Chapter 2: Enter Wonderland
A girl stepped out of a dark corner and walked towards me. She had bloody, matted purple hair, very tanned skin, cat ears and a tail. She looked like the cat in human form. Her clothes were black tight, thick strap shirt and tight leggings, with black flats. All were very dirty and bloodstained. She gave me the creepy smile.
"See? This is what happens when you don't listen Alice. Maybe next time you'll put on your good ears. Heeheehee!" she said. It was then that I realized that this girl was the cat. "Most refer to me as the Cheshire Cat. You can call me Chess or Chessy for short. Now, you have a choice. Go through the door, or..."
"Or what?!" I erupted. "It's the only way out of here! What other choice do I have?!" Her smile widened when she heard this.
"Alice, there's always the options to not go through the door! But, if you insist, then we shall proceed." She walked up to the door and knocked softly. A big yawn came from the lion head knocker. Wait, now knockers are yawning?! What next, thankful flowers?! Following, I saw the door open to total darkness. Side by side, we stepped through the door, onto a platform of darkness. The door closed, and a jerk beneath us nearly threw me off my feet.
"Ah, well, it's taking us to club territory. While we wait, I'll answer some questions." she said. I opened my mouth to speak but was stopped by a hand up. She continued: "We are about to enter Wonderland, home of the card deck, previous home to the chess pieces. Many other creatures are around, of course. Where you just were was what is considered the 'medium' between your world and Wonderland.
"Now you are probably wondering about your current state. I will have to go into a bit of backround information first. Who did this to you? You did. You didn't heed the warning. The other behind this is what is called a 'Joker'. Many of them are wandering around. Many of them love pranks, some like stirring up trouble between people. Some, like the one in question, are perverted. This Joker probably likes his girls in a maids outfit, albino, 16 years old, with skinny waist a large breasts. About the curse on the dress, the second part of it is that, from now on, everything you eat will be added directly to your breasts. If you eat a whole pound cake, you'll have the whole weight of the pound cake added. Third part, should you ever meet this Joker, you will fall under a love spell. From there, you will basically be his doll." I was shocked. All this information swirled around me. I couldn't say anything.
Next thing I knew, we were standing in the middle of dense woods. I looked over at her.
"If you want," she started, then dissapeared behind a tree, only to appear standing in another, "I could help you find and kill this guy." Kill? Could I really order to kill someone? After a short period of consideration and mental debate, I had my answer.
"No," I said. Wow, even my voice had changed! It was slightly higher, more sing-songy.
"Well, if you really want to ignore that poem again..." she sneaked off behind the tree, and was gone entirely.
