Assassin's Creed 1

Me playing and my mom comentaries, this is what happen when my mom stars to watch me playing:

Mom: Were did you get this?

Me: Gus let me on Saturday.

Mom: When you gonna delivery for him?

Me: I don't know...

Mom: What's happing?

Me: Well, is for porpuse...it's like a computer trying to read his memory from his DNA.

Mom: What's the story about?

Me: Wel, is about a guy from century 13th from the Holy Land. He's an assassin that kills Templars and some guys that his master asks to do it.

Mom: .....why he have American Accent?

Me:Ask to the guys from Ubisoft...

Mom: What she's doing????

Me: She wants money.

Mom: Why don't you gave her some?

Me: Cause the Bureau just gave me weapons....

Mom: Dude, cut her hands off!!!!

Me: 0.0'

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