The Human Dustbin

There was a young laydee called Emmah. She was a very hungry laydee, even though she'd eaten her own weight in food that day. She has eaten: a cookie, two jam and cream doughnuts, a BLT sandwich, chocolate buttons, Easter egg AND a curry!

And she was still hungry.

The end.

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Sorry, I was feeling super random. I am very hungry though.

I'm sure I still have some chocolate buttons somewhere. And mini chocolate orange eggs. Though, since my Dad and sister have been at home all day, the little mini eggs may have been eaten by now.

My cat keeps farting on me.

No longer hungry.

It smells.

Emmah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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