat up the comment box for you

Aoi: Mommy, I'm scared D: *hugs Deiara* Is something bad going to happen?
*with the foxes*
Shadow: *waits for Kitsune to show up and sees her and her siblings* So, you all finally arrived?

@SandLover13:

Reo is XD but it's because he's a cerberus and gigantic
>>' it's annoying me

Deiara: Okay... Coming sweetie!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Wow, is Taro your strongest OC?
-_-'

Shadow: Don't worry, Dei... *sees foxes coming* I'll talk it over to your foxes while you go rest or something. Besides, your daughter needs you
Aoi: *calling out to Deiara* Mommy, where are you? D:

@SandLover13:

Yep ^^
idk why :/

Deiara: *sighs* I don't need this today...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

You do?
Why?

Jess: Oh... *sees Shadow waving for attention* What is it, Shadow? Your shadow stalker following you again?
Shadow: No... Naara left to tell the foxes in order to destroy Aoi and Twoey
Jess: O_O' *slaps forehead* God, these things happen to me *turns to Deiara* Deiara, you and my Shadow do something about Naara and them foxes while I'll warn Aoi and Twoey, okay? *runs*

@SandLover13:

Taro could handle himself though, I know
It is kinda slow though

Deiara: No idea... all I know is he's pissed at the whole thing... especially since Aoi animated his cycle...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah...
Yup

Jess: That's good... Wait. Where's Naara?
Naara: *ran away to tell Deiara's foxes*

@SandLover13:

You know, as back up if anything bad happened to heal him
I know right?

Deiara: News hasn't reached them

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh...
Wow

Jess: I'm surprised they haven't showed up yet now...

@SandLover13:

If Paradox was there too
Yup I can ^^

Deiara: Yes they would

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah, but do you think Taro would win against him?
It's okay. Can you still PM?

Jess: Wait, what will your foxes say about this? Wouldn't they take this the wrong way?

@SandLover13:

Oh that's easy ^^ you just have to give it in an area where Kevin thinks he has the advantage, you know, a terrain where he can use his powers and think he can beat Taro easily.
At leasy you know now ^^ I'm still sorry

Deiara: I know Jess...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... I wanted to write a fight scene between Taro and some black-haired dude with muscles named Kevin
Oh, didn't know that

Jess: It could be worse >>' YOU could've been the one actually pregnant. But think about it, Aoi loves you a lot, She might be some help for you :3 Look how happy she is *points to Aoi*
Aoi: *as she grows into 5 feet tall, she throws random blue rose petals in the air and giggles*
Jess: See? She needs you... Besides, maybe she can help you with many of your problems
Aoi: *nudges herself close to Deiara and Jess and hugs them* Mommy! Auntie Jess :D

@SandLover13:

Sure no prob ^^
Sorry ^^' sometimes it's kinda slow to comment and it'll screw up

Deiara: TT^TT How do you think I feel? I'm too young and not ready... And I said one day, I didn't mean the next day...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Thanks... I need help on a fight scene...
I didn't know since it's like you don't comment lately

Jess: Well you said you always wanted kids so that's clearly what happened *shrugs*
Aoi: *shrugs as well*
Jess: Huh?
Aoi: Huh?
Jess: Are you copying me?
Aoi: Are you copying me?
*Jess hugs Deiara and sobs*
Jess: This is too weird...

@SandLover13:

sure I can ^^
yep ^^

Deiara: I really don't know to be honest -_-' this confuses me

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Can you help me though?
Really?

Aoi: Okay... I'm sorry Spits... ):
Spits: It's okay^^'
Aoi: *looks around and sees Jess sleeping* Ooh, what's this? :D *comes close to Jess and bites her arm*
Jess: O_O' *wakes up* OW! *gets up* Hi there, little girl^^' Who are you?
Aoi: *stops biting and smiles* Hi, my name is Aoi... I'm just a baby
Jess: AWWW :3 Who's your mommy and daddy?
Aoi: Mama is Deiara and I'll give you a hint >:)
*Aoi turns into her flytrap form and speaks with her dad at the same time*
Aoi and Twoey: FEED ME! >XD
Jess: O_o' GAH! *almost falls down* It's like having man-eating plants on stereo T_T *turns to Deiara* What happened?

@SandLover13:

sounds cool ^^
I saw it ^^

Deiara: It's okay Aoi ^^ we'll get you another playmate that's not so mean *is attempting to save Spits from torment*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... Naruto and Ben 10: Alien Force. I already updated it on UNFT
Yup, I just posted it so its up now...

Spits: *takes out his finger* .... Uh... O_o' *hugs Deiara for dear life*
Aoi: *rests and grows up to 3 feet tall, but isn't satisfied* Please sir, may I have some more pwease? :3
Twoey: Yup, our little girl^^
Spits: Little!? You call that THING little? She grwe 3 times her own weight! I'm surprised she's still hungry!
Aoi: *gets mad and tries to bite Spits' head off* Mommy! D: Spits doesn't like me! *starts to cry*

@SandLover13:

Into two things?
All right ^^ sweet glad it helps

Deiara: like I said, she's Twoey's offspring, she drinks blood for food

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah >>' I thought I could crossover many anime or video games, but I can't so I'm just going to change it up a little...
That's perfect^^ Thanks... I finished her profile and will put it up now

Spits: *pats Deiara on the back* It's okay... Naara and Twoey will take care of it
*Twoey and Aoi comes back unharmed*
Twoey: We're okay^^ Nothing to worry about.
Aoi: Except for Uncle Naara... He's a little sad D:
Naara: *looking at his destroyed motorcycle* MY BIKE!
Aoi: *suddenly starts to wilt*
Spits: *blinks and looks at Aoi* Dollface, what's wrong with your daughter?
Aoi: ...
Spits: *touches Aoi's thorns and pricks his finger* Ouch!
Aoi: ... Feed... me...
Spits: Huh? *looks at his blood*
Aoi: Yum :3 *snaps at Spits's finger and sucks the blood*
Spits: O_o' Dollface... what's going on?

@SandLover13:

It is?
Maybe a light green sleeveless dress and the bottom kinda has ruffles in the shapes of leaves, light green choker, light green headband, and maybe light green gloves

Deiara: *slams head against the tree hard* Oh my God! I don't need all this stress today!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... but hard >>'
Okay... last thing I need is Aoi's clothing in human form

Aoi: *turns her head towards Deiara* Yes, mommy? *motorcycle comes alive all by itself and drives with Aoi still in it*
Naara: Augh! My bike has gotten completely out-of-control! O_o' *chases Aoi and his bike*
Spits: O_o'
Twoey: Aoi! *transforms into human form and runs after Aoi*

@SandLover13:

Wow you are? sounds fun
I'd probably say blue hair and green eyes maybe

Deiara: -_-' I'm not quite sure what the hell happened, but apparently Twoey got pregnant because he drank too much of my blood and- *looks over to Aoi* Aoi! No! get off of that!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that I'm trying to write an Ultimate Crossover story when Jess is about to have her baby born
Okay, got that down... I need to know what Aoi looks like in Human form

Spits: Who's that rose? Did Thorn and Roulette finally got married and have kids? O_o'
Naara: No dude.... -_-' It's probably something that Dei-Dei has to accomplish on her team's mission, right?
Twoey: No, you got it all wrong.... *is nervous* Um Deiara, why don't you tell them what happened?
Aoi: *while no one is looking, she transforms into her FlyTrap form, climbs in the driver's seat of the motorcycle, and turns the motorcycle on*

@SandLover13:

lol I know right?
Well she seems to be really carefree and curious

Deiara: Hi guys ^^'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Wow....
I need help on Aoi's personality...

Aoi: Yay! I love you mommy^^
Twoey: Wait, wouldn't your foxes, Naara, or Spits be mad at this?
*Spits flies in in Bat form*
Spits: Someone call my name?
*Naara drives in with his motorcycle*
Naara: I heard someone say my name...
Twoey: O_O' >.< Me and my big mouth...
Aoi: Ooh... :3 *crawls and pokes at Naara's motocycle*

@SandLover13:

Peanut Butter is different shades of brown, Cookie is a light brown color with gray spots, Berri is both gray and black in shades like his dad, Carrot is the same color as his mother, but her fur almost looks orange, Pumpkin is red, but has a lot of black color patches, and Melon is black but has a few red color patches
Since she's very new? I can help ^^

Deiara: Of course I do

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, I'll hear it
I'm working on Aoi's profile right now... It's hard... >>'

Aoi: Yay *hugs Deiara* Mommy, do you like me?

@SandLover13:

Yup ^^ I think I have some of their colors down too if you want to hear
I agree ^^ it sounds good. And we will

Deiara: ._. ^^' I'm just surprised is all...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool^^
Aoi it is then^^ I wanted to create a girl OC since we mostly create boy OC's. We have to create Aoi's personality and everything^^

Aoi: Mommy^^ *transforms into a human toddler and crawls on Deiara's lap* When Daddy drank too much of your blood, he gave birth to me, Aoi!^^ Why did you fall down like that, mommy? *blinks*

@SandLover13:

Their a mix. Cookie, Pumpkin, and Melon appear more cat-like though
I like that name ^^

Deiara: Ugh... What... the hell... is going on *rubs head*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh, are they all dogs or cats?
And I was thinking of naming Twoey and Deiara's child "Aoi" (meaning blue in Japanese)

Blue Rose: *turns to Twoey* Mama Gurīn , why did Mommy Dei fall down? D:
Twoey: -////-' She's just over-excited, sweetie. Why don't you wake her up? ^^'
Blue Rose: Okay ^^ *nudges Deiara with a vine* Mommy, please wake up... please?

@SandLover13:

lol yeah ^^' Malady thinks that since her babies are sweet, they should be named after certain food she thinks are sweet :/ thinking of changing some names though

Deiara: O_O ... *faints*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It's okay. I saw you already named Worm and Malady's children

Twoey: Well, I found out that if I drink too much of a same type of blood, the blood would mix in with my DNA and I get pregnant... What I'm trying to say is... that since I drank too much of your blood *blushes and shows Deiara his vine which has a small blue flower bud which opens slowly to reveal a blue rose* This rose is your baby daughter -///////-' *is awkward*
Blue Rose: *opens its mouth and smiles at Deiara* Mommy! :D

@SandLover13:

^^' sorry sis

Deiara: What?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*eyes twitching* You scared me at 'Clowns' O_o'

Twoey: Naara and Spits are more handsome and sexier than me. Look at me *points to self* I'm a plant... *sighs and he suspiciously hides one of his vines* Deiara, there's something I have to tell you. It's very serious and confusing...

@SandLover13:

Oh yeah!.... Ai's would be about her sister trying to kill her again, mostly drowning like how she managed to kill her sister Sarah in the attempt killing of her
And Aishi fears pedophiles ._.' and clowns

Deiara: What do you mean?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

What about Ai's nightmare? Or Aishi's?

Twoey: Really? 'Cuz I'm not like those guys who love you....

@SandLover13:

hmm.... I don't think so...

Deiara: Of course I do Twoey

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay... am I forgetting anyone?

Twoey: Deiara.... do you like me?

@SandLover13:

Her contract being broken and with that, hurts someone she's really close to

Deiara: No, it's okay, don't worry about me ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay. What about Ari-Chan?

Twoey: I can help you, if you want

@SandLover13:

Probably getting lost and seperated from her older brother and being chased by something scary

Deiara: I don't know... I'm just confused is all...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

What's Coro's nightmare?

Twoey: Confused about what?

@SandLover13:

Any you'd like to use?

Deiara: ^/////^' no, no, it's okay, it's not you, I'm just confused is all

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay... Any other OC's?

Twoey: O/////O' *sulks* I'm sorry...

@SandLover13:

Ria fears abuse and a slow painful death full of torture where she can't escape from it

Deiara: O/////O' I um... I... I don't know...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay.... What about Ria?

Twoey: *kisses back for 5 more minutes, then stops* Ummm O/////O' Deiara, how do you feel?

@SandLover13:

Malady fears losing the ones she loves, mainly her family. She'd especially go into depression if she lost her pups/kits

Deiara: *closes eyes and kisses back*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay... skip that... What about Malady?

Twoey: *walks up to her, comes towards her face slowly, and kisses Deiara's lips smoothly, gently, and passionately*

@SandLover13:

good question... I'm not sure really...

Deiara: -///- all right *goes over to where he is*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

O_o Whoa... I fear that too... Okay. How about Kyuubi?

Twoey: *transforms into human form* -//////-' Okay, let's get this over with... *is blushing madly and nervous and waits for Deiara*

@SandLover13:

Deiara fears dying alone. She fears death, but she feels it would be scarier if she died by herself and no one'd even care

Deiara: O//////O' It depends on what he wants

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay... What about Deiara?

Jess: Okay now
Hotaru and Jess: Kiss Twoey now! :D Make-out, have sex, do something!
Hotaru: *puppy dog eyes* Pwease? :3

@SandLover13:

^^ sure we can do that... well his nightmare would resolve around his family dying and him being the cause of it, like when he killed his mom when he was 8 on accident

Deiara: *turns around and slips shirt on, then pants, and turns back around* Thank you ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, I'm doing couples first, so I want to know what Taro's nightmare would be like...

Jess: *gives Deiara back her clothing* Here you go^^

@SandLover13:

That sounds awesome ^^ I like it

Deiara: O/////O Can I get my clothes back on first? I'm still in shock

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I was thinking about writing a series of nightmares that our OC's have...

Hotaru: That's funny^^ *giggles* Can I tell the ending of the story, mama?
Jess: Sure^^
Hotaru: Okay, so Uncle Naara put on back his clothes and Uncle Twoey chased him out of the castle. They were about to run down the staircase when...
*in story*
Floyde: *wakes up to see the staircase and under it, there is his heart collection* MY HEARTS!?! DIE, YOU STUPID STAIRCASE, DIE! *takes a hammer and breaks the staircase*
Naara: O_o' Floyde no! That was my one-way ticket out of here!
Hotaru: So when the stairs broke, Naara was free-falling down in the sky. Twoey caught him and before Naara could argue back, Twoey ate Naara whole
Twoey: >:} I love this story!
Naara: I hate this story! >.<
*Twoey eats Naara whole, then burps up Naara's cloak and chains*
Hotaru: And then Twoey and Deiara kissed and made out
Twoey: *stops and blushes* Huh? I- I- I- O/////O' *nosebleed and he faints, causing an earthquake thump*
Hotaru: *chants to Deiara* :D Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him....
Jess: *excited and cheers like Hotaru* Deiara, I triple-daw dare you to kiss Twoey on the lips >XD

@SandLover13:

:3 whatcha wanna do?

Deiara: *covers self up* O///////O What the hell just happened?!
Taro: *laughs* That's gross ^^'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool^^

*in story*
Twoey: O////O' *looks away and blushes* Uh... Hi Deiara... ^^' Oh my, you look beautiful today... *is nervous*
Jess: Okay, so Deiara being the oblivious one that Naara, Spits and Twoey love her and want to rape/marry her just acted as if everything's normal. She sung Twoey a lullaby, and Twoey fell asleep
Naara: *comes out from hiding* Wait, if this is just a story, then I could mate Deiara then *evil smirks and steals Deiara for himself*
Jess: At first, Deiara didn't know what Naara was about to do to her. In fact, Naara's mistake was that he took Deiara into a closet and raped her
Twoey: *wakes up suddenly* HE DID WHAT!?! ):< *runs into the closet and sees Naara naked*
Naara: O_o

@SandLover13:

now I'm done :3

Taro: :3 what next?... wow she's not hiding
Deiara: The story's gotta go on somehow

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

okay

Bongo: Fine... Only for Hotaru though *goes back in the story*
Jess: Bongo was a chef crane. He bakes golden cakes which make people grow. Once he baked a cake for Twoey to grow, Twoey went to sleep.
Hotaru: And then Naara stole Bongo and climbed down the staircase... It's getting boring mommy -_-'
Jess: Oh, but it gets better! :D When Naara went up to the castle, Twoey wanted a special item that he had
*in story*
Twoey: Jess, would you please get my magic golden harp for me? *blushes in plant form*
Jess: Okay *goes to a room and comes back carrying Deiara as the harp*
Hotaru: You mean Auntie Deiara is the magic harp?^^
Jess: Yup

@SandLover13:

I don't know... I'll have to go soon for shower

Taro: D: Come on...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

So what do you wanna do?

Spits: Fine -_-' I don't like the role I have though... *gets out of Taro's shirt*
Jess: Anyway, Spits came in the room. He is the sewing spider who makes clothing made out of expensive silk. He sew a blanket for Twoey. Twoey fell asleep. When Naara woke up, he saw Spits and figured that Spits can sew all of his clothes for him. So Naara had an idea.
*in story*
Naara: *steals Spits and runs away out of the castle*
Spits: HELP! I'm being kidnapped! O.O'
Naara: *climbing down the staircase* Shush, I'm getting you out of the castle!
Spits: Oh, awesome!^^
Jess: So Spits lived with Naara and Floyde for two days. Naara wanted to get more treasures from the giant castle. So he climbed back up the staircase...
Naara: *knocks on door*
Jess: *opens door* You know you're not supposed to be here...
Naara: *comes in* I'm sorry... I just left my Akatsuki cloak here^^'
Jess: YOU LIAR! *slams door and the door hurts Naara's arm*
Naara: *screams in pain*
Twoey: *yells and is in normal sized human form* I hear the pervert again!
Jess: <<' *gags Naara's mouth shut and hides him in the sink* Nothing! Anyway, once I fed Twoey, he asked for his personal chef Bongo *looks for Bongo* Bongo?
Bongo: *hides behind Taro and shudders* I'd be ridiculous

@SandLover13:

XD yep

Taro: D: come on... the story will end sooner

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

XD

Jess: Wow, you knew that line fast... Well, the thump came from the dining room so Naara and I ran there to find-
*in story*
Naara: O_o' *sees who the giant is* No, not him! Anything but HIM!
Hotaru: What's Uncle Naara talking about, Mommy? Who's the giant?
Jess: -_-' Naara's just upset because the giant who owns the castle in the story is your Uncle Twoey...
Hotaru: Uncle Twoey? Why is Uncle Naara afraid of Twoey? :D
Naara: Nuh-uh! If that profane, evil, ugly, motherf****** flytrap is in this story, I'm getting out of here!
Twoey: *in plant form and is wilting* I smell the blood of the pervert that will die IF he calls me ugly ONE MORE TIME! D:<
Naara: ._.'
Jess: *knocks out Naara with a frying pan and hides him in a closet* No there's no perverts or other humans here, Twoey!^^'
Twoey: Okay... I don't care. I'm just glad to finally be in one of your fairytales^^
Jess: Okay, let's continue. After I fed Twoey, Twoey asked for his purple sewing spider who is your Uncle Spits... *looks around* Where's Spits?
Spits: *hiding in Taro's shirt* I'm not coming out!

@SandLover13:

^^' heh it happens

Taro: :D I smelled the blood of a pervert?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Good Point

Jess: Yup. I opened the door for Naara since I was the co-owner of the castle. I was making breakfast for Taro and the real owner of the castle-
*in the story*
Naara: Hey Jess, what are you doing here in the sky?
Jess: Shh... I'm trying to tell a bedtime story for my Hotaru. Go with it
Naara: Okay.
Jess: Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, Naara and I went inside and I made him something to eat when suddenly, there was a loud THUMP that sounded like an earthquake! The owner of the giant castle arrived.
Hotaru: Oh... was Uncle Naara scared?
Jess: A little

@SandLover13:

Seriously... then again you can kinda understand that if someone joins in some place that kills everyone you know, you'd be pretty mad

Taro: :D OMG cool!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Now, that's confusing

Jess: He got a small nosebleed but he could still breathe from where he is. Anyway, he came across this giant castle in the sky. He was getting cold and hungry, so he knocked on the giant door of the castle. This is where I come into the story
Hotaru: You are in this story, mommy? :D
Jess: Yup! And all of our friends and uncles are in it, too^^'

@SandLover13:

._.' I know right?

Taro: Did he get a nosebleed or did it get hard for him to breathe?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

O_o'

Jess: Wow... you said that at the same time o_o' Okay. Naara woke up and saw the staircase. He wanted to see what was up there, so he climbed the staircase all the way up to the clouds
Hotaru: Cool...^^

@SandLover13:

Yup ^^' but Scar nearly killed Ed and Al because of Ed's involvement in the Military Alchemists

Taro: :D wow!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh, that makes more sense then...

Jess: Naara showed the stones to Floyde. Floyde didn't think the stones were pretty enough so he threw the stones out the window. Overnight, the magic stones grew bigger and taller until dawn when it became a giant stone staircase.^^
Hotaru: :D Wow!

@SandLover13:

He's a kid though and wasn't involved with that

Taro: Oooh! What next?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh

Jess: I dunno... Back to the story... Naara went to mall to sell Jiji. When he came back, he got in return 3 magic stones.
Hotaru: Magic Stones?
Jess: Yup. Magic stones.^^

@SandLover13:

Edward is an Alchemist, yes

Taro: Doe he take happy pills?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Isn't Elric or Edward an alchemist?

Jess: I don't know. Sometimes he's nice... I think he's taking drugs or something...

@SandLover13:

Yup... Alchemists killed his people

Taro: Your brother doesn't sound very nice

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

._.' Really?

Jess: Okay. Once upon a time, there was my tall brother Naara. He stayed in an apartment with his two heartless friends, Jiji and Floyde. One day, they had no money and no food. To get some money, both Naara and Floyde decided to sell Jiji since he was so small. So Naara knocked out Jiji, put him in a bag, and went to the mall to sell Jiji the Heartless
Hotaru: Wow...

@SandLover13:

Then again, it kinda is for revenge

Taro: :D No I haven't I'd like to hear it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Me too

Hotaru: That was Awesome! :D You're turn mommy
Jess: Okay...^^ Have you ever heard the story of Naara and The Stone Staircase? (A parody of Jack and The Beanstalk)

@SandLover13:

I know right? I'm amazed

Taro: The squirrels had seen what Blondielocks had done to their house and suddenly became upset over all the mess and at her stealing. Suddenly, before Blondielocks could pull out her gun, the squirrels used their rabid power, jumped at her, and starting ripping and eating her flesh whole! After a few minutes, the screams died down and no one ever heard from the theif again :3 but then again, no one cared because she wouldn't steal or try to shoot them anymore

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Awesome. Being evil for a good cause... you don't see that in villains anymore

Hotaru: Okay... please go on with the story^^

@SandLover13:

He's evil in the sense of being good ^^'

Taro: They kinda look like rats but with lots of fur

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Huh?

Hotaru: What's a squirrel and what do they look like?

@SandLover13:

He's actually a bad guy but a good guy

Taro: :D All right
Well, Blondielocks couldn't resist the temtations of the safe and broke into it, taking everything inside of it to put in her sack. Jewels, gold, pearls, it didn't matter, she took all of it... Then the squirrels came home

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool

Hotaru: What's a safe?
Jess: It's a thing where you put money in, sweetie.^^ Taro, please continue... I like this story so far^^

@SandLover13:

He's one of the characters from the Anime and Manga ^^

Taro: It's been a while... but I think I might be thinking of Big Blue Walkinghoodie... Oh, I've got it now ^^ :D
Blondielocks was a very mean little theif. She broke and entered into everyone's house she came across, but only when they were gone. And if they'd come back, she'd pull a gun on them and murder them. Well, she was running from the cops and ran into a forest. She found a small little cottage and picked the lock quickly to get inside. Then she locked the door back and hid while the cops left. But as she was locked in there more, she liked seeing all of the things within their house and thought she could buy and pawn them off for money. She tried taking many things, but couldn't take many of the large or medium-sized items. Then she dropped everything when she saw something she could really get into... a safe

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Did you create him or is he one of the characters from the manga?

Hotaru: You forgot?

@SandLover13:

Scar is a murderer of Alchemist and things created by them

Taro: All right hm... how does it go...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

What a coincidence and who's Scar?

Jess and Hotaru: Okay, let's hear it :D

@SandLover13:

><' I know right? But that's what makes him good to be a Humonculus. And he does die later on ^^' Scar causes his brains to splatter on the ground after touching him

Taro: I've never heard of that story... Mommy told me the story Blondielocks and the Rabid Squirrels :3 and don't worry. The story is really good

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... why did you create Sex if he's too scary? You should've killed him off a long time ago

Hotaru: Yay! :D
Jess: O_o Sweetie, don't you mean Golilocks and the Three Bears? I didn't remember rabid squirrels in the story...

@SandLover13:

>>' that was probably the best thing to do

Taro: :D Okay, I'll tell you the story of Blondielocks and the three rabied Squirrels

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah, I wanted Sex to die as quickly as possible. He's scary. So he actually died in that story and Roulette, Taro & Jess actually ate him O_o'... Although I know in reality, my modern version of Audrey II might get indigestion because of eating Sex. That's how bad Sex is...

Hotaru: Okay. I don't know much stories, so you can tell a story :D

@SandLover13:

Thanks sis ^^ that means a lot
._.' yes I have... that was *shudders* perfect personality of him

Taro: :D How about we tell stories

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

You're welcome. Thanks for Concerto^^ I love how you drew him
Did you get to finish reading yet?

Hotaru: I don't know. I was asking you

@SandLover13:

They look awesome ^^ and thank you

Taro: What does Hotaru want to do? ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay. I created my new avatar and I posted up a fan art for you^^

Jess: Okay. Have fun^^
Hotaru: So what do you wanna do, daddy?

@SandLover13:

All right ^^ I'll read it right away

Taro: Of course sweetie ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yup. And I got to finish writing Act One for LSoH^^' I hope I got Sex's personality right... I'm really scared of him when I wrote his dialouge O_o' You should check it out... *shudders about Sex*

Jess: Mommy loves both of you boys^^ Just don't go giving me tummy aches, okay?
Hotaru: Yes mama... :D

@SandLover13:

*hugs back* Yay! ^^ my sis is back! I'm so glad X3

Taro: *hugs back and laughs* Daddy loves Hotaru and Mommy ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*happy* IT'S A MIRACLE! :D My Internet is back on thanks to mom! *hugs you tightly* YES! XD

Hotaru: Mommy! Can daddy stay here pwease?
Jess: Okay^^
Hotaru: Yay :D *hugs Taro*

@SandLover13:

I'm still sorry sis...

Taro: Sure Daddy can ^^ just ask Mommy

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It's okay... I'll think up of something

Hotaru: Can daddy stay with Hotaru for the whole day? :D *is very excited*

@SandLover13:

*still hugging* Don't worry sis, when you get your internet back, I'll still be here... I'm still sorry though

Taro: Want Daddy to stay here with you for a little bit?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Only for today... when I get back home, I wouldn't be on the internet *hugs some more*

Hotaru: A little...

@SandLover13:

It's okay sis... I'm here

Taro: *breathes in then out, puts hand on Hotaru's forehead, and hand turns green* Feel a little better?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

*hugs back and cries*

Hotaru: Okay *relaxes*

@SandLover13:

*hugs* I'm sorry sis...

Taro: Let Daddy see what's wrong with Hotaru, just relax, okay ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... you could've had no internet like me -_-'

Hotaru: I dunno D: I'm too young. Please make me feel better!

@SandLover13:

For a few hours thankfully ^^' could've been worse

Taro: *hugs back* I'm sorry Hotaru D: anything Daddy could do?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Did you lose power that time? I was lucky...

Hotaru: Yup D: I'm sick today *hugs Taro*

@SandLover13:

There was a huge one actually, knocked out some of the power

Taro: *comes closer* You feel a little sick?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

So right now, I'm using my mom's friend's computer T_T Was there a big rain storm where you live?

Hotaru: I feel a little sick... *coughs lightly*

@SandLover13:

awww... I'm sorry sis

Taro: :3 Hi Hotaru. How's my little boy?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yup... Sorry I wasn't here for a week. I couldn't come on because there was a huge thunder storm and we lost power and my Internet does not work! T_T

Hotaru: *sees Taro* Daddy! :D

@SandLover13:

Think it sounds good? ^^

Taro: *lands in her stomach* You're all right sweetie ^^... Now to check on Hotaru

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool

Jess: Be careful... *swallow Taro and smiles* Sweetie, you taste good^^ *burps, covers mouth, then puts her free hand on her stomach* Excuse me *giggles nervously*

@SandLover13:

I have an idea ^^ since the party is going to be a band concert of Ria and her relatives, we could have the balcony scene be when she's in her dressing room resting. We'll just have to switch up a lot of the wording they'll be saying.

Taro: *crawls up to her mouth* Of course I will

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah, but since our version is modern... that would be confusing >>'

Jess: Can you go inside me and see if Hotaru's okay in there?

@SandLover13:

You remember the story right?

Taro: Aw... can I do anything sweetie?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Well, there is Romeo and Juliet I need a Trailer for...

Jess: Yay... Ow.... *groans* I have a stomach ache T_T

@SandLover13:

Anything else I could help out with?

Taro: :3 yup

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yup, a little^^

Jess: Really?

@SandLover13:

lol it's very handy when it comes down to it ^^ does it help you out?

Taro: ^///^ it's nice

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay^^

Jess: Are you sure? I'm sorry if I'm making you blush... I just wanted to know how it felt putting you in my bra ^^'

@SandLover13:

Yup... those are mostly what charlie tells the people that interract with him, or what he writes in his journal

Taro: ^///^ nothing at all Jessy

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It's cool. So most of it is just Charlie quotes?

Jess: *gets up* What's wrong?

@SandLover13:

All right ^^

Taro: ./////. Jessy?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay... I'll go check it out

Jess: *picks Taro up* Wow... *has an idea and puts Taro inside her bra*

@SandLover13:

here's a good site ^^ http://classiclit.about.com/od/flowersforalgernon/a/aa_flowersquote.htm has most of the important ones :3

Taro: ^^' a little bit

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay

Jess: Gee, you look really tiny...

@SandLover13:

All right, hold on...

Taro: I'm glad...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

That would be helpful...

Jess: *smiles* That feels nice^^

@SandLover13:

Sounds really good ^^ and I will help out. You want me to get you some quotes?

Taro: *hand glows green and he strokes her* I'll make sure you won't be hurting any more

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I'm gonna post the first one up now for you to read it... But I need help for Flowers For Algernon though...

Jess: Okay... but it hurts... *her back breaks the ceiling*

@SandLover13:

So what's the first one? ^^

Taro: *strokes her hand* It's okay Jessy, everything will be fine

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Sure^^

Jess: *has grown really big* T_T I ate everything and I'm stuck in this small room and most of my clothes broke! D:

@SandLover13:

I can help out if you want ^^

Taro: *comes in* What's wrong sweetie?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... I kinda need some help writing them though...

Jess: Thank you Sweetie! Be right back *goes to put everything in the kitchen*
*15 minutes later*
Jess: *in a loud voice* Taro, could you come in here? I have a problem...

@SandLover13:

That sounds cool ^^

Taro: But I have everything ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yup... Right now, I'm thinking about writing trailers for the stories I'm doing...

Jess: Wow... ._.'

@SandLover13:

Sure ^^ that sounds good

Taro: I'll be back soon ^^ *leaves for the mall and comes back 10 minutes later* Sorry ^^' there was a line

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Well, we could do something together to take away the boredom

Jess: Yay... I'll wait right here for you, sweetie :D

@SandLover13:

wish I could help you out

Taro: :D Yay! shopping

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It's okay...

Jess: Okay... You can go grocery shopping then^^ *hands Taro a very long, long, long list XD*

@SandLover13:

I'm sorry about that sis

Taro: I can get them ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay... I'm bored...

Jess: A lot of random things actually... ._.'

@SandLover13:

yup...

Taro: What would you like?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Figures...

Jess: Yup^^' I hadn't eaten for a week and a half...

@SandLover13:

^^' yeah... that's why their personalities are like that

Taro: Hungry?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Ohh....

Jess: *stomach growls a lot* ^^'

@SandLover13:

Tobi made them for me actually

Taro: I love you too...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh....

Jess: I love you...

@SandLover13:

Taito and Nari ^^

Taro: *hugs her and kisses back*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Huh?

Jess: Yup^^
Twoey: *nudges Jess and Taro into a hugging embrace*
Jess: *kisses Taro*

@SandLover13:

XD I should put them up sometime

Taro: ._. really? ......... :D Yay!

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

XD

Jess: *becomes all innocent and child-like* Well :D You both are male, you both have lovely baritone voices, you both can sing, you both eat blood, you both grow big and strong, you both are cannibals, you both eat me up and let me stay in your stomach, and you both make me feel happy inside...

@SandLover13:

lol yup :3 I think it is

Taro: *stops* ... What do I have in common with a plant? ._.

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

It is?

Twoey: *300 feet tall at the moment* O_O' *slaps head with a leaf*
Jess: ._.' Um Taro.... you're not a plant (yet XD), your a human. ^^' I only call Twoey the Taro 2 because both you boys have a lot in common

lol XD this is really funny

Taro: *blinks* ._. I'm a plant now? HOLY S***! TIM GOT HIS REVENGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *screaming and running around the room because he doesn't get it XD*