A Nickname You Always Wanted to be Called or Didn't Want to be Called

YYYEEESSSS!!!! MY FIRST TOPICAL POST!!! YYYYYAAAAAYYYY!!!! *punches self in the face* WOOOHOOOO!!!! *runs around the room naked while playing a Trombone*. It's kind of cold in here. Any who, this has been bugging the crap out of me. I always wanted to get people to call me Snake from Metal Gear. OMG METAL GEAR!!! YG#R&^RYGRFYBHYF#^GR*OBYF*(WEHF*#HBF*&H*HF*&H!!!!!!! *fires rocket launcher in the air randomly* The problem is, nobody thinks that's cool. So they call me Donald Duck, Donkey Kong, or D-Shizzle. They're cool nicknames, except for Donald Duck (it get's annoying at times), but, I don't like them as much as Snake. I don't if I'm crazy or just a man who wanted to be called something cool for a change. METAL GEAR! *air hump* UH!! METAL GEAR! *air hump* UH!! METAL GEAR! *air hump* UH!!!! Have you guys ever wanted to be called something that nobody would ever call you because they think it's stupid or childish? I really need to fix that hole in my wall from that rocket.

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