Hey people. Yuri and I had an awesome date.XD It went like this (in script format):
Me:*laying down on the ground, no shirt on*
Yuri:*holding a strawberry up to my mouth, wearing a lingerie nightgown, her pregnant body showing* Nya...you hungry, handsome?
Me:*eats the strawberry*
Yuri: Hee hee!^^*seductive giggle*
Me: Okay then.*wraps arms around Yuri* Now it's my turn to feed you.
Yuri: O//////O Shu-koi...you shouldn't have...^/////^
Me:*picks up phone* Hello, I would like 10,000 pizzas to go...Yeah, put it on Teme's credit card. Thanks!*hangs up and turns to Yuri* Now where were we?>:}
[insert major sexual pervertedness here]
Me: Look, the pizzas are here!^^*holds up pizzas* Half for you, half for me.*gives 5,000 for Yuri*
Yuri: Thanks Shu-koi!*licks cheek*
[5 hours of eating together]
Yuri: There's the last slice.
Me: Let's share.
Yuri and I:*takes one end and eats it until their lips touch and they kiss*
*both groan at the same time*
Yuri:*looks at her stomach* Man, I feel bloated. Too much pizza.
Me: Yeah me too.*pats stomach, then grabs Yuri* Here, sleep on me...it'll make my stomach ache go away.
Yuri:*lies down on me* Good night, Shu-Koi!
Me: Good night, my mate.
Both: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
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And that's what happened.
Teme didn't care for his credit card cuz' he's was too busy with Suki, if you know what I mean.
As for Yuri and I, we keep having this kind of dates. Which means we'll be feeding each other more often.>:)*pats stomach* Well, that's all for today.
~Shukaku
Guess what? I made Yuri pregnant!^^
Kyuubi: About time...
Shut it, Teme! Anyway, they are triplets and they're 2 boys and one girl. Yuki, Yumi, and Tsuki. Here are them now.
Yuki: Hi there. Right now, we're in mama's stomach. Baka is being like baka as always. Yumi's trying to take over mama and make mama giant. And dada is being like the perverted, drunk baka he is.^^
Kyuubi: I like Yuki. We both think you're a baka.
HEY! Yumi, what do you have to say?
Yumi: Hi people in the outside.^^ Just to let you know, I'm not like Aunt Misa. So far, mama is feeding me lots. I like that. But I think mama too small...why can't mama be big like dada? Dada strong and handsome. I even have a picture to prove it.^^ See? *holds out picture*
Yumi: I hope I can stay in here forever, but in a few weeks I'll be out. So that's me.
Like daughter, like father I suppose...Where's Tsuki?
Yuki: Tsuki was scared to meet the people, so he went on the other side and tried talking to mama in cat.-_-'
Ohhhhhhhh...That's all the time we have today. *here's crash*
Yuri: OW! Oh no, I'm big!
G. Yoshida: ICHIBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Gotta go!*runs to where the Yoshidas are*
Yuki: Yumi, you didn't! >.<
Yumi: I did.^^
Yuki: Why life, why you torment me?
~Shukaku
~Yumi
~Yuki
Kyuubi:Sorry folks. Baka here ate too much chocolate, so he's in his room.-_-'
[In the bedroom...]
*hic* Yo! God, that was too much chocolate.
Kyuubi:Told you that you'll look like a blimp...
Screw you Teme!
Kyuubi:Up your's, baka!
Don't make me eat you...
Kyuubi:I'll teleport out of there anyway, so what's the point of it.
There's free candy inside me that doesn't have my spit in it...
Kyuubi:Really? I mean, so what...
I have Suki in me...
Kyuubi:BAKA, YOU WILL DIE!!!!*slips into Shukaku's mouth*
*whispers*Sucker!>XD
~Shukaku
See Teme, I do get Valentine Cards! I got one from Minx. Here it is:
Minx's Valentine Card to Shukaku
Kyuubi:*reads card*My dollie-wallie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What? I like playing with her. Besides, you're her dollie-wallie too...Ken!XD
Kyuubi:*growls*
~Shukaku
Today is officially Valintine's Day. I'm so excited with Yuri's date.
Kyuubi:You know in Japan, the women give men candy. On White Day in March 14th, the men give women candy.
Really? That's even better! Since Yuri and I love each other very much, I'm going to get lots of chocolate.
Kyuubi:Yep. By the time Valintine's Day has ended, you'll be looking like a huge blimp.-_-'
Oh yeah? Imagine your face when Suki feeds you lots and LOTS of lollipops non-stop!XD
Kyuubi:*blushes*I wanna kill you..........
[Knock on door]
Man:Delivery for Shukaku Ichibi!
[Tons of cards and chocolates come out and Kyuubi is inside the huge pile]
Kyuubi:MmmmMmmMmMMMM!(Translation:Baka, get me out of here!)
*eating chocolate*Sorry Teme, but I'm too busy eating chocolate!
To be continued...
~Shukaku
