finders keepers ;;

drew's amazing.
andmybestfriend.

what kind of girl would be so obsessed with you me at six and all time low?

that'd be me. i'm that girl. jessica's the name, and lying is the game. but lying's not always the game, i didn't lie about my obsession right there. i am obsessed with atl and youmeatsix. i can name all of all time low's song just by hearing it, and i know most of the songs from you me at six.

oh my. here i am trying to "wow" you with some decent first impression and already you think of me as some lying band obsessed teenager. well, you must know there is more to me then that.

like my swagger. and my legit-ness. it's pretty ghetto crazy.

if you're anybody who knows anything, then you'll know i have a mild case of heffaphobia? halfaphobia? i don't know. but i do know i have an irrational fear of being touched. well, i wouldn't say it's irrational. i'd like to think it's rational. as rational as can be. either way, do not, under any circumstances enter my little bubble. i freak the ~~fuck~~ out. ask anybody who's anybody.

that's not always the case. if i'm comfortable enough with you or i'm just comfortable that day, i won't mind. with some i'm comfortable around them all the time, with others it's an on and off thing.

another thing about me; i'm always smiling. well, at least eighty percent of the time. if i smiled one hundred percent of the time, my jaw would need some serious work.

now, i'm not saying that i'm a saint or anything, because i can assure you i am most definitely not even remotely close to being a saint. i've been called a bitch far too many times, i've already lost track. i've lied so many times in my life, i couldn't tell you what was the truth if it was standing right in front of me. i've been grounded because of my anger issues and my attitude. i swear far too much for a girl my age, and sometimes my parents are ashamed of me.

but i'm alright with that.

now if you really know me, you'd know i'm also kind of philophobic. i don't know how this has happened, i think it's because of the whole touching thing, i'm so afraid of people getting close to me physically, that my mind has convinced my body that i'm afraid of people getting close emotionally.

that's pretty logical, right?

of course it is. at least, that's what i tell myself.

sure i've had infatuations, but never have i been infatuated enough for a relationship. besides, i'm stressed out enough. i don't need a boyfriend stressing me out too. plus there's the fact that i haven't found the right guy.

no, not "mr. right" because i'm well aware that he won't be coming around like, ever. i'm talking a guy who could handle me and my moodiness. or the fact that i might put myself before anybody else sometimes. that i might be a demanding, nagging, bitch, but he'll stay long enough to see through that and actually like me because he knows my perks.

yeah. that's gonna happen.

oh, yeah. i'm currently in middle school, and basking in my free health care. which is highly appreciated with all the sprains i've gotten. which leads me to the subject of basketball.

basketball is the whole reason why i have this darn sprained ankle. the same ankle i sprained two times before. once in february again, from basketball, and another time about maybe three years ago from soccer. but basketball is def my favourite sport there is. but that doesn't mean i dislike all the other sports, i'm up for something different.

i like sports. don't hate.

my mind's always in the gutter. and i am not just saying that, because it is exactly as it is. the truth. not it's not exactly eighty year old pedophile dirty, just the whole, oh, yeah, i'm gonna laugh because i can take that sexually. which is pretty much most of the time.

i'm conceited, but i don't consider myself pretty. i haven't met one girl yet who is so self-centered they go around telling people how beautiful they are. i've only ever heard all of my girl friends saying they're 'hideous'. which is far from the truth. so, i'm gonna be one of those annoying girls and tell you i am full on hideous. even if you may think it's a lie, i refuse to depart from denial.

i like denial. it's like a secure, little blanket. you know, one that's so soft and warm you can't help but wrap yourself up with it. and it's pure ecstasy because it's yours and no one else's. and with that blanket you don't have to face the truth. you can convince yourself of anything and everything. it's tainted bliss. your tainted bliss.

but in this case, it's mine.

i'm opinionated and almost always brutally honest, if you ask for my opinion i won't hesitate telling you the truth. if i don't like something, i'll straight up tell you i don't like something. but twenty-five percent of the time i hold it in. not for my sake, of course. i just don't wanna be a bitch all the time. it's a life choice.

i may not say what i really think of you, but i will think it. oh, i will. if you're reading this now, thinking what a terrible human being i must be, think about this. even if you haven't exactly told people off or bitched and moaned about someone behind their back, you're judging me right now. and you hardly even know me.

everybody judges on first impressions. sometimes even appearance alone. i do it, i'm not gonna lie about that. so you can't sit there thinking i'm a complete liar, also everybody's lied. even if it's a small, white lie. a lie is a lie, no matter how much you like to think that it's not.

me. i happen to be a compulsive liar. and i've been one for years, it wasn't until this year that i've admit it.

you've heard about my many flaws. and just like my flaws i have many perks. maybe you'll get to see them one day, maybe you won't. only time will tell.

now continue wondering how i sleep at night.

Sincerely, the most legit bitch there is :]

Created By XCandyLuverX

You Gotta Love Rain

My whole day has been ruined? By what, you may be asking(probably not though)? Rain. Stupid wet, watery rain.

I was just over at Jay's and I left about 30 minutes later because my parents weren't home, and I wasn't even supposed to be(Yes, I am bad-ass), and my brother said I had to be home by 4:30. Well anyways, when I left it was raining, and my hair goes all curly and frizzy when it's wet, so I wasn't happy at all.

Screw rain!

Don't get me wrong, I love watching it, as long as I'm in my house, looking at through the window and not actually outside getting drenched.

So now it's all gloomy and grey outside. Not to mention very depressing. Playing in it is just as fun, as long as I can take a shower after, but really. It's been raining all weekend! It's ruined the only two days I get off this week.

AND --to top it all off-- I have to wake up EXTRA early tomorrow because I have to take a frickin' blood test. Who gets up at 7:00am for a blood test?

I get up at 7:00 for school, but now I'm gonna be late probably and my dad's gonna nag me on how many school days I missed, and how many times I've been late.

Ugh. Screw rain.

Well, now that my rant is done for today I bid you a good day.
Jesus I sound old.
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!

OH YEAH!

What have we learned today?!

Jessica hates being outside in the rain, and her hair goes all POOF!

Gawd, my hair really sucks when it air dries. This is why I use a magic tool called a blow drier.

I LOVE YOU, BLOW DRIER!
BYEEE!

He's A Playboy, Baby!

I'm listening to Playboy by Candy Coated Killahs. Good song.

I should really update my stories on here. It's hard to balance all this stuff, so I might put my newest one # 1 Rule in Slayer's Handbook: Never Fall in Love with the Enemy on Hiatus. But then again, I might not.

Depends.

It's 10:02am here. I got up like 15 minutes ago.Gawwwwwwwwd! I don't like mornings. Then again, most of my friends don't either. Except Erin, she loves waking me up at 6am.

Then I hit her, and she hits me back and makes me get up. Gawd.

I think I'm gonna hang out with Ash today. If it's not cold out or anything and if she can. If not, I might go with Jay, or somebody else.

I need Jolt. Like really badly. Or something that has sugar and caffeine and it can't be coffee. I don't like coffee.

I'M BORED! I 'm gonna go be un-bored.
Byeeeee!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you

It's so wrong, it's RIGHT! I love my teletubbie friends. ;-)

Random title.

I'm in a random mood today, wanna know whyyyyy??

So do I!

You gotta love bananas!

Wanna know what I feel like doing?

Well I should comb my hair, because I have MAJOR bedhead, but I don't wanna. I'll probably just finger comb it. Gawd, that sounds dirty.

I probably should be cleaning my room too, but I don't wanna because cleaning means I'll have to go through my closet, and nobody wants to do that. Not even my mommy!

RAPE! SHE GOT RAPED! At least, I think she did. HOLY KUMQUATS! I'm watching CSI: Miami.

POLLY POCKETS!

I loved that hair changing thing when I was little. Then I cut off her hair to test if her head changed colours, too. It didn't.

FIVE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

I'm hooked to that stuff, too.

I should get some no-smudge eyeliner. Do they even sell that here?

I'm not sure, but they should! Ugh, I hate mascara, it always make my eyelashes clump together, then it looks like a spider is crawling out of my eye. It's ~~fuckin'~~ DISGUSTING!

INTERNETS MADE FOR PORN!

I personally don't know where that came from.

Anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyways! I should be on MSN. So i'M goNNa GO dO ThAt NOw.(Ask me for my MSN, and I won't call you a stalker! jK, jK!)

WHAT HAVE WE lEarnED today?!

EWWWWWW! ONE OF MY OLDER FRIENDS HAS A CRUSH ON MY BROTHER! GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!

Yea, that's true. It's YUCKY!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!

I'll Keep You My Dirty Little Secret!

52 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.

1. What is your natural hair color?
Black

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
At schoooooool

3. What's your middle name?
Iftw

4. Your current relationship status?
Single and loving it! Gawd, that reminds me of that McDonald's commercial. Bleh.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I don't have a crush, so I'm good.

6. What is your current mood?
Meh. The rare calm

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
My friends

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
Well, if hugging was considered cuddling then just about everybody! Except the people I don't know or some other people

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would you change?
Um, a lot?

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day-
A BUNNY! Gawd I love their tails. They're like ORGASMIC!

12. Ever had a near death experience?
When I was about 8 or something, I went swimming and --this is the reason I don't swim anymore-- but I went down the fast slide, and I almost drowned, and everything went black for about 2 minutes or so, and it was really scary. My mommy even almost drowned too.

13. Something you do a lot?
Sleep, talk, sing loudly, yell, "I love you!" or my favourite, "You're my new best friend!" at random people, listen to music, dance wildly, go to the park

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Dirty Little Secret- All American Rejects. Hence the title of this post.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Blood Moon Wolf (MY BESTIE!)

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Nobody that I know of

17. When was the last time you cried?
I think last month or something like that

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
No, but I've recited a speech in front of one

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Hm, tough one, INVISIBILITY!(Inside joke with Taylor), and mind-reading so I can go all ninja on 'yo ass.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Definitely hair, and eyes, and sometimes the smile. Actually, the smile comes right after the hair.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks/Tim Hortons?
Haven't taste Starbucks yet, and I hardly go to Tim's, usually when it's my time and I'm having cravings, but that's about it, unless my mommy brings it up.

22. What’s your biggest secret?
My biggest secret, ey? (Yes, I actually said it. I am Canadian) Hm, OH! I GOT IT! Wait, I can't say it. So, I'll tell you the second one! I happen to lie a lot (Just mostly to the people I hate), and I can't look into the mirror for too long, without thinking of doing something I can't say or else one of my friends will yell at me.

23. What's your favorite color(s)?
Red, Blue, Lime green, and Black

24. When was the last time you lied?
Probably a few minutes ago

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Psh, pht, NO! Okay, well maybe. FINE! I do, okay? Happy? GOSH!

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing.

28. What's your favorite smell?
Uh, it's this massage cream, and GAWD! It's erotic!

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Random

30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Um, I think it was during class when Mely gave me a hug

31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No, but I have to admit, that would be really sweet.

32. What are you thinking about right now?
YO MOMMA! Jk, uh, my secrets, I guess?

33. What should you be doing?
My homework, which I'll save for last minute like I usually do

34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Um, nothing really, I'm in a good mood today. Ish.

35. Do you like working in the yard?
Yea, I inherited my grandma's gardening skills and cooking skills, except she doesn't burn stuff, I got the burning thing from my mommy! You gotta love genetics.

36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I'm not sure.

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Papers, suitcases, skinny jeans, an old flower girls dress (I looked HOT in it, may I add), annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd a computer monitor. Don't ask.

38. Do you act different around your crush?
If I did have one, and when I did, not really. In fact, I'm more flirty with the guys who are just my friends.

39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night! I love my Binky Bear!

40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Usually everyday, except the days where I forget or something like that.

41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
I forget sometimes, I usually do, though.

42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Pht, NO! I say something stupid in front of everybody.

43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Yea, and I saw this really hot guy. DAAAAAAAAMN!(Enough said)

44. Do you lie about your age?
No, people usually get it wrong anyways. They always guess 16 or older, my doctor thought I was 20! Awwwwwwkward!

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yeah, pretty funny actually.

46. Do you pick your nose?
Not that I can remember

47. What's the one food you hate?
Lamb, sheep, duck, escargot, goat, most animals. Except for chicken, beef, and some fish. The rest of the meat products just won't stay down! Jk, I can't stand knowing I just ate something like lamb, I'd throw up immediately.

48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
If jolt counts, then definitely that!

49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S FAKE?! Well, there goes my dreams. Kidding! I figured out the hard way when I was five. Terrible, terrible times.

50. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Once, but it turned out I had a nose bleed anyways. Ironic.

51. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
Their lime green! And it has a little froggy on it.

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Pssssssh, YEA!

Don't you love learning?
I don't.
Don't you love learning about me?
I DO!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!

I'M ON MY THIRD JOLT OF THE DAY!

HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPLES!

I have a splitting headache, I'm drinking my third Jolt, and I'm like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HIGH!

I just got back from the park with Ashley, Drew, and Jay. AND HOLY SHIT! I've never said 'I love you' that many times.

And I was yelling at some fifth grader, and I waved to two of my brother's friends. AND MELY'S MY WALKING BUDDY!

LOVE YOU, MELY!

DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOOOOOOOOOVE JOLT?!

'Cause I will never get enough of this stuff!

Wanna know what I yelled at the fifth grader?

Well, I'll tell you anyways.

We were at the park, right? Yea, we were. And Dylan (that's his name) came roller blading by, and he kept telling me to shut up, so I was like, "DON'T DO THIS DYLAN! I CAN CHANGE!"

Then he kept telling me to shut up. So when he's leaving, I'm all like, "LOVE YOU DYLAN!" Even though he has a girlfriend, who happens to be one of my former friends. We're not really friends anymore, with me being all older and stuff.

So yea, he keeps coming back, and then leaving with me yelling I love you. Annnnnnnd then, when he came back the fifth time, I was like "Whoa, Dylan. You just can't get enough of me!" Then he keeps telling me to shut up, so I'm like "I LOVE YOU TOO!" And all that.

Then he says he'd buy me a freezie if I shut up, but he didn't! So then Jay and Ash start insulting him, so I'm like "DON'T INSULT MY BOYFRIEND!" I was kidding, though.

Yea, and then me and Drew yelled hi to these older guys on bike, and we waved, and they waved back! So I was all happy because of that.

And in gym, we had to walk, which made Mely my walking buddy, so we linked arms and skipped most of the time, with me singing BUM BUM BEEDA BUM BUM BE DUM DUM! From Disturbia.

Gawd, I love that song.

DID I MENTION I'M HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH?!

'CAUSE I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

One of my brother's friends said he ~~came~~ in my bum, so I'm like "FUDE YOU! YOU MOTHERFUDGER!"

No, I didn't actually say fudge, I used a much stronger word. Nobody ta;ks about me like that! Except for Colton, but it's Colton. No surprise there.

DISTURBIA! AIN'T USED TO WHAT YOU LIKE!

I still have a headache. GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD! LOVE YOU IGGY! Thought I should add that, Iggy's my lover!(Pretend Lover, GAWD!)

JAY BOUGHT MY CANDY ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND JOLT!!!!!!

LOVE YOU JAY!
xoxo
Jessica <3s you!
WAIT!

WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?!

That Jessica's and odd person. And she yells at random people on the street, and tells them she loves them.

WORKS FOR ME!
BYEEEEEEEEEE!