Hello fellow Otakuisms! I am Emmah, and this is my little world of blogging. I'm not a very normal human being. In fact, sometimes I'm not considered human at all.

I'm a bigger Bon Jovi, Beyblade, Kai, and Tala fan than you. Accept it. LOL.

I LOVE yaoi. I write A LOT of yaoi fanfictions (you can find some on my Beyblade Fanfics world). But I do like to write hetero, funny and friendship fanfictions, too. I'm not just all about the yaoi.

My favourite yaoi pairing EVER is Kai and Tala from Beyblade. They are the best.

I have a love for LOLcats and other LOLthings. They often worm their way into my posts.

I still stick with MyOtaku. I shall never leave it as many have done...

I have a tattoo. It's on my ankle. I also have my ears pierced and my belly button pierced. I have 6 pets:- 2 cats, 2 giant snails, one hamster, and one rabbit. They are all mad.

That's enough useless information. READ AND LAUGH TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!

Big News!

I'm pregnant.

Well, no, I'm not. LOL. That would be worrying if I was. Considering I haven't, y'know. So it'd be a bit impossible XD

But I do have big, good news. Two pieces, in fact.

My pregnant friend Rosie is no longer pregnant. She gave birth on Saturday to a little (ish) boy. He was 8lbs 9 ounces (ouch!), and she's named him Jake. I've yet to see him, but I've texted Ro-Ro, and she's OK and she says Jake's OK, too. So, that's good.

My other big news. I dunno if I ever told you guys about the super-hot foreign guy who comes into the shop I work in every Tuesday and Thursday? Well, he does. And I have a major crush on him.

Anyway, he came in last night... And asked me for my mobile number! I would've given it to him - if I could remember it LOL! I promised to give it to him (oo-er) on Tuesday, and then he left =( He was smiling, though.

5 minutes later, and he came back, and asked me if I was free today or Sunday!!! So, I have arranged to meet him today at 5.30 =D

I am totally going on a date with mr hot-guy. And he actually wants to go on a date with me? I might ask him if he's blind later.

I also actually don't know his name. In all the excitement, I forgot LOL. I'll find out later.

Sooooo, I am very excited, and nervous XD I also need a bath, find my tweezers, wash my work uniform for tomorrow morning, pluck eyebrows into oblivion so I am almost bald above the eyes, find my super-sexy black t-shirt... Which I can't remember the location of... And tart myself up =D Well, no, I won't. I'm not gonna put heaps of make-up on so I look like a barbie. I'll just put the usual eyeline on.

I am also very hungry =/


Good day to you, sirs.


Emmah did not mean to abandon anyone on TheO. It's just I use MyO so much more. And Fanfiction.net.

I've dropped the idea to submit fanfics over here. It means I have to drastically change them all to meet TheO's guidelines, and then I look like a crap writer. Which I probably am, anyway.



That's my fanfiction homepage. I have 4 fics up atm. All Beyblade, 3 oneshots, and one ongoing fic.

Over on MyO, I've put up all the pictures from yesterday's Carnival we had in town. But, I'll give you all a picture from it, anyway.

Shame we can't upload multiple pictures. Or can we?

Erm.... Yeah.


A Fanfic? Non.... Mais Oui.

Why is it, with titles, I either go Jamaican, mon, or turn French.

It'll be German next.

I'm just about to submit my fanfic (my fanfics have their very own special World XD). I have submitted it over on fanfiction.net. Two people have saved it as one of their favourite stories, and 3 have reviewed. I'm very pleased with that XD

I have DRASTICALLY edited it for over here.... So it'll probably seem very crap.

(Left-right) Me and Chelsea. Yeah. We weren't drunk at this stage.

But we did get very drunk later. So much so, I ended up wandering into the men's toilets. VERY funny. I'll explain.

In Evolution, the club we were in (all it plays is rock music =D), the toilets are upstairs. So off I toddled, because I really needed to pee, obviously. It had gotten to that stage of the night, when I needed to pee constantly, and everyone looked the same. So, I found the women's toilets fine, but when I came out again, I couldn't remember where the stairs were to go back down.

Sooo... I thought it would be a very good idea (and it really wasn't) to follow this bloke. He, obviously walked into the men's loos. And I just toddled off behind him, got in there, saw all these men, and just said "oh, these aren't the stairs" and walked back out.

That is how drunk I was.

Learn from my experiences, and don't do that. It does earn you some very odd looks off some very drunk men having a pee. And can you blame them?

Drunkeness On Saturday

Here, have a picture from Saturday that is the drunkeness of us:

(Left-Right) Emily, me and Chelsea.

Don't ask what I was looking at. Or who took the picture. Or since when Emily leaned on me.

I can't remember any of it. LOL.

Emma xxxxxxxxxx

A Woodchucking Woodchucker Chucks Wood-Like Wood That Only A Woodchucker Can Chuck. Wood.

I used that title over on MyO. Took me ages to get right and make sure everything was spelled right XD

Kissies, bum-slapping, outragious flirting, sex eyes. Surely I can get away with sex eyes?


I'm on about my fanfiction, if you hadn't guessed. LOL. I just made a new World for the fanfics I'm gonna write. It's... Purple. And rather empty.

I'm gonna have to stop having a bath, y'know. Ok, that makes me sound like a skank. The fanfic I'm writing, I got inspiration for, whilst in the bath. I was in the bath yesterday, and yet again, I got inspiration for a new fanfic. I might have to go buy a shower (currently don't own one).

Or I'll got bathe in the kitchen sink.


Ewww, maybe not.

Must write some of thingy now.