Poor Adam

One upon a time, there was a very popular site founder, named Adam, who had lots of things to do, like walk the dog, play guitar hero, and publish Fan Words. Then one day, he got the life he never wanted.
You see, it all started when this girl he always saw at the grocery store asked him to come hang out at her place. They played video games so late into the night that they both fell asleep in her living room. Of course, when his mom found out, she grounded him, and told him not to leave his room for a week. But, Adam REALLY wanted to see that girl again, so he snuck out the window that night, and headed to a party down the corner where he knew she’d be.
Now, Adam wasn’t a dumb sort of person, but he was very fond of punch, and had no idea someone had spiked it, until the cops showed up. He was so mad at them accusing him of being drunk; that he hit one of them, but that just upset them.
So now poor Adam can’t walk his dog, or play guitar hero, or publish Fan Words. He’s under house arrest for assaulting an officer, and his mom took his computer away. Maybe Adam will learn from this. Too bad all the people who want Fan Words published will be so mad at him when he gets his computer back. Poor Adam.

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