My love for movies is a great one; therefore, I've dedicated a bit of time to loving, hating and, above all, analyzing them in this corner of the internets. Don't be afraid to leave a comment, even if you don't know me. I don't bite, you know, and we may even start an interesting debate :3

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Note: no or minimal spoilers included. Big spoilers are flagged like this and don't take away from the review if you don't read them.

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Supernatural | Thriller | Trailer

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Other sections
PicReviews - sometimes, images are better than text.
Two-Paragraph Reviews - bite-size appreciation or bitching.
Soundtrack Spotlights - music that's not just music. It's magic.

How do I grade movies?
Originality + creativity (if it's been done before and how original this interpretation is): 2 points
Actors (acting and if they fit the parts): 2 points
Soundtrack (if it stands out, blends in, impresses me etc.): 2 points
Special effects/Natural flow: 1 point
How much I enjoyed it: 3 points

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Statistics:
# of reviews on indefinite hiatus: 0
# of reviews pending to be added: 0
# of reviews currently on this World: 23
# of movies I've actually seen: 600+ (see here*)
# of movies I want to see: 100+

* ratings are subject to change; if I see a movie again, I might give it a different rating based on previous experience and other things I've seen.

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So I watched the "50 Shades" trailer

Trope checklist, engage! See it here and laugh with me!

Check all that apply:
[ ] quiet, mousy, has-no-hobbies, unfashionable-but-slightly-hipsterish girl who eventually comes out of her shell
[ ] tall, dark and handsome guy
[ ] pure girl x hedonistic guy. Guy ends up kinkifying girl, girl ends up "spiritually purifying" guy.
[ ] guy works in a corporation, probably on the 40th floor, in a huge office with windows for walls and nothing blocking the view
[ ] guy is stinking rich
[ ] guy is interested in/excels in both business and the arts
[ ] guy either frowns or cocks one eyebrow (heh, "cocks")
[ ] guy's face appears more often than the girl's
[ ] at least 3 consecutive seconds of intense staring and double entendres
[ ] slow, sensual music building up
[ ] sexual tension out the yin-yang
[ ] guy goes shirtless at some point
[ ] girl is always covered up (clothes, sheets etc.) - 'cept that one time her back is visible for a split second
[ ] quick collage of images/snippets of scenes at some point
[ ] trailer goes on for a minute longer than it should
[ ] trailer reveals roughly 80% of the movie

A comment on YT: "All the women want to watch this, now my girlfriend is gonna be obsessing over this and im gonna end up getting dragged to the movies to watch this and then be compared to whoever the main guy is...again thank you for fvcking up my day"
Lmao.

Nothing can top Ellen Degeneres reading it, though.

Note that I haven't read the books, but I probably will. I hear they're hilariously bad erotica. ("secret gardens"? really?)

Harry Potter 4 (2005): an accurate review

This review not only sums up the movie itself, but also my thoughts on it. ...

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The Prestige (2006)

"Are you watching closely?" [Alfred Borden, first line] Felt the need to begin my review with the line the movie itself opens with, because this is precisely what you should do the whole time you watch it. But, no matter how much attention ...

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Shutter Island (2010)

Here we have another case of me jumping on the bandwagon of adoration; I'm not doing this because it's trendy, but because I genuinely enjoyed this movie. As a matter of fact, it's one of my all-time favorites and I recommend it to anyone I can. E...

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