This is for my friend Kelsey, Angel Zakuro. She's been feeling a bit under the weather and I figured she could use a pick-me-up, as well as a laugh.
She knows quite well my dark sense of humor. And this is my was of thanking her for always being my straightman, so to speak.

If any of you find this fun, feel free to use as well.

NNM
"All things in moderation" is only said by people who could not finish a Vermonster from Ben and Jerry's with only three people.