Have a sad, pouting little Betelgeuse! :D

He's bored and lonely because nobody ever calls him. He's uncharacteristically calm in this picture, but I think maybe he just gets so spastic when people are actually around. If he's been in that same graveyard for as long as I think he has, I'm sure there's only so much that can distract him anymore.

The title I got from a quote from Betelgeuse himself -- during the wedding scene when the weird alien midget priest dude was going to say "beloved" and Beej made a bunch of weird monkey noises and then "Nobody says the b-word, c'mon." I just thought it held kind of a double meaning since his name starts with B and nobody ever calls him. ;P

Beetlejuice/Betelgeuse (C) Tim Burton & The Geffen Company
Art (C) Me