D.e.M.o.N.!.0 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/08/12 | Reply
shin-chan: ohhoh~ i'll be a grown 6 years adult this years~.. ohhoa~ =o=
misae: stop with that wish!! *hits* how can 6 years kid be an adult~ hurry up, sleep!
hiroshi: i wanna be a kid again...-_-
misae: what..?!! *demonic*
himawari: uuuWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cries*
misae : oh my...=__="
hiroshi: oh my....-__-'
natsu: BEAT GILDART & ERZA!!!! GARYUU NOOO!!
gray: PISS OFF NATSU!! *undress*
erza: gray your cloth!!
happy : I'll make a world filling with fish~ rrr~ =^3^=
lucy : need to find a new job for this year rent~ -___-" *sigh*
cana: i'll be this year s-class mage! *drunk*
juvia: juvia will be gray-sama bride~ aahh~
gajeel: i ve made a new song for year 2012~ *clear throats* ahem!
charla: stop those creepy singing already~
Otakuite | Posted 01/08/12 | Reply
Naruto: extracting a rent from the fox chakra
Killer bee: to know his idol Rossana
Grell: Suigetsu and Karin recognize him as their son
Karin(Naruto): find another poor devil to attach like a leech
Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 01/07/12 | Reply
Hazama: To not be a troll to all these worthless pieces of trash not even worth kicking about, starting from now.
Noel Vermillion: To ask what Kokonoe meant by Ragna's "INFERNO DIVIDER!"
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/05/12 | Reply
clamp - to get new characters for my anime/manga
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/05/12 | Reply
Oh dang, you're right!! Unless... Mr.H suddenly starts brewing "stuff" in there...>.> Who knows where the taboo noise came from... XD
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/05/12 | Reply
lol Sho doesn't have much competition for his.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
To Everyone in the whole world: Let people like what they like, yo.
Non-trolls: Shoot the trolls with Leon's gunblade.
Oh yeah, and let this be something for Leon: find a new pair of pants for KH.
Everyone in KH: SAY "SORA, DONALD AND GOOFY" LIKE THERE AREN'T PERIODS IN BETWEEN THEIR NAMES, PLEASE!!! No more "Sora.Donald.Goofy." Oh, please.
1.) Angel: To finally catch Mephi and be rid of MephiLand!!!
2.) Headmaster:"Finally Zero will drink my blood!"
3.) Fran: Wear clothes.
4.) Sasuke: To get a different hair style!
5.) Mugen: Fight Jin!
6.) Fuu: Get some money!
7.) Hitsugaya: To get taller.
8.) Yamamoto: Wear a shirt and KEEP IT ON!!!
9.) Ganta: To stop crying!
10.) Niche: To stop taking off my underwear and eat Steak!!!
11.) Sailor Moon: making my come back!
12.) Koneko: To grow some hair.
13.) Yami-Yugi: To limit the use of destiny!
14.) Tea: To do something other than cheer.
15.) C2: Only eat 5 pizzas per day...
16.) Tadase-Kiseki: TO RULE THE WORLD!!! WORLD DOMINATION!!!
This list could go on and on so here is where I shall stop!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
I'm a vampire!
Ohhhhhh yeah >XD.
Sora- to finally get some of Riku's superior muscles and strength
Kaname K.- to finally seek out a theraphist (oh please, Kaname!)
Capt. Hitsugaya- to drink several 10 galloon jugs of milk and gain one half inch per gallon
Cloud- to only be emo half of the time this year
Square Enix- to finally tell us the truth on if there's really gonna be a KH3, and to please, please bring Zack Fair back to life somehow!<<okay, that's more like a personal wish :D
Sho (TWEWY)- to finally become the number one sculptor of zetta epic trash heaps in Shibuya
Rin-read over 500 manga!
Yukio-keep Rin from reading over 500 manga and force his brother to study more!
Amaimon- to eat all of Mephi's candy once and for all
Rena- to get a bigger cleaver
Seto Kaiba- to be an even bigger jerk this year
Bokura-to stop getting hurt every 30 seconds (just make it five miuntes!)
Crow- to come up with a new catch phrase (I just can't say "Ssssssssslice" anymore...)
Reno- to infect everyone in FF7 into adding "yo" at the end of their sentences, yo.
Neku-figure out where Megumi Kitaniji got his headphones
Xemnas-be less angsty
Lag-to reduce the times he bursts out into tears to only three times a day
Seto (Fragile Dreams)- get a LED flashlight, no matter what!
Tyki Mikk- to buy a better outfit
Light-invest in a "Resurrection Note"
Ok,ok. I stop there! My list could go on forever, yo.
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/04/12 | Reply
Vegeta - Count OVER 9000!!
*shot* Sorry, had ta do it...
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/04/12 | Reply
hmm....so they'd be the same height then
Ed: *antena twitches* I feel I'm not the shortest any longer...
Bikre: not you too!!!!
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/04/12 | Reply
Baaahahaaa! Let evil pay for itself!
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Toriko: To try and take on win the "unwinnable" food challenges in the United States.
(Seriously, I don't really think competitive eating is a good idea...)
Strawberry (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Edward is 4'11. 5'5 is including his tall shoes and his "edtenna".
-those with the biggest hearts hurt the most
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Ed: To redo FMA but all the other characters must be on their knees the entire time so he is the tallest
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
omg Ed's taller than someone XD
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Fujiko Mine: To keep whoring.
Gainax Studios: To remake Evangelion again and keep trolling HARD.
Naruto: To beat my franchise to death *dattebayo*.
Hatsune Miku: To schedule a Philadelphia area concert.
Bruce Wayne: To pay child support to Catwoman for Roger Smith.
And a non-anime example:
Susan Strong: To stop having these half-ass unreveals and just say I'm a human.
Otakuite | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
juvia form fairy tail- stalk grey
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
I think so, in the back of one of the books it said Ed was 165cm total including the antenna of hair and boots, so that's 5'5"? He's taller than me...so then yes, Bi is much shorter than Ed XD
does that mean he's shorter than Ed :D
Allen: To eat as much as possible! And save the world, and get closer to Lenalee...
Gray: TO BEAT NATSU!!! And break this ridiculous habit of mine!
Rin: To surpass Yukio!!
*my OC* Bikre: To get taller, I'm 16 and 4'11"!!!! Why am I so freakin short?!!!
>because you're cute! X3
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Kisa - to hang out with oneesan as munch as possible
Vegeta, Frieza and Ed - to grow taller
Frieza - to get a manlier voice
Shigure - "high school girls, high school girls"
Ayame - to bound with Yuki
Hawkeye - for mustang to under stand that he is useless in the rain
Italy - pasta, to eat more pasta
Kagome - to say sit less, sorry Inuyasha
Shaoran - for Sakura to love me again
Queen of Mustaches (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Butterfly (OC): to get my writer to come up with an actual story for me !!
L: To quit his job and open a bakery
Whenever he does manage to fire it in one episode it always misses.
Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Ash Ketchum: (Fourth attempt) Score with female protagonist
Goku: To become a family man. He can destroy planets, but he can't help Gohan with his homework
Sora: To find shoes that fit.
Toshiro and Sasuke: To start the great Fangirl war of 2012.
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
L-Finally franchise his own candy shoppe
Edward Elric-To grow a few inches
I'm a veggie, dawg (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
LOL Shizuo, keep these up dude, they're good.
Bubblegum'd! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
*hands over some nuggets*
OH GOD YES.
TenTen: To finally hit something with one of those thousands of weapons.
Tenten: To get more screen time.
Roy Mustang learned fire blast, but Roy Mustang already knows 4 moves. Which move should be forgotten?
Ember Slack off
lol "Hero Law #48"
Anything broken in the name of justice shall not be paid for in the name of justice.
Kuchiki Rukia: To get to see more of Nii-sama's artistic talents.
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
If the creator of the series actually wrote it that way, yaoi in anime is fine because we can then know it's there and avoid it. But fan-created yaoi is right out.
I don't know, I think Shizuo lives by the same rules as Superman and Batman: you don't have to make restitution for what you break in a fight.
Yes, that is Xelloss.
Ash Ketchum: To learn that fire does not beat water
Mind Reader (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
I know, I feel sorry for him. hope he'll get one before the world ends xD
Brock never wins :(
Brock: To make nurses Joy and officers Jenny fall for me... At least one of them !
Bakura: To find the Heart of the Cards....then stab it to death.
Oldschool (Otaku Legend) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Trying to think of something witty and funny just isn't working for me. This is all I got;
Yami-Yugi: To get my own body!
Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist
Aizen: To start a successful fashion line since taking over the world failed. I mean the man is gorgeous let him share his secret.
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Kyubey- To obtain more contracts of course. :3
L'Cie (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Zero Kiryuu: Get rid of ALL the purebloods.... except for Yuuki Kuran.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Become the new captain for the 13 court guard squads after high school.
Shinn Asuka: To keep moving forward towards a new future
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Drachen Herz (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Aizen: To escape his prison
Urahara: To keep Aizen at prison
Ichigo: To bring back Aizen if he escapes from prison
Yamamoto: To just chill out grow his beard as much as possible~! :D
Shizuo: To pay for everything hes ever broken in Ikebukero.
Walker and Erika: To read the entire series of Durarara in one sitting
Alphonse Elric says: I wanna be a real boy!
lol I thought about using that one
Sebastian says: To get his degree because apparently being the black butler doesn't have a dental plan.
Afrofantastic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
Edward Elric: I hope this time it doesn't cost me an arm and a leg.
Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/03/12 | Reply
I like a lot of these.
Even Faithless Fighter's... even though I'm a Yaoi fan. B3
Because, some characters do NOT belong together. .__.;
Zuko: To find out WHERE my mother went!! BU
And, then... I met you.
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Zeru: To dodge the Dragon of the Darkness Flame this time
Sasori: To apologize to his fanbase for losing to Sakura
Trunks: To avoid another android apocalypse
Vash: To kidnap himself and obtain 6,000,000 dollars
GlaDOS: To make sure the cake stays a lie.
Pikachu: pika pika chuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Ghost Nappa: To Haunt Vegetaa-Wait! ... I already do that, don't I? .x.b
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Thank you for that. I hate yaoi.
P.S. I think all of your resolutions are the funniest. I'd name my favorites but I like too many of them.
Tsuna: To do everything LIEK A 10TH BOSS
Ayasegawa Yumichika says: I'll grow my hair longer this year!
Kurama says: My roses' color shall be changed to blue.
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Amy: To catch up with Sonic so I can get him to marry me... or at least take me out to dinner or something!!!
Akari Mizunashi: To stop saying embarrasing lines.
Alphonse Elric: To finally get a cat.
Link: To pillage innocent people and break all of their nice jars
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Vash the Stampede: To teach people that this world is made up of
LOVE AND PEACE!!!
Baron Von Kumichou (Founder) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
the Shadow-Walker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Tajima: KOUSHIEN ALL THE WAY!
SarhH (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Hanai: to become as good as tajima at baseball and maybe ask him out too
Neko Girl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Canada: To get people to notice me!
Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada!!
Navi: To get you to listen
Ganon: To avoid that arrow to the heart
Yamcha: to actually be relevant to the plot.
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Matthew Williams: Start wearing flashier clothing.
AMEN. YOU GET THE BIGGEST BAMF REWARD: People replying to your comment.
And a (fourth) thank you from me :) That was brilliant.
Bowser: To beef up my minions so they can keep Mario out of my castle.
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
AMEN TO THT finallly
The assbutt (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
yes thank you e.e' (dont like yaoi)
Thank you. I was thinking that.
Every male anime character: To destroy the Yaoi industry
Link: to finally stop saving zelda
Mario: i hear u brother
King DeDeDe: To get that Kirby.
We have video games on here; can't we do video game only characters too?
Yu Narukami: to get to know my friends better
Ichigo Kurosaki: to get strong enough to protect my friends
Hinata: N Naruto-kun..i didn't take you for kind of m man
Sakura: U AINT GETTING A HAREM U BAKA
Ebisu: then can i have them
Hinata: t-to become l-less shy *blushes looking down*
Tohru: to help the Soma family as much as i can!
Kyo: to beat that damn Yuki!!
Yuki: wait wait i think i've heard this joke before
Ichigo Kurosaki: to get stronger
Orihime: t-to tell Ichi-kun how i really feel
Naruto: To say Dattebayo less, Dattebayo! ....DAMMIT!
Sasuke: To kill Itac-.....I did that...to kill Dan-...Did that too...To destroy Konoha *laughs with blood coming out of eye*
Tobi: Get a hobby...
Dino: To get new shoes...these ones make me trip. D<
Hibari: To bite the people on my list to death
Vanitas: To knit more socks...OF DOOM. *cackle*
Ichigo: To steal the show back from Toshiro. It never belonged to him in the 1st place
Kyo: Finally kick rat boy's ass!
Yuki: You say that every year.
Sasuke: To revive my clan. JK JK I really just want to kill Naruto.
Naruto: TO BECOME HOKAGE!...and bring back Sasuke...and ask out Sakura...GODDAMN IT, MY LIFE SUCKS.
Tsunade and Orihime: To get a breast reduction because my back HURTS.
Major Armstrong: To buy more shirts only to destroy them.
Izaya: To get a real hobby like knitting and not ruining lives.
Sasuke: to be less emo
Naruto: to eat more ramen
Ichigo: finally ask rukia out
Major armstrong: TO BE MORE MOTIVATED TO GIVE YOUTHS MORE MOTIVATION WITH MY MANLY CHEST
Roy Mustang: To finally get the guts to ask Riza out
undertaker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Kakashi Hatake says to get new books
Sanji: To quit smoking lollipops
Fighting Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
XD lmao ah pokemon songs the good old days!!!
Dear Common Sense, I miss you please come home, before I do something else stupid. Love Me.
I'm a veggie, dawg (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/02/12 | Reply
Haha this will be fun.
Ivan Braginski: For everyone to become one with Russia.
Ash wants to be the very best (like no one... well, you get it...)
Team Rocket: To finally get that Pikachu (this'll probably be next year's too... and the year after that... and...)
Can we do manga and video game characters too?
Inuyasha: Try to be nicer to Kagome and not hurt Shippo
Miroku: Try to flirt with Sango and no one else
Ikkaku: don't go nuts when someone calls me bald
Ash Ketchum: ♬ To be a master, pokemon master ♬
Ooh, this should be fun... here's a thought:
Luffy: To keep sailing toward the One Piece!
Usopp: *slap* That's not a resolution; you're already doing that!
Luffy: Oh. Well then, to keep eating meat!
Usopp: He's not getting it.
But I'm having a hard time thinking of many others at the moment that characters aren't already striving for; aside from something like Konata Izumi setting a new goal for anime, manga, and video game consumption, my mind isn't being too cooperative :S
America: To be the hero!!!!
England: To not kill someone with my cooking.
Edward Elric: To grow three feet taller!
Ash Ketchum says: To finally hit puberty
Naruto says: To stalk Sasuke
Sasuke says: To finally file that restraining order
Krillin says: To avoid death
Light Yagami says: To get counseling
Spike says: To not die at the end.